Well well well, look who has finally returned. He who had abandoned us, who had forsaken this story, left it incomplete and unfinished. But he has returned, and returned with a vengeance. His words shall strike fear into the hearts of his enemies, inspire strength in the souls of his allies, and of course make the panties drop on the ladies.

Sup Everyone! IMMMMM BACK! Scrollin through fanfiction and saw my story and thought, eh lets read it. Do you know what happened? I got to chapter 9….where it ends….I nearly had a mental breakdown. I HATE stories that are incomplete, and yet here I am making one of them. NO MORE. I shall aspire for greatness and complete this great work of art. I shall tally no longer! And dude I will get a new computer…this thing is old. It's a MacBook 7….they don't even sell chargers on amazon for these things. Took me forever to get it started again. Well regardless. New Chapter after a VERY long time, disclaimer yadda yadda yadda don't own anything blah blah you are very pretty.

ENJOY!

Empov

"She's angry. Why is she angry? We didn't do anything...did we?" I asked in a panicked voice.

Rosalie sighed, "Dammit Tanya what did you do now?"

Edward snarled at Tanya's name. Like he had been doing all night. Along with the yelling, whining, arguing, whining, pouting, and whining. He's been whining a lot lately. Edward snarled at my thoughts. Which he had been doing a lot of. We just ignored him. A lot of that was happening as well.

We had driven into the parking lot, curious of the stern glare Bella was giving to empty space, a glare that had immediately turned on us as soon as we piled out of the Volvo. We watched under her intense gaze as she stormed over to us. And to my immense fear she seemed to focus on me. Somehow her cast-covered leg did little to slow her down as she marched over here.

"Psst…Rose…help…" I whispered.

I watched out of the corner of my eye as she stared at Bella, then me, then Bella, then finally, "…You're on your own here honey."

I whimpered as Bella stopped right in front of me and put on hand on her hip and held the other out towards me.

"Emmett, give me your phone." She ordered.

My head tilted in confusion, "What?"

Her eyes narrowed, "Phone. Now."

My hand launched into my pocket and pulled out my phone before I gently placed it on her hand. She immediately swiped to open it. Even though I was terrified, a part of me grinned. No matter who tried to get into my phone, it was locked to them. Alice never saw a vision of me making my password and I was always careful around Edward. And thankfully Rosalie never asks so my super secret password was undoubtedly saf-

"Well that was easy."

I was immediately behind her looking at my phone. My now unlocked phone.

"B-b-but how? No one has ever figured it out."

She snorted, showing the first signs of not being furious, "Seriously Emmett?" She looked over her shoulder raising an eyebrow. The rest of the family leaned in hoping to hear the password to my safe haven.

"6969 is not exactly the most secure set of four numbers. It was my second guess."

I sighed dramatically as I looked at my family's reaction. Rosalie just face palmed, but then again she does that a lot with me. Alice giggled into her hand and Jasper rolled his eyes mumbling how he should have known. Edward…pouted?

I looked back down at my phone as Bella swiped around before, to my even more confusion, clicking on contacts. She quickly swiped through before slowly turning to face me in disbelief. I quickly avoided eye contact.

"Seriously? Really? Does every single one have something to do with cheese?"

Everyone's faces showed their confusion as they looked between the two of us. Bella looked down at my phone and started reading aloud.

"The Big Cheese, the Small Cheese, the Cheese with Feelings, the Shocky Cheese, the Spicy Jalapeño Cheese, CheeseWhiz, the Smallest Cheese, the Most Amazing Cheese, the Biggest Cheese, the Privacy Invader Cheese, the Warm Cheese, that one Cheese you met in the Amazon."

I looked back at everyone as they stared at me not showing any emotion.

"What?" I asked.

Rpov

I married an idiot. I love him. But he's an idiot. I sighed as I pulled my hand from my face again.

"Bella," I said as I watched her continue to scroll through my moronic mate's contacts, " You're not going to get anywhere with that, what do you need?"

She looked at me confused, "What do you mean, I know who most of these are."

I simply closed my mouth, turned around, and rested my head on the Volvo. The day just barely started and I was already exhausted.

Jasper made a choking sound, "You understand him?"

"Of course, Big Cheese is Carlisle, Small is Esme, one with feelings is Jasper, I'm the spicy jalapeño, Kate is the shocking, Rosalie is obviously the most amazing," I smiled slightly into the car for that, "And the Privacy Invader is Edward."

"Whose the Biggest Cheese then," Alice asked.

Bella giggled, "I'm guess that's Emmett's number, probably keeps forgetting it so he made his own contact."

I removed my head from the car and looked over at my husband, simply raising an eyebrow, and judging by the look on his face, if he could, he would totally be blushing right now.

I watched as Bella continued to scroll through the phone mumbling to herself.

"Nope…not that one…eh…nah…that not it…Ah! Here we go. The Canadian Big Cheese." She looked over her shoulder at Emmett, "This her?"

"Ohhhhh, yeah that's her," Emmett nodded like it all made sense now, while the rest of us were still beyond confused.

She nodded then pressed call, placing the phone up to her ear. We all waited quietly for what hopefully would be an explanation.

"Emmett? Everything okay?" I frowned, that was Tanya's voice.

Bella sighed dramatically and started examining her nails, "Not particularly."

I could hear the tension in Tanya's voice, "Bella! Are you alright? Do you need anything? Are you hurt? Bella what's wrong?"

The brunette gave another dramatic sigh, "This really is a nice phone Emmett."

The pieces clicked for me, making me pinch the top of my nose. I wasn't even aware vampires could get headaches. Hopefully Tanya would get it-

"…you want me to get you the same phone Emmett has?"

-…guess not. This time Bella's sigh wasn't for dramatics' now, "Tanya?"

"Yes?"

"Honey?"

"…Yes Bella?"

"Whose phone am I calling you off of?"

"Emmett's, why do you-Oh my god I cannot believe I didn't give you my number. I am so sorry honey."

I smiled at the panic Tanya was feeling right now.

"Its fine."

"Are you sure? I feel so bad. I should have remembered-"

"Yup, I totally understand."

"Oh thank you Bella-"

"Uh huh."

"…I'm in trouble aren't I?"

"I will be building you a dog house so you can sleep in it."

The four of us, excluding Edward, laughed at this.

I could hear Tanya sigh through the phone, "I am so sorry Bella. Just copy my number off Emmett's phone and I'll make it up to you."

"Nope."

"…huh?"

"Nope. You're going to be asking me for my number." My first warning was Alice's squeal. Which was then followed by my second of Edward's vicious snarl and storm off. "You will be asking me tonight. Somewhere with dancing. Where I will be dressed up and you will-of course-tell me how good I look. And then you will spend the rest of the night attempting to do two things. One, getting to dance with me. Two, getting my number. Any questions?"

I could hear Tanya pause, "Do I get any say in this?"

One of Bella's eyebrows rose high, "I was thinking that since you get to see me all dressed up for the occasion you wouldn't entirely mind." I smirked at the choking sound Tanya made. "But if you're that against it we could always go back to the dog house idea." I looked on as Bella got a wicked glint in her eye. "In fact I could get you a collar too. I don't mind the id-"

"NOPE let's go with your first idea! I'll-uh-meet you there, and-um-do what you-ah-I mean, get your number. Okay?"

"Good girl," Bella said with a smirk, causing Emmett to release one of his deep laughs.

I could hear Tanya sigh gently into the phone.

Suddenly Bella's whole demeanor changed slightly as her smirk turned into a small smile.

"Okay then…bye." She said softly.

Tanya reciprocated her tone, "Goodbye Isabella."

Her cheeks took on a slightly pink color as neither of them hung up after a moment.

"Bye."

"Bye."

Awkward pause for a long moment.

"Are you going to hang up?"

"I wasn't planning on it."

"I have to go to school soon."

"I see."

Silence.

"…Are we going to be that annoying couple that tells each other to hang up?"

"…Are we a couple?"

And for the first time I was witness to a complete and full Isabella Swan blush.

"I-uh-well-um-I can't-uh-wait-I don't…I HAVE TO GO BYE!" She finished with a shout.

"Wait Be-"

Click.

We all stared silently as Bella attempted to wrangle in her tomato colored blush. Once upon a time it would have made my mouth water at the taste of her blood that saturated the air and the rapid pound of her heart would make me want to pounce. But now all it made me, and the rest of my family including Jasper, do was start to smile.

Bright red, Bella pointed a finger at Emmett and slowly moved her arm till it had pointed at all of us.

"You saw nothing. You will say nothing. Or I will hurt you…somehow. I will find a way." She threatened.

Emmett waved his hands back and forth in front of him, "Don't worry Bella. Our lips are sealed."

Her eyes narrowed at his completely innocent face, "They better be."

She nodded once, paused a moment, nodded once more then turned and walked away.

"No, you hang up first!"

"GAWD DAMMIT EMMETT I AM GOING TO KILL YOU."

"Are you sure it's not too much?" Bella asked again, fiddling with the hem.

I rolled my eyes once more as Alice answered, "Yes it's perfect, it's short enough to dance with but long enough that it won't look like you're willing to put out. Besides you picked it at the store, regardless of saying that red was Tanya's favorite color, and that you, quote, wanted her to drink you up."

I rolled my eyes, "Why didn't you go with the red one, I thought I saw one."

She nodded, "Yeah but with my cast the whole black on red wouldn't look to good, so I'll have to wait for the drinking till later."

I sigh half heartedly through up my hands, "If you're so confident that she'll," I made finger quotes, "drink you up, then why are you so nervous about this?"

Bella bobbled her head noncommittally, "I was confident, but now that I have it on, I just don't know."

I raised my eyebrows as I took in the dress again. It was a shoulder less black form fitting dress that ended just above her knees. And by form fitting I meant that it clung to her like a second skin. It was padded in the front hiding the lines of her bra and only the small lines on her waist outlined the sides of her underwear. On one foot was covered in a knee high boot, while the other was covered in a knee high cast.

Honestly she looked incredible, and with how nervous she right now I had no problem attempting to raise her confidence.

"Don't worry Bella, you look absolutely stunning, Tanya will love it."

It was like a switch flipped, as Bella's grin grew wide as a Cheshire cat's, "So you like what you see here Red?"

Well I guess her confidence is back up.

Tpov

I fidgeted in my dress repeatedly pulling the hem down just a little longer as I waited for Bella to arrive. I had planned on waiting for them to arrive but Alice had sent me a message telling me that I should show up earlier to get the full effect of Bella walking through the door. So here I stood next to an empty table as Emmett pretended to not be smirking at my nervousness whenever I wasn't looking. I peeked at him once more, and once more noticed his grin.

I rolled my eyes, "What Emmett?"

He shrugged, no longer even trying to hid his smirk, "Nothing, just funny watching you go from coven leader to high school girl trying to get the number of their crush."

I narrowed my eyes, hiding my nerves behind anger, "You do know I could just rip off your limbs, take your phone and use that to get her number?"

Emmett didn't even flinch, "There are a couple of problems with that. One, I changed my password after Bella figured it out so only I know even though Rosalie probably told you what it was. Two, we are in crowded place, which would create a great deal of exposer. And finally three, I don't believe that Bella would be particularly happy with you doing that, I think she wants you to try and seduce her."

A million things ran through my mind at the word seduce, and none of them were clean.

No Tanya, stop, clean thoughts. Nice. Safe. Clean. CLEAN THOUGHTS.

I shook my head and tried to change the subject, "So why isn't Jasper here?"

Emmett's eyebrows raised and he looked pointedly to the people around us and the dance floor. I frowned and followed his eyesight to the humans. The heavy breathing, sweaty, hearts pounding humans gyrating against each other creating an assortment of aromas that made it difficult for even me to breath, and judging by the darkness of Emmett's eyes, he was having difficulty too.

"Jasper's the newest to the diet, he didn't think he could handle this without snapping," Emmett informed me.

I nodded and was about to respond when my ears picked up the sound of laughing through the audio mess that was blasting over the speakers and over the voices of everyone screaming in the crowd. My head immediately turned towards where I heard it, and I was sure I felt my undead heart beat for the first time in a thousand years at the sight that greeted my eyes.

Venom pooled in my mouth as my eyes raked up her form. The cast on one leg barely registered once my eyes started tracing the dress that looked like she had been poured into. I was forced to swallow as I took in her face with the light shading of makeup and her messy ponytail and-

Gawd I want to run my fingers through her hair.

I shook my head as I watch her eyes move through the crowd before lighting up on me. I could see her eyes looking me over and I thought about what she would see. The silver dress went to right above my knees and with my gladiator strap sandals I was confident in my look. However, all my confidence dropped when Bella gave me a (unbelievably sexy) smirk, before turning away and dragging Rosalie and Alice by the hand, not towards us, but to the bar.

My head snapped to Emmett when he groaned, "Aw man it's one of those days."

I frowned, "What do you mean?"

He stood up straight from leaning against the table he was on, "Occasionally, Rosalie and I go to a club or bar and pretend we don't know each other, and I have to seduce her. I'm usually pretty good, but you wouldn't believe how hard she makes it."

I smirk at him, till he looks at me and continues, "And looks like your going to be in the same boat."

I hide my now rampaging nerves and shrug, "It shouldn't be too hard right?"

His loud laugh doesn't help me at all, "Oh don't worry, you just have to beat, you know, practically every other human here."

I immediately look around and realize he's right; almost every guy and quite a few girls are staring at my mate. My instincts flare up and I could feel my face turn into a scowl as I stared at the surrounding bodies as a great deal of them were turned towards the three females that had entered the club.

I realized then and there two things. One, Bella was going to make this difficult. And two, it was going to be even harder not hurting any of the humans that flirted with my mate.

Apov

I giggled into my hand as I watched over Bella's shoulder as Emmett explained to Tanya how this night was going to go for her. The panic, the annoyance, the nervousness were humorous, but the best was the adoration when she looked at Bella's back.

"Has she started coming over here yet?" Bella asked, wringing her hands together around the soda the bartender dropped off

I focused on Bella, "Not yet, but she will."

Bella's eyebrows furrowed, "She better, the early bird gets the worm you know."

Rosalie snorted, "Right, because you'd leave with anyone other than her."

She flushed, "Well no…but still. She needs to step up her game or were going to be stuck with-"

"Hello ladies, can I buy you something to drink?"

"This." Bella finished, her face clearly showing her annoyance.

We all looked over to see an older gentleman trying to be suave as he leaned against the counter of the bar next to us. Eyebrows raised as we took in his faded t-shirt with old jeans and I could feel my eyes twitch when I saw the strapped sandals. With socks.

The resounding, "No." from all of us along with our heads turning back made it pretty clear for everyone involved, except for overage and underdressed.

"You sure? I could make your night, for all of you." The sexual innuendo made it pretty obvious that he was under the strange impression that he could handle all of us…at the same time.

Rosalie tensed and I waited for her scathing response she no doubt had planned for us when Bella stepped towards him.

Her head tilted and she put up a sultry look, "Really? You wanna step up to the plate on this?"

He grinned like he already won, "Hell yeah baby, I can score home runs all night long?"

I smirked as I had a quick vision of Bella's response but I could see Rose starting to tremble with annoyance so I shot her a quick look to say it would be ok.

Bella nodded then reached over to the utensils the bartender dropped off and grabbed the knife. The mans smile fell slightly and his eyes widened.

"Well then why don't you drop your pants real quick, cause we only play for the other team, but don't worry, I can change that for you real quick."

The innocent smile along with the knife had Mr. Creepy backing away slowly before Bella's words seemed to click. His faced quickly turned to disgust. I hadn't seen his reaction yet but when I heard it I could feel a familiar rumble in my chest.

"Of course, freaking dykes."

Rosalie stood up and took a few steps towards him, growling and my eyes narrowed as I stood up straight and flexed my hands. The guys' instincts seemed to kick in as he started to back away from the vampires. The people around us started crowding around and it looked like some people were hoping for a fight.

Bella's laughter brought eyes back to her; she was laughing so hard that tears seemed to be forming.

She used one hand to wipe her eyes before gesturing to the man, "You get all upset about the whole lesbian thing, yet you expected to have a foursome with us, no doubt wanting to see some girl on girl action. What a tool."

Chuckles could be heard around everyone seemed to agree, and based on the flushed look on his face, so did he.

Bella rolled her eyes and went back to facing the bar, "Why don't you do us a favor and leave us alone. We've got better options."

He tensed at that and looked to say something scathing so I cut in, "While you're at it, find someone to give you some fashion advice," I gave him another condescending look over, "You need as much help as you can get."

With that both Rosalie and I faced back to the bar with Bella, ignoring the sputtering fool before he turned and stomped off. The two of us vampires breathed a sigh of relief while Bella gave a whispered finally.

"Thank god, that bastard has been trying to feel up every girl here." We all turned to see a redhead standing at the bar next to us, smiling brightly. At Bella.

I tensed as I saw the way her eyes roamed up and down Bella's body. This combined with the fact she probably heard Bella's comment about playing for the other team was sending me some warning signs. Tanya better get over here soon.

Bella gave the redhead a small smile, "Men have two heads, they just happen to think with the smaller one most of the time."

The girl snorted, "Yup, that's why I prefer the fairer sex."

Out of the corner of my eye I noticed a blonde working her way over here. I looked over and saw a determined Tanya. Whose eyes were only focused on Bella, till mid step they seemed to flicker to the redhead who had taken a step closer to Bella. They seemed to narrow in confusion, before they narrowed even more in rage.

I didn't have to be psychic to see this was going to end poorly.

Tpov

She was flirting with my mate. She is flirting with my mate. She is FLIRTING with MY MATE.

I could feel my limbs trembling, and my nails digging into my palms hard enough to crack the marble like skin.

Emmett cleared his throat next to me but I was too lost in my rage as I glared at the girl flirting with my mate.

Flirting. With. MY. MATE.

I tensed even more when Emmett placed a hand on my shoulder.

"Calm down Tanya, the humans around us are starting to notice."

Distractedly my eyes flickered around to the people near us and some part of me realized that the surrounding humans were starting to look over in confusion. But I didn't care. Because some stupid annoying human was FLIRTING WITH MY MATE.

I forced myself to take a deep breath and look away from the brat causing my rage and towards my mate. I took another breath then relaxed my hands, already feeling the cracks heal. It was no big deal. Bella is extremely attractive so it's not difficult to understand that others would want to flirt with her. I took one final breath and started walking once more. My body relaxed and my mind focused only on my mate.

Then the brat giggled. And rested her hand on Bella's arm.

And now I'm going to have to kill her.

Empov

I couldn't help but smirk as I continued to hold Tanya down. As soon as Alice's head had snapped to Tanya, with the complete shock and horror written on her face, I knew she had seen a vision, most likely of Tanya killing the redhead.

"Wow, Bella is going to be so disappointed," I couldn't help but comment before anything could happen.

Tanya's pitch black eyes swung up to me, her glare now focused on me, but I didn't even flinch.

"What are you talking about?" She growled out.

I rolled my eyes, "Well here we are, all dressed up to ask our girls out. And you're all focused on the redhead instead of Bella. You haven't even gone up to tell her how good she looked."

Her eyes narrowed but I could see the color start to lighten, "Not like you can talk."

I scoffed, "I don't have to worry about that," Out of the corner of my eye I saw Rosalie's body stiffen and I immediately back tracked, "My Rose always looks amazing and nobody on this earth knows it better then me. First and last thing I think when I see her. But since you kindly reminded me, I'm going to go make sure she knows. I just hope that you can smarten up yourself and go let Bella know what you see when you look at her."

I patted her once on the shoulder then walked towards my Rose, I would have to be smart about this. I have just gotten out of another no sex punishment and I have no desire to put myself back in that position.

I walked up to my mate and leaned up against the bar next to her.

"Hey, I don't believe I've seen you here before and I couldn't just let a beautiful girl like yourself get away with out saying hello. So hello, I'm Emmett."

Apov

Well this is significantly less fun then I wanted to have. In my visions it showed me often standing around but they seemed to have failed the number of humans asking me to dance and for my number. I sighed inwardly as I watched Rose and Emmett flirt while Tanya seemed to be building up the nerve to interrupt Bella's conversation with the redhead.

Then I was hit with a vision.

"So you come here often?"

I giggle, "That has to be the most overused pick up line ever."

He grumbles to himself and rubs the back of his head, "As you can probably guess, I'm not the best at this whole, flirting thing."

I shrug, "Me either, but," I smile slyly, "Sometimes it can be kind of enjoyable."

I smile brightly and turn around. Standing there looking incredibly perfect is someone I needed to see.

"Hi there, my name is Jasper," He told me in his southern drawl.

My smile didn't dim, "Hello Jasper, I'm Alice."

He seemed be at a loss of what to say, before standing up straight and asking, "Do you come here often?"

Bpov

Okay this is getting ridiculous. Here I am stuck with an incredibly flirty redhead while my damn vampire seems to have zero self-confidence. Isn't she supposed to be some coven leader or something? Can't she man up and get her ass over here?

I subtly look over at Rosalie and scowl when I see her flirting easily with Emmett. Then I look over the recently dubbed, 'Hot n' Horny', and see Alice smiling brightly at a newly arrived Jasper as he appeared to fumble over his comments.

"You seem a little distracted, am I not doing it for you?" Hot n' Horny asked.

I focus back on her, "It's not that, I'm just making sure my friends are okay, they both kind of got picked up at the same time."

Seemingly reassured, and with an annoying amount of confidence that I wish a certain vamp would soon acquire, she asked, "So you think I could get your number?"

Before I could answer I felt a cold presence slide into the space next to me. I turned my head, barely noticing the annoyance that appeared on Hot n' Horny's face.

And lo and behold, I'm greeted with the smiling vision of my vampire. My attractive vampire. Whose legs look miles long in that short dress and whose skin looks entirely lickab-

Quickly ending those thoughts, I focused on her eyes, her stunning molten amber eyes. God I can drown in those eyes.

Okay Swan. Focus.

"Can I help you?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

She simply smiled, "Just wanted to say hello."

I frowned, "What, just hello?"

Well this isn't what I wanted. I wanted romance. I want to be wooed. If this freaking vampire doesn't wise up soon I'm going to-

"I couldn't figure out if I should start this conversation with a compliment, a horrible pick-up line, or a simple hello. So I started with the easiest, and you choose what you'd like next."

…okay I'm happy now.

I raised an eyebrow, "I'm curious what pick-up lines you've got, so lets hear one of those."

The stunning blonde nodded and then placed her hand over her heart, "Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"

I try to keep a straight face, but I can easily feel the corners of my mouth twitching upwards. Before I can say anything she keeps going.

"And for your compliment let me just say, you look absolutely breathtaking tonight."

I quickly turn towards the bar, trying to hide my blush. This damn vampire is too damn good at this damn flirting crap. Is that why she took so long to get over here? Was it some freaking strategy to get me thinking about her? Cause if it was then it worked! Is she like some master flirter?!

Tpov

Holy crap holy crap did she like it? She's not looking at me. She probably didn't like it. Stupid! Stupid! Yeah Tanya spend two minutes studying a freaking flirting how to in the car right before you start flirting with your mate and now you're failing! Oh my god she's going to hate me and stop talking to me and not give me her number and then she'll want me to go away and she will flirt with the redhead and-

Bpov

Out of the corner of my eye I study the drop dead gorgeous blonde and notice her smirk still focused on me.

Yeah, she definitely knows how to flirt.

I turn back to her and smile.

"Alright, I'll bite," I put out my hand, "I'm Bella."

Tpov

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSS!

Okay stop, focus. You've got this.

Bpov

Tanya's head tilted slightly, and grasped my hand, "Ah, yes you are indeed beautiful. I am Tatyana, but you my dear may call me Tanya."

I smiled at the beautiful comment, "Okay Tanya, what brings you over here?"

She smirked, "My dear Bella, it would be entirely remiss of me if I didn't take the chance to come over here and attempt to get you out on the dance floor."

I grinned, "So you'd like to dance?"

She shook her head, "No, I wouldn't just 'like' to dance, there is nothing I'd love more to do."

With that she grabbed my hand and started pulling me to the dance floor, her hand like ice around mine. I heard a startled cry and turned back to see an annoyed looking Hot n' Horny, so I gave her a one armed wave and a smile before facing forward once more. I listened to the music as she pulled me through the other dancers and found it was some random fast paced song the DJ was using to pump up the crowd, but it worked for me for now.

Tanya finally seemed to figure we were far enough in and let go of my hand, I immediately missed the cool sensation. But every thought in my head came to a screeching halt as Tanya began to dance. As her hips began to sway the rest of the crowd seemed to spread out and give her space, a circle spreading out around us.

Dear god those hips have to be illegal.

Then she looked at me.

And the eyes too. Am I melting? I think I'm melting.

Finally it looked like Tanya had decided the distance was too far apart and took two steps forward and placed her hands on my hips, pulling me against her. The crowd seemed disappointed there wasn't more of a show, but I could care less. I could feel her cold hands through my dress and her breath on my face.

Well I am totally screwed.

Empov

I smirked at my Rose as her eyes narrowed at pickup line.

"Did you just ask me if I ate cereal for breakfast?"

My grin grew even wider, "I was curious if you had Lucky Charms, cause you look magically delicious."

Any other being would see how her face tightened and her jaw clenched and quickly run for the hills. But I knew my mate, I easily noticed the slight turning of the corners of her lips, the mirth in her eyes. Rosalie loves the cheesy one-liners.

Finally after a quick staring contest she rolls her eyes and her stance relaxes.

"Alright Em," I could tell our little game was over, "You win on that one. Congratulations."

I whooped and jumped in the air, ignoring the shocked looks around us. It always more fun winning our little game, losses leads to a lonely and horny Emmett. I looked back to Rose to see her scanning the crowd of people, most likely for Bella and Tanya.

Curious myself, I look for them as well. It was rather difficult through the pulsing bodies and flashing light, but I got a glimpse of them. I nudged Rosalie and pointed in their direction. I could see flashes of them though the crowd but it didn't look like they were dancing to the music, rather just swaying side to side, looking into each other's eyes. It was very romantic.

I am so going to be teasing the crap out of Blue at school.

Tpov

I ignored the loud bass and the shouting and hollering next to us, I just focused on the chocolate orbs in front of me. We simply swayed side to side; I imagine the humans instinct kept them from jostling us. I opened my mouth to say something, what I don't know, when I out of the corner of my eye I noticed an annoyingly familiar red head making her way through the crowd. My instincts kicked in and I tightened my hold on my mate, pulling her body against mine.

All thoughts of the redhead left my mind when I heard Bella gasp at the sudden sensation. Venom pooled in my mouth as her eyes widened. My gaze was pulled to her lips as her tongue darted out to wet them. Instinctively I swallowed, as my eyes once again landed on those enthralling orbs. One of us leaned forward. I could feel her breath on my skin. Her eye lids shut as we got closer. Or mine did. I don't know. I cupped her face in my hands an-

Suddenly a second warm body crashed into mine and a liquid splashed all over my face, body and dress.

A snarl tore from my lips as my eyes snapped open and came into contact with a smirking redhead.

"Oh my god I am so sorry I didn't see you there."

I could easily see through the façade on her face, she clearly did that on purpose. I could ignore the retched smell of alcohol, the now sticky sensation of my dress, even the wet sensation my hair on my head. All of that meaningless. What I couldn't ignore, was what she had done. She interrupted what would have been the perfect first kiss with my mate. She would have to die.

The redhead's eye widened and she took a step back in fear as my glare hardened, some natural instinct of hers must have taken over and noticed the predator that she had unwittingly angered. I took one step forward before I felt a hand grab my shoulder. I turned to hiss when I was hit with a massive sensation of calm and relaxation. My fists unclenched and my stance relaxed as I succumbed to Jaspers gift. I looked up and recognized the worried look of Emmett as he held my shoulder. My glare softened to a frown. I immediately turned to Bella to see a sad look on her face and the guilt hit me hard, I had just ruined the night.

The car ride back was silent. Not a comfortable silence of mates, but rather an awkward silence of those who do not know what to say.

They vampires plus one human had quickly evacuated the club after the event. It had been clear that the Cullen's were planning on taking Bella home, but I had simply taken the keys out of Emmett's hand. I opened the door to Carlisle's BMW for her to sit shotgun, then simple got in the drivers seat and left, Emmett would find his way home with the rest.

However since then the silence had engulfed them. I made no motions to turn on the radio and neither did Bella. So we sat. Out of the corner of my eye I would see Bella occasionally open her mouth and make motions to say something. But then she would stop, her mouth would close and her hands would fall to her lap.

Somehow we made it back to her home, never once breaking the quiet. I pulled into the driveway and we both stared up at the dark house. Slowly I turned my head toward Bella, watching her as she stared up at the looming structure in front of us. Seemingly sensing my gaze her eyes turned to my, followed by the slow turn of her head.

"So-"

"I-"

We both started, stopping when we heard the other. At any other point this probably would have made us laugh, but now in the quiet, it just made the atmosphere that much more tense.

I made a motion to talk again but Bella beat me to it.

"I should probably head inside, Charlie is probably worried about me being home so late."

I frowned but nodded.

"Okay," I replied quietly.

She looked at me intently for a moment, then sighed and reached over to open her door.

Click.

The door unlatching was all it took for my instincts to kick in and for me to lunge across and pull the door shut again.

"NO!"

Her eyes were wide as she gazed up at me, I simply stared back at her, unsure what the hell I was doing. Slowly her eyes wandered down and looked at our positions. When her eyes widened even more and her face flushed, filling the car with the intoxicating scent of her blood, curiosity over came me and I looked down as well. My eyes widened as I realized I had practically jumped on her, straddling her thighs with one hand on the door to keep it shut and another on the seat cushion behind her to keep her in place. I looked over to what was supposed to be my seat and realized I had moved so quickly I had snapped the seat belt strap.

If I was human I would have blushed, "I'm sorry! I didn't- I wasn't-Just-"

She stopped me mid ramble with a quiet, "Why?"

I stared back in to her soft brown eyes, trying to come up with an excuse. I couldn't just say the vampire in me didn't want to watch her leave. It wanted me to claim her, to hold her, to keep her. I couldn't just say that so my mind rapidly searched for a response, before latching on to one.

"Your number!" I practically shouted, my nerves showing through.

Her eyes grew a questioning tint so I rapidly explained, "You said you would give me your number!"

Her face cleared of confusion, before it turned to an almost sad look. She quickly rattled off some number and my vampire memory immediately saved them.

Then the silence fell once more.

After a few minutes Bella began to squirm, as I stayed frozen in my position above her.

Still, I didn't move, my eyes locked on to her face.

Bella's eyes shifted side to side and some part of my mind must have realized that I was making her uncomfortable.

"Oh!" I said, way to loud, "Here let me get off-"

Suddenly there was a hand grabbing my shirt, I stopped and looked at Bella, she seemed to have lost her nervousness and gained a spark of confidence.

"Screw this!"

Her face shot forward.

Her eyes closed.

Her lips slammed into mine.

She kissed me.

She is kissing me!

A moan rumbled up my throat as our lips crashed, my eyes drifted shut as I sank into the kiss.

Oh. My. God.

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