Pyromaniac: Well, I'm back! If you haven't noticed, I started another story when this fic was on hiatus, High School Stereotypes. So…read it! I apologize for the wait, I'm busy with Acolytes 'R' Us, and trying to finish chapters to Just Another B Movie Flick and High School Stereotypes. I also have new stories in the process so look out for those. Also, though I changed my pen name because of the rule, I'm still calling myself Pyromaniac.

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"Guys?" Sabertooth frowned. "I was talking here."

"You were?" Pietro frowned at him, "about what?"

"I said I know where your dad is"

"You do?" Pietro cried as the gang did a victory dance.

"I was wondering what we were looking for!" John exclaimed

"So," Pietro looked behind Sabertooth, "where is he?"

Sabretooth blinked "Oh! You wanted me to bring him to you?"

"Well duh!"

Saberooth sniffed as tears started to fall, "you don't have to be so mean."

"Oh great! Y' made da vicious killer cry," Remy said, shaking his fist at Pietro.

"You big bully!" Peter cried.

"Sorry"

"That's better," Sabretooth wiped away his tears, "anyway…um…hee hee Magneto can't come right now"

"Why not?"

"Well, you said you wanted me to keep him away…so I tried to kill him!"

"Wha? But, but, where is he now?"

"Umm I think he's in special care at the hospital," Sabretooth said. His eyes lit up as he noticed where he was, "can I play as well?"

"Sure!" Peter ran over and grabbed his arm, "he's on my team!" he said to Pietro and Remy, "you guys can have John, but I want the squirrel too"

John sighed and tapped his foot impatiently, "I hate to ruin your fun, but we do have to find the boss."

"Jo'nny? Y' actually wan' t' find Magneto?" Remy smiled happily as the rest of the Acolytes applauded, "y' care 'bout da mission!'

"No, silly!" John lifted his hand to his mouth and giggled, "I've been wanting a hot tub, and I want to find Mags so he can buy me one!'

"…That's actually a good idea," remarked Peter.

"Alright, Acolytes," Pietro turned around and smirked as his teammates quickly stood in a line, side by side, "this mission will be extremely dangerous!" He started to walk back and forth. "Hospitals are not pleasant places. They smell. There are numerous doctors, and evil needles."

"W'at 'bout naughty nurses?"

"The last one we had in Bayville ran off with Toad."

"Ew…"

Pietro cleared his throat and the Acolytes gathered around in a circle. "Alright, here's the plan…"

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"Miss? Hi, we're looking for Mr. Lehnsherr."

"Third floor, room 305."

"Thank you very much."

"Well, Pietro," John said with a slight frown as he adjusted the numerous 'Get Well, Boss Man!' and the 'Humanity Wants You To Get Better So You Can Destroy Them…So Get Better, Because If You Don't, The World Wouldn't Be Human Free And Your Plan Went Down The Drain' balloons in his hands, "I'm sorry, but this is the lamest plan you have ever thought of. You know the fans were expecting something more creative from us."

Peter gasped, "but John, if we didn't do this plan, we wouldn't have gotten to go to the local balloon store and played with the helium!"

"That was fun!"

Remy held back tears as he looked around the reception room. "Let's jus' grab da boss an' get de hell out of here."

"No need for swearing, Rem," John stated, "but I do want to get out of here as soon as possible. I had to leave Sensei outside, and I fear for its safety!"

"Don't worry about Sensei, John," Peter smiled, "it can take care of itself."

"Yeah, don't y' remember it kickin' Pietro's ass?"

Sabretooth chuckled as Pietro got a murderous expression on his face. "You got beat by a squirrel? You pansy!"

"…Let's go get Magneto."

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"Acting on your best behavior. Turn your back on Mother Nature. Everybody wants to rule the world!" Magneto sang along with the song, as he relaxed in his hospital bed. "This is the life. Who cares if half the bones in my body are broken? I'm rid of my lackeys!"

"Daddy!"

"What the fuck?"

"What did he do to you?" Pietro squealed

"Oh no…" Magneto's eyes widened as he spotted his team near the doorway. "This isn't happening…"

"Mags!" John ran over and jumped on his boss's bed. "We brought you balloons! See?" he held them up, "we got red and purple and pink and…uh…silver! Or is it white?" he glared at Pietro. "Well Pietro, which one is it?" he demanded.

"…John, that's blue."

"Oh…so it is!"

"Lackeys!" Magneto struggled to sit up, "how did you find me?"

Sabretooth raised a paw/hand, "that would be me. Before I chucked your bloody body in a car full of teenage girls, I stuck a 'if this evil villain is missing, send to a hospital...or throw his body in the woods, which ever you feel like' sticker on your back."

"Oh... but what happened to my missing wallet? They won't let me leave until I pay them."

"Yeah, I stole that so I could pay for my chilli fries."

The Acolytes gasped and glared at Sabretooth.

"You. Bought. Chilli. Fries?" Peter said slowly

"An' didn't share wit' us?"

"Get him, boys!" Pietro yelled

And they did.