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"….bla bla…." Is Draco's left voice (Sildra) ===='inner voice' when Draco's human

"….bla bla…." Is Draco's middle voice (Goldra) ===='inner voice' when Draco's human

".…bla bla…." Is Draco's right voice (Rudra) ===='inner voice' when Draco's human

º….bla bla….º Is Harry's speech in Parseltongue. (I will not put this up when Harry is only talking to Draco)

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(Harry's dorm, Gryffindor Tower)

Draco Malfoy had slept. He had a nice dream. Lying in the bed, he had been warm and content. Then he felt a slight light in front of his closed eyes and heard a whisper of "Lumos" in a most familiar voice. Reluctantly he opened his eyes to find the face of one Harry Potter. He must still be dreaming.

"P-potter?" He managed to stammer out desperate to confirm it was a dream.

He stared at the boy whose wide open eyes were looking at him in disbelief. Oddly Harry broke his gaze and looked under the blankets. Then he resumed to staring at Draco.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The scream shook Draco out of his dazed, just-awoken state. It also made him realize, that he felt nothing under the sheets. No clothes or robes nor any pajamas. This pointed him to one conclusion; he was sleeping in bed without any amount of clothes on him at all, in other words, naked. This wouldn't be much of a problem except that that bed was currently also occupied by someone named Harry Damned Bloody Potter. One who at the moment, is screaming his heart out.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Another scream followed the present one as a horrified Draco decided to join in the festivities.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"M-mm, Harry?" came a tired sound from the other corner of the dorm room.

Draco's sensitive ears picked up the sound over the noise and quickly realized that getting caught naked in a bed with Harry Potter in the middle of the night, in the middle of the boy's dorm, in the middle of Gryffindor Tower is definitely NOT a good thing.

'You got that right buddy.' A gruff and grouchy voice in his head agreed.

'Hmm..Why is it not a good thing?' This voice was dreamy and Draco could actually picture it drooling.

Then there was a third voice in his head. This one sounded neutral and practical. 'You better do something before the whole tower wakes up.'

'Uuuuh…'

Draco shook his head clear of the voices. (I must be going nuts. I'm hearing voices in my head.) He thought sadly.

Meanwhile Harry was still screaming.

"Harry mate, is that you?"

Panicking, Draco sat up quickly and clamped his palm down on the open mouth trying to block out the sound. Unsuccessfully however, because it merely made Harry struggle against his hands while squirming hard to try and to get away, still screaming. Draco straddled him to pin him down, to stop him from struggling. It worked, but only partially. He leaned over and hissed angrily in to Harry's ear.

"Potter! Shut up damn it!!"

But he still could not get the damned mouth to stop screaming. (Hell, he must be in shock.) Draco thought.

"Harry?" another voice joined in.

(Shit. More of them are waking up!)

(Oh the hell.) was the last coherent thought that came to mind as Draco Malfoy averted his hand from Harry Potter's mouth and replaced them with his own lips instead. All screams ceased to exist, except for the new ones in his head.

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Harry Potter had screamed. He had woken up to a nightmare. Then warm, luscious lips locked onto his own.

Harry stopped screaming. His eyes drooped and his stare became a half-lidded gaze. His tense body stopped struggling as he started to relax and enjoy the sensation. Uncertainly he began to kiss back. This elicited a soft moan from the boy above him. Draco Malfoy's blue gray eyes were filled with something akin to lust as they stared into his emerald ones, making Harry blush heatedly.

"What's going on?"

Ron's drowsy voice snapped Harry back into reality. He became alert once more and pushed the blond dream back, breaking the kiss.

(Aww shit!! I kissed Malfoy!! And I liked it!! Damn! Damn! Damn! Ewwww!!!) Harry swore as he became angry and frustrated with this strange feeling that was swimming around in his head and heart. Taking note of the position he was in; he noticed for the first time that he was straddled by his worst enemy who also happened to be naked, on his own bed in his dorms.

Resisting the urge to yell furiously at him, Harry did the next best thing. He poked his eyes, punched his nose and kicked him where the sun doesn't shine. Then he pushed him off the bed. Draco landed with heavy thud cursing loudly and Harry quickly shoved him under the bed telling him to keep quiet.

Just in time as well because as Harry sat up in bed with his feet dangling over the edge, he heard Ron mutter a spell and the whole room was lit up.

Ron, Seamus and Neville approached his bed rubbing their eyes wearily and yawning every few seconds.

"What's wrong Harry? I heard you screaming. I thought I was dreaming at first." Ron asked a bit worried.

"Did you have a nightmare?" Seamus questioned.

"W-was i-it You-Know-W-Who?" Neville stammered out timidly.

Before Harry could open his mouth to answer, Ron intercepted.

"Nah. That's not the same scream. Usually he just screams for a second or two and then he hyperventilates and faints. That's why I wasn't too worried."

"Oh. Then what was it?" Seamus asked.

"Must be something else, something more horrible I guess for him to shout so long and in different tones too." Ron stated.

"Like what?" Neville grew afraid.

"Hmm…I dunno."

"So what was it Harry?" Seamus asked curiously staring at him. Ron and Neville did the same as well.

"Umm…umm…" Harry was lost for words. Why must they turn their attention to him?

Then, Ron's eyes widened in realization.

"I know! It's that git, Malfoy isn't it? You must have had a nightmare where he was like snogging you or something. Am I right or am I right?"

"Umm…" Harry was speechless trying to figure out if his best friend was a psychic.

"Ha! I knew it! Anyone would scream like you did if they saw even a hair off that ugly git's head."

"Ugh..I sympathize Harry. It must have been terrible." Seamus stated shaking his head.

"Yeah. Absolutely horrible." Neville agreed.

"What the h—umph." Draco shouted angrily at his hurt pride.

Harry stuck his feet under his bed and muffled the noise. But not before Ron heard the sound.

"What was that, Harry?"

"What was what?" Harry asked innocently.

"That noise."

"What noise?"

"Mmmmphmmphmph.."

"That noise."

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Meanwhile, Draco was turning into an interesting shade of green.

Draco bit Harry's feet and Harry yelped in pain, drawing his knees up to his chest, resting his feet on the edge of the bed.

"What's under there?" Seamus asked suspiciously nearing the bed.

"Eh..er..umm" Harry's mind was getting blank due to panic.

Draco rolled his eyes and cleared his voice. Trying to sound like Harry,

"Wait stop! I was practising my ventriloquism act!"

"When-three-loves-kiss-him act?!!!" Ron shouted backing away when he heard the muffled voice from under the bed.

He looked back at Harry but Harry's lips were not moving at all.

"My ven-tri-lo-qui-sm act. You know? As in, speaking so that the sounds seem to come from a source other than the speaker."

"Huh? But, but why are you doing that in the middle of the night?" asked a puzzled Seamus.

"I usually do this after I've been severely traumatized."

"Oh."

"I see."

"Yes, now if you'd excuse me, would you mind getting out of the room so that I can brood and be depressed until I get passed my traumatic experience alone?" the voice asked politely.

"Uh,,"

"Er…"

"Um.. sure. Come on guys. Let's sleep in the common room so that Harry can have his privacy."

"Thank you. You are such understanding friends. I'm so lucky to have friends like you. (I'm really going to hurl now.) I'll show you to the door."

Ron, Seamus and Neville smiled at Harry who was staring back unblinking. Harry smiled back anxiously but otherwise did nothing.

"I said I'll show you to the door!" came a shout from under the bed.

"Right! Come, come, I'll show you to the door!" Harry repeated quickly and ushered his friends who were wearing puzzled faces out the door and locked it shut.

When he heard the door shut, Draco sighed in relief and came out from under the bed. Then he heard Harry gasp and Draco saw him look away with a slight blush in his cheeks.

"Your robes and wand are in my trunk. Get them and leave immediately. The deal is off and I hope never to speak to you again." Harry said, all the while trying not to look at the lean and beautifully muscled body of Draco Malfoy.

"Touché, Potter. You sound like you're breaking up with me." Draco said teasingly as he dressed up quickly.

"B-b-break u-up!" Harry sputtered, his face getting red and he looked ready to hex Draco into oblivion.

"Relax Potter, you're way too tense. I wouldn't go out with you even in a million years."

Harry looked down sheepishly, mentally scolding himself for letting Draco get to him so easily.

"Well, I wouldn't go out with you even if you came slithering and begging me to."

"So I'll have to find another way then, huh?" Draco suddenly whispered into his ears and stared sensually into Harry's eyes when he averted Harry's gaze to face him.

Harry's heart was beating loudly against his chest as Draco traced his soft delicate fingers from his shoulders to his nape.

'Thump Thump Thump'

(God, I didn't even hear him come up to me. And what did he mean by another way? God. God.)

"I..I uh..I" Harry stammered out not knowing what to say as Draco leaned closer to him. Draco frowned and his lips trembled. He looked pained as if he was trying to hold something back. Then,

"MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! Hahhaha!! Oh god Potter! You really should look at your face!! Hahahaa!!"

"Huh?" Harry blinked. Then he realized he'd been playing into Draco's hands like a stupid lovesick puppy. His eyes grew dark and a storm cloud grew above his head. His fist are shaking with anger and one could practically feel steam come from him.

"Hahaha..Uh oh.." Draco managed to say before a fist connected with his face and Harry jumped on him pinning him to the floor.

A few more punches left shocked Draco with a black eye on the dorm floor.

"Ouch." Was all he said when he brought his hand to caress the sore spot.

Harry was seething but had calmed down a bit after releasing his anger on Draco. Sparing a glance on the floor he watched as Draco winced when trying to get up.

Guiltily, Harry offered him his hand and helped Draco up. "Sorry." He murmured very softly. Then, "Now get out!"

"Alright! Alright! I'm going!" Draco said heading towards the door. "Uh, how do I get out again? Your friends are bound to see me."

"Oh." Harry said. (I hadn't thought about that.) "Go to that pile of books, there's a cloak underneath it." Harry then said pointing to the heap of junk beside his bed.

Draco went to the side of the bed to retrieve the cloak. He went through the pile of books, noting the titles vaguely but one title caught his eye. Grinning and chuckling to himself, he went on and pulled the cloak from beneath them.

Draco's eyes twinkled and he gaped in awe as the folded material opened and the simmering cloth dropped down in a cascade of twirls.

"A-an Invisibility Cloak." He stammered. Draco had seen Harry use it before, but holding it in his own hands was an entirely different thing all together.

"Yeah, yeah. Now get out. Return it to me tomorrow." Harry said pushing an awe-stricken Draco towards the door.

"O-ok. See you tomorrow you git." Draco said as he put on the cloak.

"Out!" Harry shouted pointing to the door.

"Alright! Oh and Potter, I never knew you read cheesy romance novels."

With that Draco closed the door on a very confused Harry.

"Cheesy romance novels?" Harry muttered to himself. Then he made his way to the pile and went through the books.

Harry groaned as he saw the almost worn out novel titled 'Gone with the Wind'. Written inside the cover was, 'Property of Mdm. Pince'.

Harry groaned again as he dropped the book and dropped himself on his bed, tired and worn out. And he almost fell asleep before he remembered that he had his first kiss on that very bed. And then he remembered who had he kissed.

"EEWWWW!!!" Harry cried out as he headed to the bathroom.

There, he brushed his teeth and gargled his mouth till dawn.

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Not much plot this chapter. Hehehe.

Wooo, Draco has to deal with a 'violent' Harry ^__^ and Harry has to deal with a seductive Draco ^__^

Draco has the voices of his three selves in his head. ^__^ Poor Draco…Hehehe. And the problem doesn't just stop there……

A cookie for you, lady rhiannon, for a correct guess! Shhh….don't tell anyone though…^__^

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Thanx for your reviews people!! Everyone who reviews gets some muffins and since I'm in a good mood, I'm throwing in a grab from my jar of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans!! (Notice I'm trying to bribe you with food? ^__^;;;)

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Next chapter: The deal is off? Has Draco really changed back for good?

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Ps:: Slight adjustment on the Invisibility Cloak thing. Thanx for telling me Scythe. I guess I suffered a memory lapse when I wrote that part. ^___^;;; Hopefully the mistake is corrected.^___^