I present you…DM: I'm Just a Dull Person. A crossover between Marvel and DC!

This Earth is known as Earth-DM1.

Most characters might be OOC but I'm trying my best.

Enjoy the first chapter of DM: IJDP!

Disclaimer: I don't own DC and Marvel.

Prologue

No one knows how many universes there are, nor how they form into a multiverse. No one didn't know that there is more than one multiverse and each multiverse were separate from each other in order to keep everything in balance…There were two main multiverse that exist and they were known as DC and Marvel. The multiverse was filled with countless heroes and villains, battling each other in an endless war between good and evil, one of the cycles that will never end.

There was one time that an merged universe exist and it vanish without a trace, its' name was Amalgam and it was the first one of the doomed multiverse…One by one, each lesser multiverse fall at alarmingly pace and it wasn't long enough until the situation seize the attention of these who watch the multiverse, who bring it to the pure righteous champion of the Creator. The champion travel across the sea of multiverse to inspect the mysterious disappearances and to the champion's horror, these lost multiverse didn't vanish…They were consumed by something…No, by someone…The Dark One!

The Dark One was thought to be a legend, a myth, a bedtime story to scare the children of the Observers. It was said to be the most powerful creature, created by the Creator to be the protector of the multiverse but something horror went wrong. It was filled with dark intentions from the moment it draw its first breath and this creature consume the early multiverse without any remorse because it want to test its power. The Creator attempt to halt the creature and to give it a second chance to redeem itself but it was a lost cause, it was a monster that know nothing but death and chaos…With a heavy heart, the Creator banished its child to the void, where nothing exist. The creature was filled with deep hatred toward its creator for banishing it to the void and the creature vow that it will return from the void to take its revenge, this creature become the Dark One and everyone might beware it because nothing can stop it…

The Champion clash with the Dark One for the first time but the Dark One was too powerful for the champion to take and the champion have no choice but to fled in order to recover from the gravely injuries. The champion refuse to give up and keep clashing with the Dark One again and again but it doesn't matter because it grows powerful each time it vanish the multiverse. The champion realizes that it can't take the Dark One alone and one of the Observers informs the champion about the DC and Marvel multiverse. The champion peep into these multiverse and the champion have seen countless lives of everyone that overcome their own obstacles and these who stay strong, despite the tragedies they went though, inflating the champion with inspiration and respect.

The champion summons each individual to its world and the champion plead for their help, speaking of the Dark One and the end of Multiverse. The plead were accepted by heroes, villains, and these who does not belong on any side, and it were unheard of…The sworn enemies fighting side by side, even these who tried kill each other and they all know that it won't matter at all if they allow the Dark One to end their universe…They all clash with the Dark One in a epic war where many lives were lost to this monster and one of the Observers name this war, the Infinity Crisis.

This war span across the multiverse and no one know how long it last because the time flow different. There were some major and minor events that nearly win them the war or cost them but there was a major event that took place at the near of the end of the war. Seven individuals suddenly betray them by aligning with the Dark One and the creature bestows them with its lesser power as its champions, they were known as the Seven Sinners.

The Dark One and the sinners nearly end the war in their victory but the champion and its army overturn the tide in a battle, known as The Great Sacrifice. Two warriors sacrificed their own lives to take five sinners out and it rally the army up to win the war so their sacrifices won't end in vain…The two warriors were Captain America and Batman.

The war hit its climax and the Dark One face against the champion in front of the home of the Creator, both knows that it will end here for once and all before they clash…But…That was when everything change…

The multiverse and their home universe fall in disarray and everything fade away at alarmingly pace, slowly become the new void. Hundreds multiverse were lose to the void, Marvel and DC was among them…The reason why everything fall apart is because of the Infinity Crisis and many tried to prevent it but there was nothing that they can do…Until the Dark One make a unexpected move that shock everyone…The Dark One summon the whole of its power and halt the process by sacrifice itself. Dying, the Dark One resurrect these who have lost their lives in the war and creating dozens of multiverse as much as the Dark One can with its dying lifeforce, replacing these that were lost. The Dark One sends the champion's army to the new multiverse and the creature rewriting the inheritors' memories in order to prevent the chaos between two former multiverse's lives, wiping everything out…Even the memories of Infinity Crisis that they went through. The champion demands the creature to reveal why it decides to save the multiverse when it can just let everything end like it desires to and the creature reply…

"Who know why I did it?" The Dark One whispered to the champion with a warily smile, "Maybe it's because there's no point for me to rule anything if there are nothing left…Maybe it's because I secretly yearn for something that I want but never have…Maybe it's because I'm not evil as you all believe me to be…Maybe it's because I want to be…"

The Dark One died with a smile and it fall across the sea of the multiverse as the champion watch on with the Creator who have witness everything.

"Do you know why he did it, how could he does that?" The champion asked the Creator, "Why was he smiling? Only you know the truth, please tell me!"

"I do…" The Creator wailed for its first child and the champion will never receive any answer from the Creator.

The Dark One's body breaks apart and many fragments spread across the multiverse, unawake that they all affect the universe in large or small way…A clone were born in a laboratory in one universe when he shouldn't have been exist in first place…A heartbroken invader swear nothing but vengeance against its own kind and won't care if he will lost everything in the end…A enigmatic agent who will become a legend…A slow-dim goon who will one day become something bigger…A man who end up in a world of powerful women, where no male should have exist…A person that travel across the multiverse in some kind of twisted game…Some end up having a normal life…Many more stories that have been told and some that haven't be told yet…But these are other stories for another time. Our story take place in the multiverse where the Dark One's main soul fall upon and have been reborn with no memories of its past…Earth-DM1, the multiverse where Marvel and DC people coexist without knowing the fact that they once live in different universes.

"Hello, my name is Galahad, may I take your order?" A gloomy pale skinny teenager with a unruly medium black hair said flatly as he stand in front of the cashier, he wears a silly small blue hat, yellow-and-blue apron that cover his bright yellow shirt and brown pants. His dull black eyes stare at the extreme-overweight man, who stares at the menu with a drool.

"I want to order Supreme Frank with…" The man drooled.

"We don't have Supreme Frank anymore now." Galahad muttered flatly.

"…But it's on the menu!" The man thrust his meaty finger at the menu with flaring nostrils.

"Yeah, but it just end yesterday and we don't have time to change it." The gloomy teenager replied, "I'm sorry about that…"

"FUCK YOU! I WANT MY SUPREME FRANK!" The man suddenly ripped the counter out with a roar, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I AM THE BLOB!"

"Whatever." Galahad said uncaringly, "I'm telling you, we do not serve Supreme Frank anymore. You can order something else…" The Blob lift his arms up with an savage roar and before he know it, a tanned giant with orange mane crash into his back from a green beam in the giant's stomach as they crash though the fast food place, destroying it in process.

"Teen Titans, go!" Someone cried outside before a orange-skinned girl flew past Galahad.

"…Fuck that shit." Galahad threw the hat at the floor with a blank face before he walk out, ignoring the battle between Teen Titans and Fearsome Five. "That gotta be fifty-nine jobs…" He muttered to himself, every time he get a new job, it always get ruin by some heroes or villains during their own battle and he was getting tired and sick of it. "I hate my life…" A large shade cast over him and he look up to see a massive figure, falling downward to him. "…Yup, I fucking hate my life." The Blob land on him with a crash and he groan out weakly, he can feel some broken bones in his body.

"Beast Boy, there was a citizen there!" A feminine voice shouted angry.

"Whoops, my bad!" A high-pitched voice cried out and Galahad just lies there under the Blob before a pair of white sneakers appears into his view. He tilt his head up slightly to see a woman in early twenties with olive skin, grey eyes, and golden hair that reach to her shoulders, she wear a white long-sleeves shirt with blue jean.

"There you are." The woman crossed her arms with a deadly glare, "I finally find you, Dark One."

"What the fuck are you on?" Galahad muttered flatly, "I think you get the wrong…"

"THERE YOU ARE, MY DARK LORD!" A maniac voice shouted with joy and the gloomy teenager shift his eyes to see a man that wear a black mask with black spandex and cape, a upside white triangle can be seen on his chest. "IT'S ME, BLACK HAND, YOUR LOYAL SERVANT!" The man runs toward him with a psycho grin and spreading arms, only to get hit by a tossed truck.

"…Whoops?" The same high-pitched voice called out.

"Not whoops." A muscular voice replied, "I think you just hit Black Hand."

"How the hell does he remember that?!" The woman hissed angrily before she shot a dagger at the downed gloomy teenager, "Is that part of your plan?! TELL ME, DARK ONE!"

"Why can't I have a normal life?" Galahad muttered to himself, ignoring the shouting woman and the ongoing battle in the background.

And that end the prologue of DM: IJDP! Love it? Hate it?

This story was inspired by a parody video that I watched a while ago but I can't remember the name of this video. It was about a normal guy who was minding his own business then the power rangers/Super Sentai appear and declare him to be the supreme evil, which he just denied because he's just a normal guy. It's pretty funny, even if it's short video.

We have heard a story about how it all starts in first place! There were some mysterious entities and the Infinity Crisis before the story take place, involving some certain events. Love it? Hate it? Have you spot some references/cameo?

We have met the main character, Galahad! Poor guy, it looks like that he had went through a lot of jobs because of the reckless act that some heroes and villains pulled around his job place. Which must be why he look so gloomy all the time…Or that's just how he is. It looks like he must be the Dark One because the woman calls him Dark One, even Black Hand does! Who is that woman? How does Black Hand remember everything in the past? Does that mean he is one of the Seven Sinners?!

What will happen in the next chapter? Will we find out who's that woman? Will Galahad recover from the accident with Blob? Will he find a job that he can keep without having someone mess it up? Will he have a normal life or not? Let's find out in the next issue…Eh, I mean next chapter!

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