Sexy No Jutsu


A/N: Haven't updated in a while. so while i work on "Marry Someone Who.." Enjoy some fluff :3


"Scarecrow checking in, over"

"What's your position, over"

"My favorite posi-?"

"Kakashi!" She shrieked followed by a low chuckle from him

"Stop being a pervert, over!"

"it's Scarecrow! Cherry blossom. And that.. I cannot, over"

Sakura pinched the bridge of her nose and softly shook her head. When her eyes opened she caught a dash of silver moving to the stairs

"Your position scarecrow, over!"

"In the kitchen, over!"

She heard the distinct muffle in his voice.. was he eating?

"Eat later! Suspect number one is coming your way! Over"

"Copy, over and out"

A shriek was heard, and when she followed it another dash of silver tried to go around her but she grabbed it before it could get away

"AHA! I got-"

A poof was heard along with soft snickering and she looked down at the fluffy pillow she was holding.. The victorious smile quickly faltering.

"Wha..? Transformation jutsu? When did.. what?"

She threw the pillow aside and looked at the door where her daughter stood, grinning at her. Looking like a miniature version of her dad.

"Naruto-sensei taught us!" She said excited and her brother suddenly appeared beside her nodding in agreement

"Will you two get in the bathtub already!" She groaned

"No!" they yelled in unison and scattered.

She sighed and let her shoulders slouch in usual Kakashi fashion, why did this have to happen every single time they had to take a bath. She blamed Kakashis genes for this, and her sons for corrupting her little girl.

She snickered to herself when thinking about how whenever they picked up something bad she was quick to blame his genes. But there was a good side to it, though sometimes it could be a pain..

They were very very smart for their age, I mean.. learning the damn transformation jutsu at their age! Ichiro being 8, Koji 5 and her little girl 4.

"What's so funny? Over" She heard trough the radio along with one of her boys screaming to let him go

"Nothing.. your kids got away from me.. using transformation jutsu no less!, over"

"Oh so now they're just mine? Over"

She laughed at that and made her way downstairs just as Kakashi walked over to meet her with a raised brow at the bottom of the stairs with their oldest son secured under his arm. They heard a poof followed by a thump of something falling in the living room and when they went to look..

They saw Naoki sitting on the floor, eyes wide and before her a very naked woman with long silver hair and green eyes,

"Koji!?"

Kakashi noticed the twitch in Sakura's brow and his eyes widened.

"Uh oh"

"NAAAARUUTOOOOOO!"

Sitting at the hokages desk with no knowledge of a pink ball of rage coming for him, Naruto felt a cold shiver go down his back but was quick to shrug it off.

If only he knew..