AN: First off; thank you UnknownHero for letting me use the Red vs Blue episode scripts and thank you Lord of Pages for editing my fic. :)

I know this chapter is short, but it will get longer as I write. :D

Walking into the Kiryūin family movie room, namely a massive theater, Ryūko brandished a DVD with the words, "Red VS Blue Season 1." Written across it.

"Alright…sis. We're going to watch this movie since we've got nothing better to do on a Sunday. I've got popcorn, my pajama's, and a lot of soda to drink."

Of course Ryūko was wearing pajama's, with the loss of Senketsu she wore a regular assortment of lovely clothes, it was a full month after the defeat of Ragyō and dammit if she wasn't going to spend time with her sister.

Satsuki herself was wearing a full length night gown, and with her hair cut short, looked positively at ease with herself.

"Of course nee-chan, sit down, is everyone else already here?"

Wearing a pink pair of silk pajama's, Nonon gave the two a wave, before looking at Mako with a look of disgust, the brown haired girl was sitting on the lap of the giant Ira Gamagōri and munching on a huge bowl of popcorn at least three times her size.

"Me and the slacker are here, so just get the movie going puppy." She snidely ordered around Inumuta who just pushed his glasses up with a condescending grimace.

The blue haired man and Ira himself were clad in a t-shirt and shorts combo, with Inumuta's handheld device being set down on top of a laptop connected to the projector above them.

"Shan't, until Satsuki gives us the okay." Uzu flopped down next to the bluenette, the samurai munching on a hilariously large hotdog and getting crumbs all over his shoulder much to Inumuta's disgust.

"Just get it rolling right? Hey, you guys already good to go?"

Cheerfully cooking up more snacks while Mataro and Guts tried to sneak some for themselves, Sukuyo was paying half a mind to the movie currently getting set up while her husband Barazō ate a greasy burger.

"We're all fine thanks! Snacks and concessions all around! I must say this shall be wonderful, I haven't seen a movie in years. Not since I married you darling!"

"Ahaha! Well we didn't exactly have a TV for a long time!" The two laughed together while Inumuta grumbled and set up the movie.

Red vs Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles Part 1

Pan up from the ground and close in on two soldiers on top of a base, one clad in maroon armor, the other in orange.

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Cut to Simmons (maroon armor).

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

Cut to Grif (orange armor).

Grif: It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

Nudging Satsuki with a grin, Ryūko snarked out, "I wonder if the old hag ever was religious. She seemed the type to attend church."

Utterly serious and dry, her older sister responded, "She actually was very religious, she made a note to bring me to our local Catholic Church to be baptized, imagine that for a Japanese child in the early 2000's."

"Wait what, seriously?!" Ryūko could only gasp out, making Satsuki's lip curl into a slight smile, "Of course not. Mother hated the very idea of religion since she believed that big ball of angry yarn was her true god."

The red locked girl could only groan quietly.

Simmons: ...What?! I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?

Grif: Oh. Uh... yeah.'

Simmons: What was all that stuff about God?

Grif: Uh...hm? Nothing.

Simmons: You wanna talk about it?

Grif: No.

Simmons: You sure?

Grif: Yeah.

Snickering, Uzu bite into his hotdog and talked to himself although Inumuta could hear him.

"I can tell this is going to be a comedy, god I can't wait for the actual jokes to start rolling, I might bust a gut laughing."

"Or die laughing, that'd be a sickeningly ironic thing to see. I'd almost mourn you." Inumuta remarked snidely while Uzu just looked amused.

"You'd miss me, if I wasn't around you all the time, you'd be sitting around yelling at people on that 3chan site or whatever for not respecting your waifu or whatever Otaku crap you're into."

Inumuta just gave Uzu a long look that spoke of the intense and utter loathing he had for the samurai.

Simmons: Seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell, it's just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. No way in or out.

Grif: Mm hmm.

Simmons: The only reason that we set up a Red Base here, is because they have a Blue Base over there. And the only reason they have a Blue Base over there, is because we have a Red Base here.

Grif: Yeah. That's because we're fighting each other.

Nonon looked secretly at Ryūko and Satsuki at the red and blue base comments, as did everyone else in the theater.

"…what?" Satsuki turned to them with an annoyed look, Ryūko gaining her own unamused glower.

"Just 'cos we're sisters, we prefer color toned clothing, and we're associated with red and blue means crap jackasses! Stop starting shit already!"

Uzu coughed something that sounded suspiciously like, "Bullshit."

"YEAH WELL GO PLAY WITH YOUR SWORD SOME MORE! BET IT SEES MORE ACTION THAN YOU DO LIMP D-"

Satsuki clapped a hand to her sisters mouth, muttering out to her, "Movie please nee-chan, not shouting."

Simmons: No, no. But I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and if they would come take our base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoopdee-fucking-doo.

Grif: What's up with that anyway? I mean, I signed on to fight some aliens. Next thing I know, Master Chief blows up the whole Covenant armada and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of blue guys.

"Master Chief? Did we miss a bunch of other movies?" That was one of Ira's private pet peeves, when he went to go see something and he felt lost and left out when terms he didn't know were brandied out.

He felt like he was missing a major part of the story and it annoyed him, Mako's cheery salute made him feel better though," Mako is sure that it's just them being weird and talking about stuff we'll see later! She felt the same when she watched Star Wars with Ryūko-chan! But the Jedi were explained away! Makes her sad that there's no other movies with Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker!"

Inumuta made a slitting throat motion to everyone else in the theater then shook his hand out rapidly to make sure they got the idea not to discuss anything involving the prequels whatsoever.

When Mako turned to look at him in confusion he was just watching the movie with a droll expression regardless.

Zoom in on two soldiers, one wielding a sniper rifle and in cobalt armor, the other standing behind him in aqua armor.

Cut to Tucker (aqua armor).

Tucker: What're they doing?

Church (cobalt armor) slowly turns around to face Tucker, lowering his rifle.

Church: (aggravated) What?

Cut to Tucker.

Tucker: I said, "What are they doing now?"

Cut back to Church, who is clearly frustrated.

Church: God damn, I'm getting so sick of answering that question!

Inumuta gave a soft noise halfway between approval and agreement for Church's frustrations.

"Finally, someone who speaks the language of intelligent life rather than grunting idiocy. I think I found my character to root for, because everyone thus far are idiots and everyone amused by their spectacle are idiots."

Ira looked sternly down at Inumuta, the giant almost yelling until a look from Satsuki made him use his still loud but not booming indoor voice, "Do not refer to anyone here, especially Mankanshoku-san as an idiot! We're friends now, and degrees of intelligence aside we're all on the same side!"

Inumuta rolled his eyes and just looked focused on the movie again, making Ira's nostrils flare out and billow out steam in a frustrated manner.

Cut to Tucker.

Tucker: (defensively) You have the fucking rifle, I can't see shit. Don't start to bitch at me because I'm not gonna just sit up here and play with my di-

Ryūko snickered as she looked at Uzu, the samurai to his credit didn't look annoyed but just rolled his eyes in response to her comments about his lack of manhood or not.

Satsuki's reproachful made her sister look at her with a shrug of noncommittal, in response Satsuki just shook her head with an exhale of resignation.

Cut to Church.

Church: (interrupting) Okay, okay, look... they're just standing there and talking, okay? That's all they're doing. That's all they ever do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So, five minutes from now, when you ask me, "What are they doing?" my answer's gonna be, "They're still just talking, and they're still just standing there."

Inumuta actually gave a snicker now, the first signs of being amused by the movie he had this entire time, the tech-wizard had a smug grin on his face as he mused.

"This man is saying all the right things to make me sympathize with his plight. An intelligent competent man forced to put up with complete idiots all day every day, being asked inane questions that serve only to be worthless prattle that distract them from actual work."

Nonon merely flipped him off to which Inumuta waved a hand at her sarcastically.

Both fall silent.

Cut to Tucker.

Tucker: What're they talking about?

Pause, cut to Church.

Church: You know what? I fucking hate you.

"HAH!" Uzu laughed out loud, an actual grin coming his face as he corrected his glasses due to them being jarred loose.

"Yes, this man is who I'm going to root for. He is my favorite character now and I want him to succeed in every endeavor he wishes to undertake, especially if they include ridding himself of the morons surrounding him."

He snagged a bag of popcorn from Sukuyo and begun eating it with relish, his eyes focused even more on the movie.

Cut to Grif and Simmons.

Grif: Talk about a waste of resources. I mean, we should be out there finding new and intelligent forms of life... you know, fight them.

Simmons: Yeah, no shit. That's why they should put us in charge.

Sarge: Ladies, front and center on the double!

Ryūko snidely muttered to Satsuki while Mako hummed in appreciation, "Was this what it was it like to put up with everyone around you at Honnōji?"

Satsuki actually looked thoughtful at the question and seemed to be genuinely considering it at the very least.

"More or less, generally speaking, more or less."

Chuckling to herself now, Ryūko felt her respect for her sister grow just a little more right then and there.

Simmons: Fuck.

Grif: Yes, sir!