Light Yagami came home from school one day really bored. "Hey Ryuk, you want to play some video games?
"Sure," replied the Shinigami. Light tossed Ryuk a controller and started playing Mario Kart. Ryuk won 5 times in a row.
"Ryuk, you're cheating," Light whined.
"Hyuk hyuk hyuk. No, I'm just good at this game," Ryuk replied.
"Well I'm not playing with you anymore," Light said, putting down his controller.
"Hey Light, can I have an apple?" Ryuk asked.
"Sure." Light tossed him an apple and Ryuk ate it greedily.
Unknown to Light and Ryuk, L had put cameras in the house and had seen the whole thing. "Yagami-san, I think we found Kira," L said, looking at the screen again.
Light got arrested later that day after L saw him use the Death Note and was executed. L ate some cake.
THE END