I've been inactive in publishing for an unforgivable amount of time. Like, going on half a year. Maybe even more. Well I hate myself for that because I love writing on this site. This is a story that will be much easier for me to stick with because I actually know for a fact where I want to go with it. It was conceived so long ago that I've had time to plot out pretty much everything, although I might be expanding it even further so perhaps not quite!
What helps is the fact that I've been reading A LOT of DBZ on this website lately! Stories by very high quality authors and with very hgih quality writing! This has further encouraged me to ge ton with this story, and unless it develops further in my mind, I literally have the whole thing plotted out to some kind of an extent, so writers block shouldn't be an issue in the slightest! It's invaded my mind! And I can't get it out! LOLOL!
Okay, so this story was inspired by Bringer Of Death by npberryhill and Break Through The Limit by Captain Space, and if you haven't read those stories before then I would highly recommend them to all of you readers! Now, this is the Prologue and it's probably gonna seem really short. This is intentional. Nothing much really happens here it's just mean to get the ball rolling. The next Chapter is likely going to be short as well but after that, we should no longer have that problem! IN MY OPINION!
I shouldn't be making promises though. Anyway, the next Chapter has already been started, but I still need to finish it.
Alright, enough of my babbling. You came here to read some Dragon Ball Z Fanfiction , right? Not my own thoughts, right?
Alright here it is: The Prologue: And the beginning of the story:
Emperor Pilaf smirked bitterly as he gazed down at all seven Dragon Balls, with his two and so far only loyal followers, Mai and Shu, standing on either side of him. SHu on the left and Mai on the right.
Gathering the Dragon Balls together had been no easy task. It had been painfully hard. For one thing, they had no radar. But luckily, with a few stolen gadgets and a little bit of stolen technology, they had managed to bypass Capsule Corporation's Security and find the Dragon Radar! After that snatching up all seven of the Dragon Balls had been a piece of cake!
Emperor Pilaf smiled. This was the day everything changed. The day where he finally became ruler of the world. He would be rich, he would be wealthy, he would be the ruler. He would be the ruler of the world! He would be the ruler of the whole entire world!
Taking a deep breath, he held his hands out and called the Dragon! "ETERNAL DRAGON SHENRON! BY YOUR NAME I SUMMON YOU FORTH! GRANT OUR WISHES!"
In a massive burst of light, the Dragon himself burst out of the Dragon Balls. The three onlookers had always gotten the chills whenever he was summoned!
"I AM THE DRAGON SHENRON! I SHALL GRANT YOU ANY TWO WISHES STHAT YOU MAY AND/OR MAY NOT DESIRE! NOW SPEAK TO ME!" Emperor Pilaf smirked bitterly again!Emperor Pilaf smirked bitterly once again! He had overheard the Capsule Corporation's resident's saying that their as a new rule for Shenron: He could grant two wishes instead of just one wish!
Emperor Pilaf took a deep breath, ready to make his wish.
"I WISH THAT MY RASHES WERE ALL GONE!" Shu suddenly shouted.
Emperor Pilaf almost nearly choked on his own surprise.
"SHU! YOU FOOL! WORRY ABOUT YOUR RASHES LATER!" The Emperor scolded. But it was too late. Shenron's eyes were already glowing!
"YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED! YOU ONLY HAVE ONE MORE LEFT!"
"Hey!" Called over a voice. It was Son Gohan, the now twelve years old half human half Saiyan flying over to them
"Oh no we're domed…" muttered Pilaf.
Piccolo landed opposite of Gohan as Gohan landed. Vegeta landed next, in between the two of them.
"What is this?!" Shouted Pilaf. "How did you three even know?!"
"The sky got dark. Duh." said Vegeta. Almost sounding insulted. Did this puny little emperor really, truly, seriously believe that he was that stupid?
"Oh…" the Emperor Pilaf moaned.
"HEY!" Shouted a voice, a female voice that all of them had known all too well. It was Bulma, arriving in her trademark jetcopter. And boy was she mad at them!
Well, mainly mad at Vegeta!
She slapped Vegeta on the back. "Hey Vegeta! You know what would be a really good idea right about now? Oh! Wait! That's right! I know! ABANDONING YOUR LIFE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING GROCERY STORE!"
"Calm down woman I-"
"I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS! YOUR ALWAYS ABANDONING ME AT THE LEAST DESIRABL CONVENIENCE! SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO BE CARRYING THESE BAGS, AND IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T GONNA BE ME!"
"And why's that?" He snorted, grunting in response.
"BECAUSE YOUR THE ONE WHO NEEDS TEN GOD DAMN FUCKING REFRIGERATOR'S WORTH OF FOOD JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE A SNACK! THAT'S WHY'S THAT!"
"Woman, there's kind of something going on over here! So if you could just-"
"NO! I AM NOT GOING TO JUS NOTHING! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT!"
"Look woman, I-"
"Hello!" Shouted Krillen, landing besides the squabbling couple.
"Oh my god this just keeps on getting better and better and better as the night goes on…" Emperor Pilaf muttered sarcastically.
"What's all the commotion about? And who's activated the Dragon Balls?" Asked Krillen innocently.
"He did." Spoke Piccolo, speaking up for that first time that day. He pointed at Emperor Pilaf. "He's gonna use them to dominate the world!"
"OH NO HE IS NOT!" Shouted Bulma, stomping angrily over two the short emperor and putting him into a headlock. "NOT ON MY WATCH HE IS NOT!"
"ARRGH!" Shouted the ruthless Emperor! "GET OFF OF ME YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH!"
OH OKAY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY JUST NOW?!" Said Vegeta, walking on over to them with steam practically coming out of his ears. "HOW DARE YOU! THAT'S MY BULMA! YOU BASTARD!"
"Okay guys let's just stop this for a short small little little small short second." Said Gohan before Vegeta could go on another one of his murderous rampages. "Pilaf, call off the dragon or we will do it for you!"
"NEVER! MAI! SHOOT HIM!"
Mai emptied her revolver into Gohan's skull, but the bullets did not harm him in the slightest.
"ARRGH!" Shouted Emperor Pilaf. "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GROW UP! I PREFERRED IT WHEN YOU WERE A CRYBABY LITTLE BOY!"
"Thing have changed." Spoke Gohan, speaking simply.
"WELL I Don'T LIKE IT THAT THEY HAVE CHANGED!" Shouted Emperor Pilaf, now shouting at the top of is apparently incredibly strong lungs now and as well as and his just as apparently just as strong vocal cords now. "I WANT YOU TO BE USELESS AGAIN! I JUST WISH THAT YOU COULD JUST GO BACK IN TIME OR SOMETHING OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHIT AND IN ORDER TO SEE THE LITTLE BRAT THAT YOU ONCE WERE AND WERE ONCE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE!"
"YOUR WISH SHALL NOW BE GRANTED!" Boomed Shenron. "Uhhhh... Eh…. what? Eh…. eh what now?" Asked Emperor Pilaf.
Shenron's eyes glowed and the young twelve year old half human boy and as well as the half Saiyan boy who had almost always gone by the name Son Gohan if not had always gone by the name Sn Gohan was enveloped in a blinding, blood red light. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shouted Piccolo, realizing far too wait what had been happening. He grabbed hold of Gohan, but Gohan was already gone, disappearing just as Piccolo touched him.
"Eh… what just happened?" Said Pilaf as Krillen flew off in a bizarre state of bizarre panic.
"He's been sent back i time…" said Piccolo, with a devastated look on his face! He then glared at Emperor Pilaf. "BY YOU!"he roared viciously.
Bulma dropped Pilaf down as Shenron disappeared and the Dragon Balls scattered.
"I'm leaving…" she said sobbing. "I've got to go and tell Chichi now!"
"What about me?" Asked Vegeta. "What should I do with these… these imbeciles?" He glared at the frightened trio that now consisted of all three of Pilaf, Mai, and Shu.
"... do whatever you want with them. They deserve it. And now, I've gotta go now!" And with that Bulma flew off with her jet copter after speaking her last sentence. Piccolo flew off after her. Vegeta turned to the frightened trio with a cruel, bitter smirk.
"So…" he said viciously. "To start off this wonderful torture to death session, how about we play this little game that I used to OH SO ALWAYS love to play with myself and my little friends when we were all little kids?" He said in question, smirking bitterly.
The trio gulped. This probably wasn't going to be ending very well for them... Well, there's the Prologue now! It probably could have been better, and I definitely agree with you if you think so and all of that such stuff, but I really wasn't expecting it to be anything stellar anyway. I just couldn't think of anything better to write. Oh well. Well, just how far back in time has Gohan gone? Please find out next time, ON THE REDONE ASCENSION!