A Dance Among Tigers

A/N: I have no idea what I am doing anymore.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or anything relating to the series.

Warnings: OOC and Crossover, not necessarily explained so just go with it.

"What's poppin' guys?" – Regular Speech

'I can do this!' – Regular Thought

"WRYYYY!" – Attack

"Café Leblanc, Sunday 8:56 a.m." – Setting


Yukino's Room

"More letters, coming in hot!" Natsu alerted his two beautiful lovers as he dropped yet another sack of fanmail onto the creaking table that was a few pounds away from collapsing, much like Yukino's shirt.

Minerva sighed heavily and slouched onto the table top, her magnificent breasts cushioning her torso as she did so. "Why even bother anymore, they are just gonna say the same things…" The black-haired beauty uttered.

The bright and chipper Yukino giggled as she reached for the first letter in the sack once her boyfriend sat down at the table. "You never know, you guys. This one could be different."

Natsu nodded in agreement with the light-haired bombshell. "Yeah! Like maybe I will finally receive a challenge from a worthy foe!" Natsu grinned.

"Don't hold your breath…" Minerva groaned.

Slicing the envelope open, Yukino slid out the letter within and unfolded it. "Let's see here, this one says… make Natsu get Yukino and Minerva pregnant… oh my…" Yukino covered her mouth. "How vulgar…"

Minerva closed her eyes. "Told you guys that this was just like the last batch. Just a bunch of perverts wanting Kowaba to enact their twisted impregnation fantasies. It's not like he hasn't written Natsu knocking up Bisca or a dozen other ladies in his other fics! Let us maintain our beautiful bodies! I am not ready for a kid!" Minerva hollered, slamming her fist down on the table.

Yukino cupped her overgrown melons. "And I don't think I can afford to buy a whole new set of bras… these barely fit as is…" The short-haired young woman sniffed.

"Well, let's read another letter. Maybe this one is different!" Natsu said, trying to be optimistic on the outside but on the inside, he knew what was to come.

Not nearly as delicate or as graceful as Yukino, Natsu tore the envelope to shreds to get to the letter within. "This guy says: Pls update." Natsu read aloud. "Yep, this one is the same as those other ones."

"I am fairly certain that Kowaba knows that he should update some stories. It's probably on his mind, especially when he should be focusing on more important things." Minerva stated.

Yukino agreed with Minerva. "Yeah, or maybe he's working on other stories?"

Nodding, Minerva was the next one to reach for a letter. "Let me tell you what this one says before I even open it. It's gonna say something along the lines of adding someone else to our little romance." Minerva guessed.

Natsu and Yukino sighed, both agreeing with Minerva's assumption on the matter. Maybe they should consider closing the fanmail P.O. box?

"Oh man, I hate it when people ask Kowaba to add another girl, like what's wrong with the pairing he already set in stone?" Erza asked as she walked into the room, wearing only one of Natsu's dark blue vests. "Oh well, when it comes to reviews, beggars can't be choosers, right ladies?" The scarlet-haired women nudged Minerva.

"Erza! Get out of here!" Minerva barked loudly, pointing at the door. "The readers have chosen, no one wants you in this story! Go back to Erza's Book!"

"B-B-But Natsu had a dream about fucking me! That's gotta mean something!" Erza stated.

Natsu nodded. "Yeah, it means it was a fucking dream! Now get outta here! Lovers only!" He said, getting up and pushing the stuttering knight out of the door and into the hall. "Man, she's like a stray cat! Feed her some good meat once and you never get rid of her!"

Yukino, Minerva, and Natsu all settled in at the table once more and looked at each other.

"So what do you think Kowaba is gonna make us do next? A hot spring lemon? A bakery lemon? Maybe a lemon in public?" Natsu asked.

Yukino shook her head. "I don't think so. He likes to push the boundaries on some things and trail-blaze new ideas. Whatever he plans for us next is going to be big." The big breasted woman speculated.

Minerva rested her chin on her hand. "Like what, make us the leaders of a nation just because one of us happens to be related to a recently deceased king or emperor?" Minerva joked.

"Heh heh." Natsu chuckled nervously, totally remembering that he has yet to tell them who his brother is. "Man, that would be pretty crazy… heh heh."

Then, Yukino looked into the fanmail sack once again and a new letter caught her eye. It was red and had a royal insignia on it. "Wow, this looks pretty expensive… I wonder who it's from…"

"Well open it up!" Minerva gestured to which Yukino complied and swiftly did away with the envelope and got to the letter written on fine parchment paper.

"It says: Dear Natsu Dragneel, on behalf of your brother's will, we would like to inform you that you are now next in line for the throne of Alvarez. Please meet with us at once to discuss the future of our nation." Yukino recited the contents of the letter to her two lovers.

Without even looking in the dark, menacing direction where Minerva sat, Natsu leaned back in his chair and whistled innocently. "Man, whoever that Natsu guy is, sure is a lucky man… heh heh…"


A/N: I hope you guys don't take the major meat of this chapter seriously. It was all in good fun. I actually look forward to and adore every review I get. It's just fun to sometimes mess with the readers a little bit. But yes, the next chapter of this story will go to Alvarez. But let me make one thing clear, Natsu will not be banging any other chicks in this story without Minerva or Yukino. He loves them dearly and doesn't want to betray them. I mean, who would? Yukino is too pure to hurt and Minerva would kick your ass.