Lili Rochefort Reads Her Fan Emails

La Rose du Brasil, Marie Galante Island, Guadeloupe…

Here at this cozy resort rested the talented and stupid rich young female fighter named Emilie de Rochefort. She was taking a vacation away from her father in Monaco and also doing street fighting. Her butler Sebastian received news from a famous magazine that Lili should sign up on their website and undergo a special webcam questionnaire session to her fans who are excited about her return to the King of Iron Fist Tournament. After getting a tan out at the beach, Lili went back to her suite to being the session.

Lili (facing the camera.): "Hi! Bonjour everyone! I hope you are excited as I am! This will be so much fun! Let's get started!"

Email #1

Question: "Lili! Big fan! You are so special! Say, what made you want to fight in the first place?"

Lili: What a great question! To make a long story short, it was by watching television at first. Then I got into my first fight with a boy on the streets of Monaco at 12 years old. Thankfully no one caught me that day, but I managed to beat him even though I was really scared. Guess you could say he was in awe of my acrobat ways. (Giggles). I've never been one to accept defeat. So to keep up my winning streak I practiced many different techniques on my stuffed toys. My butler caught me tearing up my toys doing kicks one day. Then to keep me out of trouble, he agreed to show me his fighting style. Soon I became better than him. I continued street fighting secretly because of the thrill and respect I received soon after I won. Now the whole reason I've entered the King of Iron Fist Tournaments is to get even at the person who gave me my first loss ever in life. Asuka Kazama!"

Email #2

Question: Lili where are you right now and what are you doing?"

Lili: "I'm on vacation! Here at the lovely island of Marie Galante in the Caribbean! It's so beautiful! You should come too!"

Email #3

Question: "Lili, what is your net worth?"

Lili: "Right now? Hmm…last time I checked it was around $465 million. My father of course is much higher."

Email #4

Question: "Are you engaged to anyone, if not will you marry me? I'm French like you."

Lili: "I'm very much single. I don't think any boys would want a tough girl like me. Think you can? Just come to my house in Monaco and try me!" (Winks.)

Email #5

Question: "Your rivalry with Asuka Kazama is perhaps one of the more entertaining matchups at the Iron Fist Tournaments. How did you harbor such hatred for Asuka and what is your relationship with her?"

Lili (Sighs.): "Asuka...Asuka. I happened to hear about her when I visited Osaka 2 years ago on a business trip with father. She was some type of vigilante with a chip on her shoulder or whatever, so I decided to rain in on her parade and challenge her to a fight. But I lost! I couldn't accept it! Since then I have yet to win against her! It still drives me crazy! She drives me crazy! I have to annoy her so that I can win you see! I can't wait for the day that I beat her! The look on her face will be priceless!" (Laughs.)

Email #6

Question: "What will happen if you lose to Asuka for a 4th time?"

Lili: "Nothing will happen! For I will win! She can't always come out on top! I Lili will overcome the Kazama defense style!"

Email #7

Question: "Lili will you tell the world your current measurements?"

Lili: "Sure…84 cm in the chest, 60 cm in the waist, and 97 cm on the hips!" (Winks.)

Email #8

Question: "Rumor has it that you are making a pop album. Is that true?"

Lili: Yes I am writing music as we speak. I've always wanted to make an album, but daddy says my voice is terrible, yet Sebastian says that my voice is great! So I'm gonna make an album to see which man is right! I know I can sing! I can't wait to get in the booth with my producers and create songs!"

Email #9

Question: Who do you think will win the tournament?"

Lili: "Me of course silly!" (Laughs.)

Email #10

Question: "What do you think of Street Fighter V?"

Lili: "Huh? Street Fighter? What is that exactly?"

Email #11

Question: "Lili, I love your feet! What is your shoe size?"

Lili: "25 centimeters."

Email #12

Question: "Did you hear about Nina Williams getting married?"

Lili: "Wait what? Nina is getting married? To who?"

Email #13

Question: "Are you a virgin Ms. Lili?"

Lili: "As of last year I lost it. Sorry!"

Email #14

Question: "Before you started fighting, how did you become so athletic?"

Lili: "I did a lot ballet and tumbling as a child. I stopped going to those classes ever since I secretly did street fighting."

Email #15

Question: "Rumor has it that Craig Marduk and King broke into your house to kidnap you. Is that true?"

Lili: "Yes they did break in. But I didn't mind, because I was bored with no school obligations that night. I really like both guys! They were so respectful with me! Hope to see both of them in the tournament and make up for lost time!" (Giggles.)

Email #16

Question: "Who is your current crush?"

Lili: "I…won't tell." (Playfully laughs.)

Email #17

Question: "What do you think about the revival of Kazumi Mishima?"

Lili: "I had no idea who she is, until my butler told me of her tragic story. Truly sad indeed. A shame she is married to a scoundrel that is Heihachi! He will pay for his disrespect!"

Email #18

Question: "What is your opinion of Lucky Chloe?"

Lili: "I think she's a great performer! In music and in fighting! I'm even thinking about putting her on my album if she is willing to accept the invitation of course. However if I fight her at the next tournament then I'm gonna give it all I've got! I expect her to do the same!"

Email #19

Question: "Hey Lili, this is Leo Kliesen. Will you pay me the rest of the money for exploring the cave under your house? It's been over a month you know!"

Lili: "Oh, I totally forgot sweetie! I'll tell Sebastian to take care of it."

Email #20

Question: "Will you send me your panties?"

Lili: "Only if you send me your underwear first!" (Giggles.)

Email #21

Question: "What is your view on Americans (US Citizens)?"

Lili: "They love to party like me, but they are crappy consumers! They'll buy anything!"

Email #22

Question: "Do you enjoy going to school?"

Lili: "Not really. I learn from Sebastian more than I learn from my teachers. At least I enjoy the scenery of my school. I hope to study abroad in Japan so I can tease Asuka some more!" (Laughs.)

Email #23

Question: "Why do you support Chanko Paradise?"

Lili: "That's the restaurant by Ganryu. The man who has eyebrows like my father's. I support him because he's very similar to dad except he's chubby of course. Plus, I love their fries!"

Email #24

Question: "How many cars do you own? Can I buy one?"

Lili: "I own about 30, but daddy owns 300. No you can't."

Email #25

Question: "Show us your boobs Lili! We love you!"

Lili: "I would but it gonna cost you!" (Winks.)

Email #26

Question: "Are you really 16? You're so beautiful!"

Lili: "I'll be 17 soon. And thank you for the lovely compliment."

Email #27

Question: "I'm a feet guy! Will you show us your feet Lili?"

Lili: "Well why not." (Show the feet close up on the webcam.) "There see?" (Laughs.)

Email #28

Question: "Why does Hwoarang keep calling you a mall brat?"

Lili: "Because he's an uncouth brute! He'll never get ladies like me to be with him. Hmph!"

Email #29

Question: "What is your opinion of Ling Xiaoyu's crush on Jin Kazama?"

Lili: "She should get over him. Jin is a Mishima. He tried to destroy the world at first. He'll do it again and not even care for her. It's so sad with what Xiaoyu has to go through for Jin."

Email #30

Question: "Okay little girl, when is the sex tape?"

Lili: "What a rude thing to say! Like I know when I'm gonna have sex!" (Shrugs.)

Email #31

Question: "Why did you choose Asuka as a tag partner?"

Lili: "It was out of necessity. She needed a partner, and I volunteered. We did okay, but for me it was lots of fun. Asuka of course pretends to hate it, but I know she liked it." (Blushes.)

Email #32

Question: "What is your idea of a perfect man?"

Lili: "One who is a realist like my father and someone who will give me anything I desire."

Email #33

Question: "What type of foods do you like?"

Lili: "Anything sweet is good for me."

Email #34

Question: "Seriously…do really like guys because you keep blushing about this Asuka chick?"

Lili: "Ooh…I'm too embarrassed to tell. You are so naughty!" (Red like a tomato.)

Email #35

Question: "Are you really the best kicker in the world?"

Lili: "Without a doubt!"

Email #36

Question: "Is it true you threaten to kill people for not beating Jin Kazama?"

Lili: "I don't remember saying those things. Just who are you?"

Sebastian: "Lili, it's time for dinner!"

Lili: "Oh sorry, I have to eat now. But if would like more questions, I'll come back later and answer them honestly. Ta ta now!"

So there you have it. It seems the wealthy Lili must tend to her diet or otherwise she won't be in top shape to fight at her best. Let's leave her be for now.