You fans of mine had to know that I was going to do this. I mean c'mon who do you think I am some unreliable writer who can't even update to two chapters in a single year and no I won't be just throwing it at you in the same day that I start the story. So Hiccup is in a world of superhumans and he has the most oddball power. The ability to change his form into any living thing he has ever seen accept a human. Rated T cause of my badass mouth mother fuckers.
Hiccup- Hiccup born a hairy monkey and still in that form fifteen years later has the ability to turn into any kind of animal he chooses
Toothless-Theodore born half robot has every ability that a cyborg has.
Astrid-Astrid. Super speed and invisibility
Snotlout-Scott with laser eyes and super strength.
Fishlegs-Francis with the ability to manipulate objects to bend to his will. Force field generation.
Ruffnut-Rachael with the ability to manipulate and become gas
Tuffnut- Thomas same Ruff but with fire.
(15 YEARS AGO)
Stoick the Vast the best superhuman that this world has ever seen. He saves the world before breakfast and the universe before he brushes his teeth for bed. He was equipped with super strength and flight. He could handle anything that the world threw at him. Accept his four and one year old sons.
"Hiccup eat the banana, eat the banana." Stoick cooed to the little baby with hair all over his body and a little monkey tail.
"No." Hiccup whined.
"He doesn't want to be feed daddy." said Theodore his older son born half cybernetic.
"Oh Stoick you're doing it wrong." said Valka, Stoicks wife and partner. She had the ability to pull static electricity from the air and bring it to the air in large quantities.
"Theo."
"Look out closely here comes the airplane." Theodore said to the shape-shifting baby. He opened his mouth and at the spoon full bananas.
"Nope he just hate's me." said Stoick as he folded his arms over his chest. Hiccup spit the bananas at his father and started to laugh. He climbed out of his high chair and climbed onto Stoick. Hiccup pulled on his hair and ripped it all the way off which made him howl in pain.
"GOT DAMMIT!"
"Stoick calm down." Valka laughed
"He is going to make a good hero. He already gave someone a scar." said Stoick "Especially with this little robot." Stoick pulled up his cyborg son.
"Thanks Daddy-
Theodore was interrupted with an explosion.
"I'M COMING FOR YOU STOICK!" Yelled the voice of Stoick's arch enemy Alvin the Treacherous.
"Val take them an run." said Stoick. He handed his children to his wife and she ran.
"Oh you want your wife and kids safe do you?" Alvin asked maniacally. He flew after the three and Stoick soon followed. Valka got off of her feet and flew away. Alvin thunder clapped at her but the charge was evaded. He shot his fire eyes at her and she blasted him back. They had been flying and gliding over the city. When they came to the forest Val saw an open tree trunk and she stashed the little ones inside. She then flew away again after she told Theodore to hide Hiccup's crying to which he obeyed. Alvin continued to chase after his arch enemies wife. He kept shooting his fire eyes until he finally got her. She plummeted out of the sky Stoick barely missing her as she fell.
"YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Stoick screamed
He set Valka on the ground and flew back up to the enemy. He threw several punches to which the super villain dodged. Alvin slammed Stoick to the ground andwent back after his wife. Stoick grabbed the back of his shirt but it was too late.
"NO!"
Alvin stabbed Valka in the throat and flew away laughing.
"No! No!" Stoick screamed. He stood their crying when Theodore and Hiccup walked up. He held them close and told Theodore to call the police as he went after Alvin.
(Present Time.)
Hiccup, still a monkey human hybrid, was sitting in he and his brothers room trying to do his homework. But when your brother is a cyborg he tends to do the opposite of whatever you want to do. He got his shoulder boom box and it came on blasting just because he had to impress their cousin who had happened to pop by their house. Scott he had the ability to generate lasers out of his eyes and super strength.
He got so infuriated by the music that he turned into a lion and slashed it in half with his retractable claws.
"Dude c'mon why are you such a fun-killer?" Scott asked
"No you know how I feel." said Theodore
"Because I'm trying to do yesterdays homework." He said as he changed back to human.
"Why are you such a procrastinator. We got that homework like the first period yesterday." asked Scott
"Because unlike you I'm no idiot and I have the ability to do my homework in less than twenty four hours." Hiccup said as he put his books in his backpack and flew downstairs.
"No flying in the house." said Stoick the Vast near to his middle age state.
"Sor- Oh fruit and vegetables." Was all that Hiccup said before he bolted to the table and stuffed his nose into the apples, oranges, grapes, celery with a side dish of grass. While Theodore got motor oil to drink eggs and bacon. While Snotbutt I mean Scott got steak.
"And it's 7:30 we are going be late." said Hiccup as he took his nose out of he grass looked out the window and saw that the school bus had already left to take them to the Gobber's High School for the Extremely Gifted. Then he looked at Scott "Well you are since we can both fly. But I can give you a ride... for a price."
"What the fuck do you want?" Scott asked
"50 bucks."
"Well uh your dad is the mayor it's not like you can't afford anything." said Scott
"He took away my 2,000 a week allowance." He glared at his father. "So I need it to save up for GTA5 and PS4 so I can turn into animal with peyote plant. It has dozens of animals and it's completely random." Hiccup explained
"Fine." Scott handed him 50 bucks to get him to school on time.
"Bye Dad/ Uncle Stoick."
"Bye kids."
Hiccup grabbed Snotlout by the hair and flew off to school.
I hope you people liked it because this took some work. Let me ask you something should Hiccup be with Astrid or and OC of my one isck and very twisted mind.