Acting Like a Grownup 17

A/N: Well folks, it's been a long journey but we've finally reached the end. Now I'll admit, my writing skills weren't the best going into this and they still aren't, but I like to think I put together a nice little story with twists and turns. This story changed a lot so here's to nearly two years of Natsu's Growing Up. I did my best to give a little mention of some things you guys may have forgotten but I can't guarantee all of them. And if you have questions after you're done reading this, I put an A/N at the end to try and clarify everything, but like I said, I can't guarantee I covered all of it.

But most importantly, I'd like to thank you, the reader, for sticking around with this story for its ups and downs, short and long chapters, questionable decisions, and major plot holes. You deserve the glory of this final chapter more than I do.

Oh and a super big thank you to Natsu is Awesome for this... great... chapter editing. I can sadly say that there were at least 4 different drafts of this chapter before finally settling on this one. I'd like to thank Kript for his story updates, as they keep me interested in this type of story.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Fairy Tail series or any characters in said series.

Warnings: Slight OOC

"I don't know about this..." - Regular Speech

'I need to get back!' - Regular Thought

"Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!" - Attack

"The Northern Fortress, Monday 2:36 p.m." - Place Setting

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Flashback

It was very brisk night. Not too cold and not too hot, but the right temperature to energize someone to run a mile or start a fire. It was the perfect night for loved ones to hold each other close and whisper private words that should never be spoken to anyone else. So in a way, it was a night that has inspired many tales and stories across time.

"I could lie here forever you know, never go to work or anything, just lying here with you feels the most natural to me." Bisca murmured, rolling over onto her stomach.

Natsu smirked as he gently traced circles on her smooth back. "That sounds pretty irresponsible of you, ya know? And the sad part is I'm supposed to be the immature one in this relationship." Natsu chuckled.

Bisca pouted as she looked over at him. "Hey, I can't help it that I fell in love with a teenager... ugh, if only you were born a few years sooner. Then dating you wouldn't be so awkward..." the green haired woman sighed.

"I don't know about that," he clicked his tongue, "I really like it. This sort of scandalous relationship. I don't know what I'm more excited about, the fact that I'm dating a hot mom or the fact that the hot mom could go to prison if anyone found out!" Natsu laughed a little louder this time.

The woman next to him rolled her eyes. "Jerk."

"Oh you know I'm just joking B, besides, I think you'd look hot in a prison uniform." Natsu smiled.

Bisca just glared at him. "You know, I think I'm feeling pretty tired. Perhaps I should call you a cab?" She threatened.

Natsu didn't take her seriously. "I normally don't like messing with people but you're just too much fun to tease."

"Ugh, brats." Bisca scowled.

"Speaking of brats, I gotta admit something Bisca, never once while you babysat me did I ever think that one day I'd be lying next to you in bed. Maybe that was because I was twelve but still, this is very bizarre to me." Natsu admitted.

Bisca let out a small laugh as her damp mood quickly passed. "Oh really? I can't say that I thought this would happen either, but I don't regret it. I also don't regret coming home drank that night and seducing you." She told him.

"I don't regret any of that either, but do you know what I do regret?" He asked her.

Bisca scooted closer to him so their faces were nearly touching. "What?" She whispered.

"That I've been nailing you in your husband's bed." Natsu smirked, feeling proud of himself for being a scoundrel.

Bisca just rolled her eyes. 'I probably should tell him that Alzack isn't my official husband, but he seems pretty happy so I might as well just let him think that for a little longer...' Bisca thought offhandedly. "I won't tell him if you don't tell him."

"Deal." The pink haired teen nodded before rolling over on his back and crossing his arms behind his head. "Man, I'm pretty thirsty." He yawned.

Bisca let a lewd smirk cross her plump lips. "Oh, already? I'm sorry Natsu but I think Asuka already milked me dry! But I'm sure if you suck hard enough, you'll get some more milk eventually~" Bisca purred seductively as she pressed her arms up underneath her swollen breasts but made sure to keep them hidden.

Natsu's eyes immediately darted to the woman's best assets but shook his head with a grin. "And that's why I love you Bisca. But I'm afraid I want something more... not breast milk-y... do you have any soda?" He asked.

"I don't know, check the fridge." Bisca chuckled, glad that Natsu didn't think with his penis all the time, otherwise she really would never leave the bed.

There was some moving and a lot of creaking sounds from the bed but soon enough Natsu made it out and now stood up, naked as the day he was born, giving Bisca everything to stare at. It really did payoff to be a student athlete. "Alright, do you want anything while I'm up?" He asked.

"Nope," Bisca rested her head up on her fist, admiring him. "Nothing at all."

He nodded and then walked out of the room, leaving Bisca alone to lay on her bed. It was a little too warm in the apartment for her liking but she'd do anything to keep Asuka blissfully asleep. She heard Natsu stumble around in the kitchen before finally finding the refrigerator. It was then that she remembered something, she had run out of almost all her other beverages the night before (thanks to Natsu and his unquenchable thirst). Bisca looked at the door when she heard his heavy feet thumping on the floor as he ran back.

"Hey Bisca," Natsu started off with a tone that reminded her of the days she used to watch him and he'd ask for something he knew he couldn't have. "You don't have anything else to drink so... can I have a beer?" He asked nervously.

Bisca groaned as she sat up. "Why don't you just have water?" She asked tiredly.

She couldn't see him, but she could tell he frowned. "Because I want something with flavor, besides, I've drank nearly eight gallons of water earlier today!" He whined.

"Ugh, how old are you?" She pressed.

"...17," Natsu answered.

There was a small pause that hung in the air for a few seconds before finally she relented. "Tell your friends or your parents and I will strap a saddle to your back and ride you up and down the street." Bisca threatened.

"Yes ma'am!" Natsu cheered and then Bisca heard the familiar sound of Natsu cracking open the beer. She heard more rattling as he walked over and could only guess that he had grabbed the whole six-pack. The green haired woman could only groan when he started to chug the ensnaring beverage in big gulps. "Woah! This is pretty good!" He said as he took his lips away from the can. "I feel like a new man."

"Just go easy on them, okay?" Bisca pleaded in vain, cause she knew better than most that if Natsu found something new he liked, he was just going to keep doing it.

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'And that's how all of this started...' Bisca sighed to herself as she rested her hands on her belly which held the beginnings of her and Natsu's baby. She held that memory close to her heart as that was when their family started.

But now here she was, standing in the biggest garden she's ever seen, outside of the biggest mansion she's ever seen, owned by the richest man she's ever met.

Dragneel Manor.

That was where Bisca was.

Upon coming here for the first time, Bisca was overcome with fear and was so intimidated she could barely move. That age has long since past but now she was terrified for a reason. How was she supposed to tell Natsu's parents, the richest man and woman this side of the country, that she had sex with their son, who was a minor, and was now pregnant with their grandchild? Her knees were already shaking from the lack of sleep but this was almost too much for the poor woman.

"Bisca! Bisca!" The woman who was being called out heard the distant cries and turned around.

Her eyes widened as she saw who was calling out her name. "Natsu?" She whispered as she saw the young pink haired teen running at her in a full on sprint. "Natsu!" She waved at him as she too began to run towards him.

Natsu was just about kicking up dust from how fast he was running towards her. Thankfully for both his and her sanities, it didn't take them long before they were finally in each other's loving embrace after so long (basically only a couple of hours).

"What the hell are you doing here?" Natsu asked he wrapped his arms around the emerald haired goddess even tighter. "Why are you at my house? And where's Asuka?"

Bisca just rested her head on his shoulder. "Well I didn't plan on coming here but some limo showed up in front of the apartment building and the chauffeur asked me to get in. I didn't have anything else going on so I got Lisanna to watch Asuka for me."

"Wait so some guy driving a limo pulled up in front of you and you automatically got in? That's pretty stupid B," Natsu said honestly.

She just pouted. "Hey... I'm a sucker for nice things sometimes." Bisca mumbled, making Natsu laugh. "You wouldn't understand, you grew up with these things!"

"You're probably right, but you're just too adorable not to laugh at," Natsu smirked as he took her hand. "Have you seen my parents yet?" He asked rather shyly, hoping that Igneel had already spoken to Bisca and did the whole conversation without him.

Bisca noticed the fear in his eyes and wondered if she was going to have to be the rock of their pairing. "No, not yet. The chauffeur just dropped me off here without another word so I just called you."

Natsu sighed. "Ugh, I knew it. Well, there's no use in putting it off any longer, are you ready to meet my parents... again..." Natsu looked her in the eye, hoping she would say no so that they could run away together, without his parent's blessing.

She immediately knew what he wanted her to say but she shook her head. "Natsu..." she tightened her hold on his hand. "We'll get through this, don't worry. We're having this baby and nothing's going to keep us apart." She reassured him.

"Yeah, you're right..." the pink haired young man looked up, his face at peace with the situation. "I guess I still got some growing up to do if I'm going to be a father, but I'm glad to know that I'm getting closer and closer to being the best dad I can be!"

"Aww..." Bisca blushed at his optimistic point of view and his quick recovery from his fear. "You're right, we can do this. And fuck anyone who tries to get in our way!"

Hands locked together, Natsu and Bisca took their first few steps towards the grand house. Both knew full well what awaited them inside and both were reassured by the other's presence. Consequences be damned, they were going to see the end and live a happy life together.

"Is your dad still... your dad?" Bisca asked softly,not sure how to describe him.

Natsu turned his head to look at her. "A little bit, but don't be too intimidated by him, he wouldn't hurt a fly." Natsu reassured her. "Well, at least that's how I think he is. You know I don't see him that often anymore."

Bisca nodded. "And your mom, is she still getting around?"

Again, Natsu nodded. "Yeah, she's gotten real good with the wheelchair. At one point dad tried to get her one of those moped thingies but she refused. Dad was so mad when he found out she gave the rascal to Gajeel!" He laughed, causing Bisca to smirk.

"Speaking of Gajeel, do you think your siblings are in there as well?" She inquired.

Natsu shrugged. "I don't know. I know for sure Wendy is but it's a gamble with Gajeel and Zeref. They're like me, always off doing their own thing." He said with an aura of familiarity and nostalgia, remembering the days when he and his family lived together. Bisca noticed his somber expression and decided to let him reminisce for a while longer, he deserved it.

They were now walking onto the patio, coming closer to the door. As they grew closer, their anxiety and fear also started to swell, but they perked up. They said they wouldn't back down from a challenge and that's what they were going to do. They would conquer this.

With a trembling hand, Natsu reached out and turned the door knob and slowly pushed it open. "I-I... I'm home!" He shouted, his voice echoing through the house, alerting everyone inside of his arrival.

Even through the hustle of the ground's maids and employees, Igneel's low, menacing voice managed to reach them. "In the den boy," a gruff voice told them. No doubt about it, Igneel was not in a good mood.

Natsu looked at Bisca and gave her an uneasy smile, "Ladies first?" He offered.

"Such a gentleman..." Bisca rolled her eyes and walked in, immediately feeling a sense of nausea.

Natsu quickly rushed to her side and fretted over her. "Bisca, are you okay?" He asked, holding her as if she was a bird with a broken wing.

Bisca gave him a nervous chuckle, "Totally! It's just this is so real now, you know? I'm in such an extravagant home. Well, the feeling of the life of luxury and richness coupled with Igneel pouting is so surreal."

"Yeah, I understand," Natsu nodded as he passed her.

Bisca found the ginormous house was more akin to a morgue than a place a family should live, it was cold and silent, the various workers having scattered when they heard the tone of their master. She looked around and saw forgotten cleaning supplies, baskets of laundry, and even some tools just lying on the ground.

To her, the walk to the living room was far too quick. Bisca would've preferred it to have lasted a year or perhaps even more so. The feeling she felt in her body must've been the same feeling a gazelle experienced right before being pounced upon by a tiger. In a matter of seconds, they now stood before two large, dark oak doors that were far too grand for Bisca's taste.

"We're here Bisca, no turning back now!" Natsu whispered, not wanting to look back at her lest he lose all bravado and steam. He put his hand on one of the door handles and pushed it open. "Father!" Natsu shouted, his voice more brash and bold than it probably should have been for their current situation.

"Natsu!" Bisca scolded him for addressing his father in such a way. She prepared to hear a loud, mean, and utterly insulting rebuttal but was surprised when his reply was nothing of the sort.

Instead of hearing some complaint or angry look from him, Bisca received a strong arm flying in front of her as if to shield her from some unknown assailant.

"It's about time brat..." the low, condescending voice came from a leather arm chair that was facing the fireplace on the other side of the room. Bisca remembered seeing this room before once she finally got a good look at it, this was one of the rooms that Igneel had forbidden Natsu, Gajeel, and Wendy from playing in.

The speaker who's body was hidden from facing the opposite direction and the utter darkness in the room began to cough as he tried to get up. "Damn lungs..." he muttered as soon as he was on his feet, leaning over the fireplace.

Bisca was suddenly very glad his arm was in front of her, it provided her some comfort in the otherwise heavy and menacing atmosphere of the room.

"Well that's what you get for smoking old man!" Natsu growled, baring his teeth.

The hidden figure was not very pleased with that comment. "Did I ask you, boy?" He growled back. "Besides, it's now pretty fucked up that you're the one giving me life lessons on being careful. I mean come on Natsu..." he turned around, his silhouette being the way to tell where he stood. "There's no use in hiding it anymore boy, we know you got that pretty little woman pregnant, we know that's where you've been spending most of your time, and we know you've been skipping school in order to spend time with her." He revealed.

Natsu just snarled. "Yeah? What of it?" He said defiantly. "There's nothing you can do to stop this! This is going to happen!" Natsu began to shout.

A calm and unexpected voice from behind them made itself known with a calm and motherly tone. "Sweetie, we understand that..." Natsu's mother said. "You and your father tend to get all stupid with your bravado and masculinity that you two don't stop and read the situation."

"We don't have stupid bravado!" Both Natsu and Igneel shouted as Natsu and Bisca turned around to face her.

Bisca was now really surprised to see Natsu's mother after such a long time. "Mrs. Dragneel! It's been so long!" The green haired woman knelt down to wrap her arms around one of the only people who had sense in the house.

Grandeeney Dragneel smiled softly as she rolled into the room, the large doors easily letting her pass through with her wheelchair. "Bisca! It's so good to see you dear! And I'm happy to say that the glow of motherhood really does suit you." She stated honestly as she turned the lights on, revealing Igneel's true figure which was that of a middle aged man.

"Ah!" The older Dragneel screeched in pain. "My sensitive skin! The light burns!

Completely avoiding the odd character that was her boyfriend's father, the pregnant woman blushed in embarrassment. "About that... you should know I'm very sorry about seducing your son like I did..."

Grandeeney just waved her off. "Pish posh! I know you two aren't sorry about it one bit! I can tell by your stature and the looks in your eyes, not to mention Natsu's stupid grin on his face."

"I did her like seventy-three times," he said with a stupid smirk as he remembered all of what he did to Bisca. And it wasn't all pleasant.

"That's too much information son..." Grandeeney deadpanned as she rolled in.

Before Natsu could further gross out his mother, Igneel started up again. "Dammit Grandeeney! You ruined it! You totally messed it up!" He pouted like a child that just lost his bike privileges. "I had it all planned out! Me and Natsu were going to argue, Bisca would try to step in, I'd say some devastating words that would forever bruise our relationship, Natsu would then defend her and proceed to rant on and on about his love for her, I'd come to see reason, and we'd have a total father-son moment!" Igneel ranted.

Natsu was thrown for a loop when he heard that. "Dad! This isn't one of your movies! This is real life! You really had me worried there!"

Bisca was just as confused as Natsu was. She knew his dad was a movie director, but she had no idea he was so good that he could make her and Natsu fall into a trap.

Igneel then looked to the closet. "Alright! Cut! Stop filming! It's ruined..." Igneel told the people inside.

The closet door slowly creaked open and there stood Gajeel with a camera and Wendy with a boom mic.

"Did I do something wrong?" Wendy asked with a worried face, hoping to not have just disappointed her father.

"No sweetie, your mom was the one who ruined it." Igneel told his daughter, "You were doing great, I barely knew you two were there." He complimented.

Wendy let her boom mic fall to the ground as tears welled up in her eyes. "Are you sure? Because I don't think I gave it one hundred percent..." she sniffed.

Gajeel frowned and laid a hand on her shoulder. "Wendy you were doing an awesome job! Mom just didn't have the right timing! It's not your fault!" He tried to comfort her.

The blue haired girl just shook her head and walked out the backdoor followed by her hardcore metal brother who tried to comfort her.

Igneel slapped his hand against his face. "Dammit Grandeeney..." he huffed as he stood up straight and fixed the buttons on his blazer. "One of these days Grandie, one of these days!"

Bisca interjected with a question. "Wait, if you were just making a movie scene, does that mean you're not really mad?" She asked hopefully.

"Oh no," Igneel chuckled. "I still think you two are pretty fucking stupid!" He hollered. "I mean what are the odds? I sent Natsu to that boarding school to learn the arts of cinema then he found out he doesn't like being away from home so he had a nervous breakdown and cussed out all of his teachers! He then gets kicked out and I'm forced to bribe Magnolia High to take him in!" Igneel told his story, all the while shaking his head.

"W-What? He got kicked out?" Bisca widened her eyes. Natsu didn't tell her that part. She knew of his time over there and even discussed his escape. She had thought he told her everything, but apparently not.

Igneel went to sit down again. "From the dumbstruck look on your face I can tell that Natsu didn't tell you any of this."

"Shut up dad!" Natsu growled. "You know damn well that's not what happened!"

Bisca turned to him. "It didn't? Because I was about to say, that's pretty badass that you cussed out your teachers. Sure it may have been reckless and irresponsible, but that would've been cool."

Natsu faltered. "I mean- you know damn well that's what happened!"

Grandeeney rolled her eyes. "Oh get over yourself..." she sighed as she placed herself next to Igneel's armchair. "Now it's not very polite of us to keep a pregnant woman standing, so please, sit." Grandeeney gestured to the couch.

"Yeah, thank you." Bisca said as she and Natsu did as instructed and sat down on the couch to their left. "But, if I may ask, how do you know I'm pregnant?" She asked.

"Oh..." Grandeeney looked surprised. "I thought Layla informed you that she told us?"

'Of course...' Natsu and Bisca sweat dropped. 'She's such a gossip...'

Igneel breathes heavily out of his nose. "Now before we get into the meat of it, let's get two things clear." He said sternly, showing that these two items would be nonnegotiable. "One, I don't care how this happened, I just don't. I've learned over the years that love just happens in the most bizarre ways. Second, this will not be a public affair. I don't want anyone outside of our family knowing. I'm sure by now that Natsu may have told some friends, but we must get them to swear to secrecy. The reason for that must be pretty obvious."

Bisca and Natsu nodded. "Yes father," Natsu said.

"I understand," Bisca agreed.

"But as for the reason we brought you two here..." Grandeeney nudged her husband.

Igneel picked it up. "We want to know what your intentions are. What's your plan? What are you two going to do about this?"

Natsu shifted uncomfortably in his seat, scratching the back of his head and avoiding eye contact with anyone in the room, especially with the woman next to him. "H-Hey Bisca... why don't you field this one?" He said nervously.

Bisca's eyebrows shot up in surprise. "What!? You're making me explain!?" She whispered vehemently.

"Yeah! Like hell I'm telling them!" Natsu whispered back.

The emerald haired woman rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. "Ugh, fine! But you owe me!" She told him before looking back at his parents with a blush slowly clouding her cheeks. "W-Well... me and Natsu - mostly Natsu - have decided that it would be best if we were to... to... excuse me..." she buried her face into her hands to hide her embarrassment.

Steeling his resolve and swallowing his pride, "We are going to get married..." He shut his eyes right after he said that, not wanting to look his parents in the eye.

Igneel and Grandeeney blinked a few times before looking at each other, both wondering why the couple were so embarrassed about this.

"Pick your head up girl, open your eyes when you're talking to me boy!" Igneel instructed, his voice cracking like lightning.

With sharp movements, both did as instructed out of fear of the man. "Yes sir!" They said.

Grandeeney swatted her husband on the arm. "Oh hush! Don't be so strict! You should be a bit more nicer when dealing with your new daughter-in-law!" She scolded.

"Maybe she should get used to me..." Igneel crossed his arms and grumbled.

"Wait," Natsu perked up. "You're referring to Bisca as your daughter-in-law... that means you approve!"

Igneel rubbed his face into the palm of his hand. "Well duh! Try to keep up with the conversation Natsu! Of course we do! Honestly I'd be a little upset if you knocked her up and didn't marry her. Bisca's a great gal, a little too American for my tastes-"

"Hey! What's that supposed to mean!?" Bisca glared.

"- but she has the makings for a great mother. You snagged yourself a good one son. I know I probably shouldn't say this considering the circumstances buuuut... I'm proud son." Igneel gave his son a soft, comforting smile.

Grandeeney sweat dropped and gave her husband a sly remark. "You shouldn't be... I love Natsu too but he may very well have just ruined their lives."

"Now there you go! You're being the negative one now!" Igneel pointed at his wife.

The old woman did not like his stubby finger being directed at her. "Don't you point that finger at me! All I'm saying is that you shouldn't be congratulating him! He got Bisca pregnant! And that reminds me..." Grandeeney looked back at the buxom mother. "How did Alzack react?" She asked.

Igneel chuckled when Alzack was brought up. "Yeah, that poor, slippery bastard! Worst case of friendzone I have ever seen!" He cackled.

Bisca gave him a stern look. "Mr. Igneel! That's unfair! We may have had a kid but I just couldn't love him like that! We both agreed to just try and raise Asuka as a normal family." She scolded.

"I agree Bisca," Grandeeney crossed her arms. "Be a bit more sympathetic towards the poor boy!"

"Can't believe everyone knew they weren't married except for me..." Natsu muttered to the side, no one paying him any mind.

Fortunately for the mood of the room, Grandeeney decided to change the subject. "Well Bisca... I think we should go ahead start planning your wedding! We want to get you into a wedding dress before your baby starts showing!" She teased.

Bisca blushed, not fully believing that this was going to happen. This all felt so surreal. "I don't think we'll have enough time... I'm already a few weeks along, I'm sure the kind of dress I want to wear won't look as good."

"Oh!" Grandeeney swooned. "So humble! But relax dear, with our connections and money, we can have a nice wedding at the end of the month!"

"A nice, private wedding." Igneel corrected. "Like I said, we should just keep this close to the family."

Natsu raised his hand.

"You don't have to raise your hand, son," Igneel sighed.

"Can I invite some friends?" He asked innocently.

"How many?" The older Dragneel asked, making Natsu count on his fingers but unfortunately for him, he had two too many.

"Like..." he looked at his fingers. "Like, twelve." Natsu said, unsure as to whether or not he counted everyone he planned to invite. "Not including family."

Igneel mulled it over in his head for a second. "Y-Yeah sure, alright."

"Yes!" Natsu pumped his fist.

Grandeeney took the moment of silence to roll over to Bisca and take her by the hand. "Now dear, let's go plan your wedding." She smiled.

Bisca tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear and nodded. "Yes, let's do it. But first, let me just call Lisanna and tell her that she may need to watch Asuka for a little longer..."

"Nonsense! I'll send Gajeel and Wendy to pick up my new granddaughter!" The older woman said.

"Oh," Bisca said, "well if they don't mind..." she trailed off as she stood up.

Natsu got up with her and put a hand on her shoulder, "Don't worry! Gajeel and Wendy are some of the most reliable people I know." Natsu said, trying to comfort her.

Bisca sniffed, wiping a tear that was welling in her eye, "yeah, I'm sorry. It's just... everything is happening so fast, you know? It's kinda hard to keep up." She whispered, leaning closer to him.

Natsu just wrapped his arms around her and hugged her tightly. "Babe, don't worry! Everything's going to be fine! You should be happy, planning your wedding and most importantly..." he began to snicker. "Your bachelorette party!"

"Ugh!" Bisca groaned. "You're seriously gonna make me have one?" She asked, clearly hating the idea.

"Well I'm not, but I'm sure Ur and Layla would like to celebrate before we tie the knot." Natsu smirked, a lewd fantasy playing in his head.

"I think your idea of me, Ur, and Layla 'celebrating' is completely different than what I'm thinking." Bisca teased.

Natsu shrugged. "Maybe. Now go, I'll go take care of a few things myself." He told her.

Bisca released him and nodded. "Alright, but be safe and don't make any stupid decisions." She warned him.

"Yeah, yeah! You know me!" He grinned.

Bisca grinned back. "I know, that's why I'm warning you."

The two just stood there, looking into each other's eyes, silently saying their goodbyes as both knew that it would be a while before they saw each other again. But reluctantly, Bisca turned away and followed his mother out of the room. That was when Igneel decided to stand up and give his two cents.

"I have to say son," he grinned. "You could've done a lot worse!"

Natsu laughed. "Yeah, she's a beauty ain't she?" He said, feeling a sense of pride.

"Damn right." He clapped his son on the back. "Now, what do you have planned for your bachelor party?" He asked.

"Oh you know, the usual..."

The events that took place at Natsu Dragneel's bachelor party has been deemed Classified Information by the government. As such, the many crimes committed have been covered up by Igneel's vast wealth. As far as the country of Japan knows, Natsu and his group never left Laxus' car.

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"Now, are you sure you don't need anything else, Natsu?" The buxom greenette known as Bisca Conell asked. The beautiful woman was about 29 years old and had a killer body for a woman who just gave birth not even 11 months ago. Bisca was currently married to her husband, Alzack but things weren't so well between them currently but that's a story for a different time.

"No ma'am, I'm fine, really. Go on and have fun with your friends." The funny and lovable 17 year old known as Natsu Dragneel chuckled as he ran a hand over little baby Asuka's hair. Natsu was just a regular high school student who attended Magnolia High. With average grades and average friends, Natsu was very content with his life. Or, at least he would be if he could actually see his father Igneel for more than two hours a day.

Now when you first meet Natsu, you may judge him by his appearance. Fuckboy. He had it all, the button down shirt with rolled up sleeves, cargo shorts, and Sperry's. But that was only because he liked dressing for warm weather. He was far from the average douche.

Bisca laughed as well. "Well alright then. Like I said, money for pizza is on the counter and Asuka's formula instructions are right here." She said indicating to the little pamphlet on the kitchen table.

Natsu just shooed her away. "Bisca come on, this isn't the first time I've watched over Asuka." He groaned.

"Hahaha well alright, I know. But I'm just making sure you didn't forget." The green haired beauty sighed before walking with him to her door. "I will be back at eight o'clock and not a second later. Bye Natsu and please, be careful with her." She said with a soft tone, her maternal desires kicking in about wanting to stay with her child.

The teenager in front of her sympathetically rested a hand on her shoulder. "Bisca, it's fine. Nothing's going to happen." He assured her with a comforting smile.

"Thank you Natsu, you're so kind. Wish more people in this city were like you." Bisca sighed.

"Well if they were then I'd be out of a job." Natsu flashed her a grin that he was so well known for.

Bisca giggled at his little quip and put on her coat. "Remember, if you need anything, I'll be with Layla and Ur so call them if I can't answer." She told him for the thousandth time. "Now I'll see you later, Natsu. Bye bye Asuka." She said her goodbye, putting a lot of affection towards her farewell to her baby.

After one more reassurance, she reluctantly left Natsu with her baby. "Well Asuka, I guess it's just you and me now." Natsu said as he tickled her little stomach. He carried the baby to her little playpen and sat down in front of her.

"Now Asuka, let's take it from the top. Na-tsu." He said, hoping she would say his name.

However, all he got in return was a happy little gurgle. "Nana!" She babbled.

"Na-ts-u." He tried again.

"Gaga!" She giggled.

"Nat-su!" He said, getting a little more aggressive about it.

But her next reply shocked him to the core. "Dada!" The cute little baby girl gurgled out.

Natsu stared her down with an intense gaze. "No where did you- *Buzz*" His phone went off and took his attention from Asuka but he made sure to keep an eye on her as he took the call.

He smirked when he saw who was calling him. "Hey Luce." He greeted nonchalantly.

*Natsu! Hey, where are you?* She asked him while twiddling a strand of her blonde hair in between her fingers.

"Oh nothing much, just watching Asuka." Natsu sighed.

*Oh my gosh that sounds like so much fun! When do you get off?* She asked.

Natsu scratched his chin in thought. "Umm, Bisca said around eight. Why?" He questioned.

*Oh me, Cana, Erza, and Gray were all gonna go out and hang.* Lucy answered.

"Sure why not, got nothing else going on after this." He told her.

The two teens continued to talk for the next fifteen minutes until Natsu let her go because he had to give Asuka her dinner.

A Few Hours Later

"Dammit! Where the hell is she?" Natsu asked as he looked at his phone to check the time. It was currently 9:40 and no sign of Bisca. He continued to sway the almost sleeping Asuka in his arm as he paced the living room.

"Oh this is not how I imagined my Friday night!" He seethed. Through the course of the night he received texts/phone calls from Wendy asking about a project for school, Elfman enthusing about a new gym, and finally a drunk Erza wanting someone to butcher.

He was brought from his thoughts when he heard the door open and light chuckling filled the entry way.

"Bisca! Finally!" Natsu grinned as he went to meet the mother at the door. When he saw her, he understood why she was late.

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"I do," Natsu said proudly, standing across from the love of his life in front of a small gathering of their most trusted friends and family. The past two weeks without his lover was total hell for Natsu, she never left his mind for a moment! Now, standing before her, Natsu finally felt at peace, which would be something incomprehensible to someone who would be in his shoes. After all, he hasn't even graduated high school yet and he's already gotten married, became a stepfather, became a biological father, and amassed a small harem of his friends' moms. Best life ever.

"And do you, Bisca Mulan, take Natsu Dragneel to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Zeref, Natsu's eldest sibling, recited. Natsu would have Zeref and Zeref only to be the one who would marry him. The two were as thick as thieves back in his childhood and when Zeref went through seminary school to be a priest, he gained the ability to wed people, saying that he would marry his family if they so wished.

Bisca, standing there in her stunning white dress that greatly accentuated her figure while slightly hinting at her baby bump, nodded her head vigorously. "Yes! I do!" She cried, happy to have finally married the one she loved. It seemed like only yesterday that she was first asking him to watch Asuka. Speaking of her little girl, she looked to the side and saw that Grandeeney was holding her safely in her arms, the old woman nodding her head as she watched the ceremony. Her family just got a whole lot bigger.

"Then by the power vested in me by the country of Japan, I know pronounce you husband and wife." Zeref smiled. On the outside, he put up a happy appearance for his brother but on the inside he was bored to tears. "You may now kiss the bride." He announced.

Without further ado, Natsu and Bisca smiled brightly at each other as they leaned in close, softly touching their lips together. Both desperately wanted to cling to each other and give the audience a real glimpse of their burning hot love, but decided to not get fined with public indecency charges.

Like all wedding kisses, there were some awes and whoops, even Ur telling them to do some indecent things and everyone ignoring her, she was already frowned upon for wearing such a tight, revealing dress with a plunging V-neck that traveled all the way down to her navel. At least Layla was respectful enough to cover up the entirety of her massive bosom, even if the fabric was stretching far beyond it's original shape.

"What are you two doing still kissing?" Igneel asked grumpily. "You gotta be at the hotel by five! Get going!" He shouted.

"Shit! He's right!" Natsu pulled away from his wife... whoa, just saying that felt weird.

Bisca licked her lips and nodded. "Yeah, we can finish this later!"

And with that, the two hopped off the podium and made a beeline for the limo, but not before Bisca threw the bouquet first. While most of the crowd was focused on catching the bouquet, Ur and Layla climbed into the limousine before the newlyweds so when the crowd finally looked down, the car drove off.

"Wait a minute dear," Igneel turned to his wife. "Did... did Layla and Ur just get in the car with them?" He asked.

Grandeeney just kept rocking Asuka. "Oh honey, get with the times. Kids do weird stuff these days." She chalked it up just being some random fab the four are taking part in, not guessing her own son was had two other women on the side.

In the Limo

Natsu and Bisca laughed as they looked out the rear window, smiling and waving to all who attended their wedding. Settling back down in his seat, Natsu grinned madly as he looked down at his left hand and admired his gold ring. "This is a little heavy, but I'm sure I'll learn to ignore it." He thought aloud.

Ur, who was sitting next to him, smiled as she rubbed her voluptuous body up against his. "Mmm, I've never fucked a married man before..." she purred.

"That's a lie..." Layla whispered to herself, unhappy that she couldn't sit next to the three at the back, instead having to sit on the side row.

"Hush you!" Ur glared at her top heavy friend before returning her affection back to her male lover. "Ignore her."

Bisca frowned as she sat back down next to Natsu. "How about he ignores you! This is my wedding day and we're going on our honeymoon! You two shouldn't even be here!" Bisca said.

Puffing her cheeks and wrapping both her arms around Natsu possessively, Ur stuck her nose up. "Hmm! So rude! Even after all the special early wedding gifts me and Layla gave you last night!" The black haired, big booty mom claimed.

With an angry and embarrassed blush, Bisca turned her head but not before snatching Natsu out of her grasp. "Be that as it may, I don't remember inviting you!"

"Wait," Natsu held his hands out. "What do you by 'special early wedding gifts'?" He asked.

"Nothing!" Bisca sputtered.

Layla rose an eyebrow. "I wouldn't call it nothing! Natsu, you should've seen the size of the strap-on we-"

"Alright! Moving on!" Bisca shouted, desperately hoping to change the subject.

But it was too late, the little mention of what went on at Bisca's bachelor party already took its toll on Natsu.

With a sly smirk, Ur looked down at his tenting trousers and licked her lips. "Well, it looks like someone's wanting to kick off the party a little sooner than expected..." she said huskily.

But as Ur reached for his zipper, Bisca caught his hand. "No no, we wait until we get to the hotel room. Then after I get my turn, you two can have what's left." Bisca scolded her.

With a pout, Ur crossed her arms. "Ugh! Whatever..." she mumbled.

Looking over at the adjacent window, Layla tilted her head. "That might come sooner than expected as well... we're making great time. Guess having your wedding during the middle of the day on a weekday was a smart move after all."

Looking to his beautiful wife, Natsu kissed the top of her forehead. "Well honey, are you ready for our first time as husband and wife?" He teased.

"Of course dearest," Bisca played along. "You've been looking so dashing in your tux that I'm surprised I was able to keep my hands off of you! I'm glad to know we won't have to wait long to get to our room and use the bed to its limits."

They matched each other's lustful grins like a mirror.

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It seemed to Natsu that this was something we would grow to be used to from now onward. He felt that it was his own personal gift from the heavens that he and he alone would be the sole being to ever witness the magnificence of the sight before him. Lying before him are the three women Natsu would ever truly belong to.

The utterly voluptuous, insanely stacked, and downright wet-dream-material Layla Heartfilia laid on her back to his left. Her overstuffed mammaries quaking and rolling to her sides, nearly touching the bed below her as she stared up at him, bearing to him all she had to offer. Her soft, reddened skin seemed to shudder at his touch, her nipples hard and pert, begging to be sucked on by him or however many children he wished to give her. She would be whatever he wanted her to be; be it successful businesswoman or stay at home mom. Layla's molten hot core burned and craved for his touch, wishing to feel his skin against hers. Her half lidded eyes seemed to beckon him closer, telling him to come closer so that they may bask in each other's body in sinful embrace and never let go until they both received the levels of euphoria that even gods would envy.

To his right, the woman who knew she had it all yet chose to reserve it only for him, Ur Milkovich. Like her busty blonde friend, she had her long, thick legs spread for him and only him. While not as busty as her two friends, greedily grasped at her own perky breasts, squashing the alabaster twins in her own hands. Her small, supple body ached and yearned for him just as much as Layla's did, perhaps even more so. Ur knew that her place in Natsu's heart was secure, now she wanted her rightful place at the top of his 'Best Fuck' list. To her, no part of her body was off limits and she would fulfill his every desire, seducing him with her womanly charms and milking his seed straight from the source. If Natsu asked her to, she would not hesitate to disrobe for him at any given moment, one of her nightly fantasies would be to interrupt a scheduled teacher's conference and take his cock all the way down her throat, right in front of the stuck up bitch who dared waste their time. For Natsu, she would be his plaything, without hesitation.

And finally, the blushing bride herself, squirming between her two friends to give herself some space to accommodate him between her legs. Her skin, as always, was bright and smooth. Her hair, an emerald waterfall onto the pillow behind her head. Her breasts, perfectly round and swollen from carrying milk for her children. Below those soft, potent pillows of flesh laid a stomach that held the proof of their love and commitment, because of this, Natsu would be extra careful tonight. Bisca was now his wife, the mother of his child, and the center of his universe. What love Natsu would give to Ur and Layla would instantly be dwarfed by the amount of love Natsu would give his beloved. Little did she know, but she would spend the rest of her life pampered by him, as she deserved to be. Bisca's thighs would wrap around his waist and hold him there for as long as she wished, hearing no complaints for him as he would only learn that he belonged there. As Layla and Ur would strive to be the center of his attention, it would all be for naught, as Bisca already held that title, the rest were just fighting for second place.

Natsu truly was the luckiest man on the planet, having these beautiful women open themselves up to him, offering him what only they could give. If there was only one problem to be had, it was choosing which one was the most beautiful. Layla, a woman whom any man would kill just to share their life with the beautiful and capable woman. Ur, a woman every man would lust after, their baser instincts crying out for them to hold her down and mate. And finally Bisca, the one with which every man could find love and happiness, a happy medium between Ur and Layla.

"Nnnh, Natsu~" Bisca cooed out, her hands holding the back of her knees to help her spread herself as wide as possible. Her soft, supple ass flat against the bed but managing to come and greet him. "Time for my wedding present..." she bit her bottom lip, groaning sensually as her two friends rubbed up against her.

Looking down at his beautiful, irresistible, and stunning bride, Natsu took his heavy cock into his hand, the member fully erect and swollen from the lack of attention. Thick, pulsing veins erupted from the shaft and bulged out aggressively. His balls, hot and heavy with his stored up semen from not being spilled in two weeks, begging to just touch one of their fertile pussies. Without needing to be told, Natsu pressed his hard, throbbing tip at Bisca's soaked labia, messily massaging the pink, slippery petals before slowly feeding his cock into the hungry snatch.

"Oooh!" Bisca moaned out in satisfaction, feeling Natsu's large, menacing rod run through her messy pussy. It had been almost too long for her to go without cock. His parents did well to separate them on marriage superstition, so all she had to use where her fingers and her two friends. But even then, fingers and dildos had nothing on Natsu and his fat cock. Pulsing inside her, Bisca felt his grand prick stretch her body once again to accommodate itself. Her warm, slick insides wrapped around his thick shaft and hugged the intruder, welcoming it with open arms, granting it permission to slide in as deep as it could.

"Fuck..." Natsu breathed heavily, his head rocking back and forth with his hips in slow movements, the lack of sex taking its toll on Natsu's body, drastically shortening his usual stamina. Perhaps it was the adrenaline of knowing that he was fucking his new wife, or maybe it was the fact that two other buxom, horny slut's were clamoring for him to hurry it up and sow his thick, warm seed into Bisca's hungry womb so that their turn would come faster. "So hot... and tight..." he murmured.

"Natsu~" Layla softly whispered, her plump, dick-swallowing lips slapping together hungrily. "You look worn out... why don't you go ahead and give Bisca what she wants so you could rest your tired head on my huge, beautiful breasts?" She proposed, arms crossed underneath her juicy knockers to help push them up, making them look even more enticing. The mountains of fat flesh having the effect of making his heavy balls swell even more.

"You're not tired," Ur spoke up, laying on her side with her head propped up on her hand. "You're just bored. You want to move on to something a little more..." she grabbed a handful of her large, doughy ass cheek and pulled it up to reveal her quivering snatch and perfectly usable asshole. "...tight." Now his sack was clenched, he had to fight tooth and nail not to burst less he disappoint his wife.

If that wasn't enough to send Natsu over the edge, the comment from Bisca surely would.

"N-Natsu... cum in me. Fill up my hungry pussy with your hot, fertile spunk. Keep your wife happy and... ngh, keep her pussy happy!" She told him. And without further ado, Natsu let go. He let go of his restraints and flooded his wife's channel with his heavy sperm, filling her womb and passage with his ropy discharge. "Ah!" She cried out, her eyes shooting open in shock as she herself came along with him, almost squirting. With the space in her cunt becoming increasingly smaller by the millisecond, Natsu pulled out, his cock still discharging a few potent drops onto the milky expanse of Bisca's stomach as her pussy loosely gushed his thick seed onto the sheets below her, staining them.

Bisca was now contently stuffed with cum, her pussy loosened and dripping, and her stomach slightly swelling from the sheer amount. Ur and Layla looked on in perverse amazement at the amount of seed Natsu had backed up. And from the looks of it, Bisca was nearly out of it, her head lolled back and drool was running down the side of her face.

But as for Natsu, his dick was still rock hard and his balls were still bloated. The two women felt something akin to winning the lottery knowing that he was overstocked and now they just had to share the load between the two of them. Now they just waited for him to call the shots.

"So," he breathed heavily, still reeling from his orgasm. "Who's next?" He asked the two, letting them decide as to who would be the next woman to get their pussy filled.

The End

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A/N: So now's about the time when I used this A/N to clear up some things.

First off, regarding Alzack, I noticed most of you guys wanting something dramatic to happen like him getting pissed off at Natsu or him kicking Bisca out of his apartment. While that would most likely happen with another author - a better author - I did not add that in because I did not want this story to go in that direction. I wanted this story to mainly focus on Natsu and Bisca with Natsu "growing up" and learning to deal with problems straight away as the subplot, not have Alzack be a total ass.

Secondly, I bet you can probably tell I had so much more planned for Natsu and Kagura's past. It wasn't thought out very well and it wasn't fleshed out very well, I took the lazy route and decided not to do that, which might've ultimately hurt the story. Originally it was going to be a whole lot bigger than just Natsu running away and breaking Kagura's heart but sadly that's what it ended up being about. There were going to be quite a few flashbacks with Natsu and the Crocus gang, some about Natsu acting like an older brother and some where he almost cheated on Kagura with Minerva or Yukino, causing him to panic and avoid the females all together due to guilt.

Thirdly, the reason I did not flesh out the wedding more was because it was already rushed in the story. They only had two weeks to plan a small little wedding on the Dragneel grounds. There wasn't much to talk about. But I can tell you who all attended: Lucy, Layla, Gray, Lyon, Meredy, Ultear, Ur, Asuka, Zeref, Gajeel, Wendy, Grandeeney, Igneel, Elfman, Mirajane, Lisanna, and Laxus. And trust me, while dialogue between those characters would've been funny af, especially what I thought of for Mira and Laxus, I can ultimately say that it would've been useless and unneeded.

Fourthly, Irene Belserion or whatever the fuck her last name is. By the time she was introduced in the manga, it was too late for me to put her in the story. I know, I know, it probably would've been worth the awkward conversation for Natsu to tell a pregnant Bisca that he fucked another mom, but at the time me and a few other authors decided it was best to leave her out. But that's not to say I might not have a spin-off or OVA with her in it later down the line.

Fifthly, your probably wondering why I cut the last lemon of this story short. Well that's an easy one, I wanted to have Bisca be the only one on screen to get fucked, making her the center of the lemon. After all, the center of Natsu's world should be the center of this story, making her the center of the final lemon. And I would've basically done the same positions for Layla and Ur so don't worry too much about it.

Sixthly, I will not directly say whether or not Ur or Layla had any kids with Natsu, I'll leave that up to you guys' imagination. But I will tell you that Bisca has only two sons with him, and if the other girls were to have his kids, they'd be boys as well.

Lastly, my typos and such. Now I know it's inexcusable for me to have such horrendous grammar and spelling mistakes but I just can't help it. I type pretty damn fast and spellcheck can only do so much. I'm far better with handwriting then I am with typing, so I apologize if some chapters or paragraphs are incomprehensible.

Now, as the chapter grows to a close, I'd like to thank each and every one of you for this. To my knowledge, I have one of, if not the, most popular Harem story with Bisca in it, and that's an honor. I couldn't have done it without you guys so thank you.

Arrivederci!

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17 Years Later

Noriaki Dragneel

"Ahhh... the cold water really washes away the jet lag..." A young half-Japanese, half-American sighed contently, happy with his current place in life. Even here, laying on a pool float in the sunlight, smiling as he remembered the looks on his classmates faces as he got checked out of class just for this trip. He came to Japan to see his grandparents and help around the house (which was a super easy job considering all their maids and butlers) so he just lounged around all day, hanging out with his Aunt Wendy. But imagine his surprise when his dad's old friend (and his new fap material) came over to see him. He thought she was kinda hot with the whole "independent but smoking hot, mature business woman" look, until she started berating him for the lack of his father's visits. Of course, it wasn't his fault for his father not visiting. His father, Natsu, got a job in real estate like his Aunt Ur, but while he made a lot of money, he still had some reserves about visiting his home country.

Once he managed to calm down Erza, she began to fire off questions about his life in the United States. Of course there wasn't much to tell considering he and his family just lived on his mother's childhood farm. It was just him, his parents, his two aunts, his only sister, and four brothers. For some reason, when he told her that he was the oldest son, she had the look of nostalgia on his face that he didn't understand, almost like she knew him before he knew her. Of course after that, she said she had to leave but not before demanding to get his number so that she wouldn't lose contact with him or his family. He felt a little odd taking her, a big-titted accountant who had no husband or boyfriend to speak of, number. Not to mention she came off as a bit mean and imposing.

'Hey Noriaki, feel free to use my pool whenever you get bored. I know how Igneel is around water.'

Well, that first text he got from her certainly changed his view on her. Despite all the glamorous facilities he had at his disposal at his grandfather's mansion, the old man was deathly afraid of bodies of water. He didn't know why Igneel was afraid, maybe it was some irrational fear of sharks, one of his younger brothers, Norisuke, shared the same fear of water. But he wouldn't pass up and opportunity to go swimming. All he had back home was a lake that he had to share with snakes and other wildlife in Oklahoma. When he wasn't swimming, he was off doing stupid shit in town with his friends considering he couldn't take them back to his home otherwise they'd talk about his mom and aunts like pieces of meat. He could put up one hell of a fight, but he wouldn't fight his friends over something so stupid as they lusting after girls they could never have, not while his his dad was still around.

"I could live in Japan," Noriaki smiled, closing his eyes. "I don't know why my parents moved to pig-fuck town. If they were going to move to the U.S., why couldn't they live some place fun like New York or California? At least here they have decent WiFi..."

As he dealt with his teenage, first world problems, the day flew by. He got in the pool around three o'clock and now it was nearing seven. It was a miracle he hadn't been sunburn by then. Fortunately for him, he wouldn't be stumbling around in the dark as Erza had automatic lights installed to keep him aware of his surroundings.

"I should probably get back to Granny Grandie, she gets worried way too often." He sighed, sinking back into the pool to swim over to the shallow end.

Inside the house, a stressed out redhead stumbled into her home from the front door. It was evident by the disheveled state of her attire and the far off look in her eyes that she had been drinking, no doubt because of the heavy workload and stress that comes from her job.

"Why..." Erza leaned on the counter, her heavy breasts mashing into the counter below as she tried to stand properly. "Why are the lights on...?" She squinted her eyes to make out a better image of the backyard where she saw a lone man emerge from her pool.

"Noriaki... Natsu's son..." The redhead remembered. "Say, he's pretty cut for a seventeen year old..." Licking her lips, she admired the young man's muscular form. For a farm boy, he still managed to look dapper, more so than his father ever did. The main focus of her leering was of course his abs.

If Erza hadn't consume so much alcohol, she would've slapped herself for thinking such indecent thoughts about her old friend's son. But of course, she wasn't thinking clearly enough to stop herself.

Unbuttoning the first five buttons of her blouse, revealing the entirety of her strained, black lace bra, Erza sauntered over to the sliding door. "Hey Noriaki!" She called out in a low, husky voice. "When did you say you had to go back to America?"

Noriaki scratched the back of his head. "Umm... what?"

The End