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Chapter 8- All for Pie and Pie for All!

It was a peaceful place in wherever the heck these guys were, and-

Nah, I'm messing with you, it's never peaceful there.

"I'M FIRIN' MAH LAZAH!" Kyogre cried, then fired a jet of water at everybody.

"ALL SHALL FEAR THE JELLYFISH, FOR THE END IS NIGH!" Celebi, now the group's official crazed-theory 'mon, shouted, ringing a bell and holding up a sign.

"SAVE THE EARTH!" Zygarde cried. "I'M GOING TO BE RELEVANT AGAIN!"

A wall was nearly being destroyed as it was being repeatedly slammed into by the godly llama head of holy god llamaness.

"Will you all just calm down for once..?" Lunala asked, only to get a blast of Origin Pulse right in the face.

Suddenly, the lights dimmed, and everyone strangely went silent. A spotlight suddenly lit up the large table, where Virizion was standing.

"Prepare for trouble!" she cried.

"And make it quadruple!" Keldeo continued, jumping up as well.

"Keldeo!" Cobalion yelled, turning the lights back on. "It's 'double'!"

"But there are four of us," Keldeo said, turning to the blue goat-thing.

"Yes, but that's the canon!"

"But there are four of us."

"Quadruple doesn't sound good," Terrakion remarked, nodding.

"But-"

"Great, while you were arguing, we lost them again," Virizion sighed, jumping to her left to avoid a large rock hurtling through the air.

Cobalion groaned and attempted to facepalm, but sadly failed. "Whatever, let's just get some pie or something."

"For pie!" Keldeo shouted, then leapt off the table and dashed to the kitchen. The other three followed. Somehow, within the five seconds he had been alone, Keldeo had torn the kitchen apart; the fridge door was lying on the ground across the run, several food items were scattered around, a few cabinets hung on their hinges, and one cabinet door was stuck on Keldeo's horn.

"THERE'S NO PIE!" he shrieked, rolling on the floor.

"Seriously? I thought we had some," Virizion said, peering into the broken fridge.

"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE!?" Magearna shouted as she floated in. "WHAT IS THIS MESS!?"

"ALL THAT WASTED ENERGY!" Zygarde cried, as if in pain, as he slithered in, then smashed the refrigerator. "SAVE THE EARTH!" He then shot away. Hoopa, who had floated in, sighed and summoned a new fridge from one of his rings, which 'accidentally' landed on top of Cobalion.

"All of you, get out of our chapter," Terrakion demanded gruffly. Hoopa, Magearna, and Shaymin, who had been there the entire time, muttered (or, in Magearna's case, talked in a normal volume) something about duct tape, cupcakes, and watches, and walked away.

"Now what?" Virizion asked.

"WE GO ON A QUEST TO FIND THE PIE THAT WE ALL KNOW, LOVE, AND NEED!" Keldeo shouted, then ran away, still yelling.

"It was your idea," Cobalion muttered to Virizion as he pushed the fridge off of himself. "'Let the kid join,' you said, 'It'll be fun!' you said…"

"Shut up," Virizion retorted.

They began to argue. Terrakion sighed and somehow dragged them after Keldeo.

It was a warm day in Kalos. Cheri Douglass had just finished the rush hour, and was leaning against the bakery display counter.

"We sure are busy today," she told her Swirlix.

"I've been secretly eating half of our cakes!" the Swirlix replied happily, but Cheri only heard "Swirl-swirlix-lix!"

She smiled and pat the Swirlix's fluffy head. There was a sudden beeping from the kitchen. Cheri gasped and ran back to take the cake out of the oven, leaving Slurpuff alone.

The Slurpuff lifted up the display case and began to drool over a cake. Suddenly, the bell above the door chimed. She dropped the case opening and hopped up onto the counter "Hello, welcome to Sweet Surprise, how can I help- HOLY- CHERI!"

Keldeo had run in, Terrakion, still dragging Virizion and Cobalion, right behind him.

"What is it, Su-" Cheri began to ask as she came back out, only to shout in surprise and drop the cake she was holding.

"We'd like a pie," Terrakion said patiently, via telepathy or magic legendary powers.

"A BIG PIE!" Keldeo corrected.

"I-I-" Cheri stammered, then fell of the floor.

The four Swords of Justice looked over at her. The Swirlix hopped over to her trainer.

"She just fainted, she's fine," she reported.

"Thank Arceus," Cobalion muttered.

"YOU ARE WELCOME!" Arceus cried as it crashed in.

"What the- do you do that every time?" Virizion asked.

"If I did, then I'd never do anything else," Arceus replied, then disappeared.

"Can you get us the pie?" Terrakion asked the Swirlix.

"S-sure," the Swirlix replied, surprisingly somewhat calm considering that five legendaries (technically three legendaries and two mythicals, but whatever) had come into the shop that day. "Is there any specific flavor-?"

"PIE FLAVOR!" Keldeo cried, rearing his front legs, causing him to fall onto the tile floor.

The Swirlix somehow got an extremely large pie out. "Is this okay?"

"Great, thank you," Virizion said. "Pay her, Cob."

"Why do I always have to pay for everything?" Cobalion asked.

"Because you have the money."

Cobalion sighed and put a crud load of money on the counter. Terrakion took the pie, and the four left, leaving the Swirlix still confused about what just happened.

"Will you calm down?" Cobalion asked Keldeo, who was skipping around Terrakion. "We're not eating the pie until we get back."

"Why?" Keldeo whined.

"Because," Terrakion answered.

Keldeo pouted. "Come on, please?"

"No," Virizion pressed.

"Yes."

"No," Cobalion huffed.

"Yes."

"No," a random Purrloin said, grabbing the pie and running off.

"Ye- WHAT, NO!" Keldeo screamed, chasing after the cat.

"Should we help?" Terrakion asked.

Cobalion sighed. "Do you think we have a choice?"

Five minutes and one brutal beating later, they had gotten back to the… place.

"CAN I EAT IT NOW CAN I CAN I!?" Keldeo cried, bouncing around.

Cobalion sighed. "Yes."

"YAY!" Keldeo cheered, then threw his face into the pie.

"Hey, guys, I want you to meet my brother and sisters," Tapu Koko said as he came in.

"Hihi!" Tapu Lele cried, bursting in behind him. "I'm Lele! Nice to meet you all! I like friends!"

"Don't touch her," Tapu Fini warned as she followed. "She will kill you."

Diancie, who Tapu Lele had already hugged, suddenly seemed to freeze up. When Tapu Fini let go, Diancie was floating, expressionless, like a dead fish in water. Tapu Fini giggled, and, for a moment, had evil lighting.

Lunala and Solgaleo stared at her.

"Er- well… nice to meet you…" Lunala said slowly.

"YOU HAVE NOT MET ME YET!" Tapu Bulu roared as he crashed in through the wall, despite there being an open door to his right.

"SON OF A-" Solgaleo, who had been standing right next to that portion of the wall, shouted, leaping back. "HOW DARE YOU SURPRISE THE SUN GOD!?"

Tapu Bulu stared at him, unaffected.

"I'm pretty sure I took up all the brain matter in the family," Tapu Fini sighed.

"Maybe, but you also took up all the emo," Tapu Koko argued.

Tapu Fini huffed and turned away.

"HEY GUYS, I MIGHT BE LUNALA'S PREVOLUTION!" Cosmog cried, flying in, only to be pushed back out as Tapu Koko closed the door, not even hearing the starry puff. "Aww…"

Please don't hate me guys.

Anyway, I'd better not be the only one who thinks of Tapu Lele as a cute Pokemon that turns out to be evil. Seriously: "Tapu Lele scatters glowing scales that physically affect others—providing stimulation to their bodies and healing their illnesses or injuries. But these scales can be dangerous as well, because a body can't withstand the changes brought about by contact with too many scales at the same time. It will scatter its scales over humans and Pokémon for its own enjoyment; while it is innocent in one sense, there is also cruelty in the way it casually brings others to ruin."

TL;DR: It likes to scatter potentially dangerous scales on people and Pokemon for fun.

Tell me that's not slightly evil.

Yes, I have personalities for all of them:

Koko- Annoyed Big Brother

Lele- Will Lure You in Then KILL YOU

Bulu- Cool Daredevil Guy but is Secretly Peaceful and Stuff

Fini- Emo

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