The title doesn't lie, folks. This an original comedy coming from you know who. I miss these guys so much. Bring them back, Dan.

Also, to see my other stories, go to wattpad. Every story that I deleted was moved there for safety, so now I have the freedom to create more crossovers without any red flags for my fans. It was thanks to a serious of fortunate events.

...In The Headmistress Office...

Three young figures were busy talking to the principal of the school. Let's found out what's up...

"I commemorate you 3 for volunteering to come to my institute for our student exchange program. It's not too often we have "normal" people like yourselves come to my school.

"Forgive me, madame. We are far from normal," the middle one with an orange shirt and jacket with purple shorts commented. The Headmistress took note that he had a black hat with 2 white stripes on the side. But out of respect for his privacy and first impressions, she decided not to comment about it. She thought could lead to the wrong idea.

"Figurative or literally," the headmistress asked.

"A bit of both, really," the young teen answered back, speaking for his friends.

"Well, I'm just glad that this program will help us immensely with our scholarships towards college," the respectable lad said with a smile.

"Indeed. So what are your names," Headmistress asked.

"I'm Ed," the tall one who was wearing a green jacket over a red and white striped shirt with darker shade of blue pants said.

"I'm Edd," the one from before answered with politeness.

"And, I'm Eddy," the short one answered, but in a uncaring way. This one had a faded yellow jacket with a light blue pants on.

"We're the Eds," Double D finalized which made the Headmistress stunned for a brief moment. Never in her entire history as Headmistress at Monster High has she had three students who had the same first name. It unnerved her to no end that they weren't related to each other. This trio maybe what the Headmistress has been looking for.

"I see," she says while raising a brow."And here are your schedules. You each will be in the same class as each other so you'll have a familiar face to keep you on task."

"Thanks, Head-Lady. We couldn't operate together anyway if either of us were missing from our trio," Eddy said with a smile. Nobody could tell if that was a comment or an insult, but Bloodghoul took quite well since she thought he was referring to her school title than her monster title. Not to mention, her head was on her shoulders during the entire conversation. just so she wouldn't scare the new the students.

...Soon...

"Well, that went well," Edd said in surprise since Eddy and Eddy didn't go ballistic when in the presence of a teacher or faculty member.

"Ed hungry, guys," the big lug said as felt like his stomach was an earthquake wanting to erupt.

"Don't worry, Ed. I heard the food here is at least good enough to eat, although I could careless for what they serve," Eddy commented as they turned another hallway.

"Yeah, and the best part of it is that we're first ones in Peach Creek to try the student exchange program, although I feel bad that no one here would want to go to Peach Creek," Double D commented.

"No offense, sockhead but the cul-de-sac doesn't like us ever since that whole "Big Picture" Incident. It's also why our parents suggested sending us to this place to finish out our education in peace without Kevin and the others pounding us for revenge," Eddy explained as Edd sported a frown because he was right.

"I miss home, Double D," Ed whimpered in sadness and hung his head low.

"I miss home too, Ed. But think of this as a fresh start for all three of us," Double D said patting Ed on the back.

"Besides, like I promised everyone back at the cul-de-sac, sockhead. We'll be famous one day in this place," Eddy said trying to act cool, despite feeling uneasy on the inside. Why did he have to make a fool of himself back at Peach Creek before they left for this school.

"Let's just hope your right, Eddy. Because I don't want to be a target like back at Peach Creek," Double D commented which made him shiver a bit as he took notice that many of the students were looking at them strangely, but they were more focus on getting to their first class, he didn't act upon it.

"Bite-logy? I thought this was supposed to say Biology," Double D said in surprise as he read over the schedule again.

"You think it's typo," Eddy asked looking at the schedule as well, which was a first for even him. Why would Eddy care about a class at all?

"Oh, oh. Maybe we actually get to bite stuff in Biology? Or maybe it's a pun just like this school," Ed answered which the other two look at their dim-witted friend in surprise.

"What do you mean, Ed," Double D asked.

"I mean, didn't you guys see the school's name when we walked in," he asked before reaching into his jacket and pulled out a flashlight, immediately turning it on and putting it directly near his chin to have a ghostly vibe to his appearance. "It said "Monster High," he said with a booming, spooky voice which bats screeched, werewolves howl in the distance, an organ playing creepy notes and lightening flashing through the windows on the ceiling. Which scared the shorter two Eds in surprise.

"Okay, where did that lightning come from," Eddy said grabbing onto Double D as if his life was at stake.

"Silly, Ed. There aren't any monsters at this school," Double D consulted with his friend to reason with him.

"But, Double D-," Ed said back as he wanted to show friends what he meant until Double D stopped him.

"No buts, Ed. Now come along, gentlemen. We have a class to attend," Double D instructed as Eddy followed suit with Ed taking up the rear.

"Eddy, remind me to take away his comic books," Double D whispered behind him, away from Ed.

"You got it, sockhead," Eddy agreed with hesitation, thinking that Ed's imagination has finally got the better of him.

"But don't worry, big guy. You might meet someone who also shares your love for comics," Eddy smiled to make Ed smile.

"Really, Eddy," Ed asked as he stared off into space for a brief moment as he couldn't hold in his excitement.

"Cool," Ed smiled at the thought of meeting a new friend who shares his interest in comic books.

"You're an animal, Ed," Eddy just smiled at the big lummox.

"Yes, I am," Ed said back without thinking as the trio came to their appointed class.

"My my. Intriguing," Edd said with a smile as he saw the sheer size of the room and the various chemicals lined up at the base of the classroom as if it was a university room. Since the bell rang as the Eds came through the door last, everyone eyes were on them. The boys felt a little uncomfortable being the center of attention, but they knew something was off about their classmates and teacher. But they were quickly thrown into spotlight when the teacher called them down to his desk.

"Welcome to Bite-logy, norms. I hope you can survive the experience in MY class," the hooded ogre with a scar on his cheek which made the boys wince in fear, excluding Ed who fascinated by his appearance.

"Uh...Hello, sir. Are you the professor of this class," Edd said with a stutter.

"Oy, I am. What's it to you, lads," he said poking at Edd's shirt in threatening manner, as if they were trespassing. Some of the students thought that was a bit excessive, but then again most of them weren't fond to see these three in their school, much less their classroom.

"We're your new students, man," Eddy complained as this guy already was getting on his nerves and he didn't even say a word until now.

"Really? Well, Bloodghoul did tell we would be getting some new faces. Alright, then. Introduce yourselves, fresh meat," the man said with authority.

"Oh, oh. Is this a game," Ed asked out loud, which made everyone raise a brow at his random question.

"Easy, monobrow. We are trying to make a good impression here. Besides, we want to rule this school before long. So don't embarrass us," Eddy whispered into the big lug's ear. With that observation delivered, Ed stood straight up at attention to make the other classmates think he had a brain for once and Eddy quickly cleared his throat...

"What's up, everybody. My name is Eddy," the short one said with a serious smile.

"Greetings, my name is Edd, but with two D's," the middle one said with a shy wave.

"And I'm Ed. But with just a D behind the E," the tall one said with a wide grin, causing his friends slightly face palm but it made a few of the ghouls in class giggle at Ed's outburst.

"Alrighty, then. Pick your seats, so class can begin already," the teacher commanded in which the boys quickly ran up the steps to a vacant set of seats just for the three of them. The only problem was that they were in the middle of everyone, so every student around could see them.

"Don't mind, Mr. Rotter. He can be a bit high strung sometimes around new faces," a voice said from behind Double D, which made him relax silently. He wanted to turn and greet the mysterious feminine voice, but he thought turning around now might get him and his friends in trouble.

"Thanks for the tip, fellow student," Double D responded as the owner of that voice slightly giggled at his politeness.

"I'll say. He looks like he doesn't get out much or better yet, he looks like someone who blames everyone else for his problems," Eddy commented in agreement.

"That's a good observation, Eddy," Double D commented as Eddy just shrugged his shoulder. He didn't care in the slightest and just propped his feet onto the table as he leaned back in his chair. While Double D paid attention to the lesson and Eddy was taking a snooze, Ed was looking and paying attention to all the students. He was mentally geeking out of all his classmates.

"Oh, so many monsters. Let's see a spider, werecat, twin werecats, a vampire, a plant monster, a spider, moth and so many more. Oh, cool, a ghost. Oh, wait, is that zombie," Ed smiled in his head.

...After Class...

"Well, that wasn't so bad," Eddy said to his friend beside him.

"What are you talking about? You were asleep for most of the period," Double D argued back in defiance to Ed's claim.

"Yeah, but check out what I made before we left," Eddy said, pulling out a notebook and pointing to a recently written page. It was a picture of Eddy doing whack-a-mole with a mallet on Mr. Rotter (who apparently, was the mole). You could the well illustrated smile Eddy was sporting as the stars were swirling around the ogre's dazed head.

"Eddy! He's the teacher," Double D argued back with a glare.

"And you wouldn't have done the same thing. That guy was a jerk with a capital "J-E-R-K" that should be stamped on his forehead," Eddy said in conclusion that made Double D look at his friend with a grin.

"But it doesn't mean you have to be one too, you know," Double D said back which made Eddy sport an irritated face with a groan until he realized something.

"Uhm, Double D? Where's Ed," Eddy asked his sock-headed friend where their third party member is, in which he was just as confused as Eddy.

"Uh, oh," they said unison as they eyed the classroom that they just exited.

...Back Inside The Classroom...

Apparently, Ed was busy taking notes about how many monster types he can point out while being at this school, when he noticed his friends were missing, he got up to go and find them. Until he gets stopped by another group of students. An all ghoul group of students.

"Hi, my name is Ed," Ed introduced himself with his trademark grin.

Apparently, he got stopped by none other than Toralei and the twins and they looked quite surprised (and disgusted) to see him (or his kind) here in school.

"So, judging by the way you look, you're a normie, huh," Toralei asked in a tone as if she didn't care. "Why are you and your dim-witted friends here? Trying to make a first impression that says, "we should be friends?"

"I don't know. I'm just Ed. And Ed doesn't like cats...not ever since I had to live with my aunt for a summer," Ed politely commented which made the cats get mad. "They make me sneeze and scratch my skin when I try to pet it every time."

"You gonna pay for that wise crack, normie," Toralei said in fury as she tried swiping her manicured nails across Ed's face, but the brute of the Eds simply grabbed her wrist before she could make contact, shocking everyone.

"Bad kitty," Ed said as he threw her over his shoulder and onto the ground that made her groan in pain as he threw her back into Purrsephone and Meowlody which made all three of them go to the floor like dominoes.

"Don't mess with the Eds, kitty," Ed said in angry tone that made all cats scamper onto their feet and run for the door before the inhuman normie actually beats them up.

Once they were gone, everyone who just witnessed the scene was actually quite surprised at what transpired. Even for better or worse, Spectra Vondergeist was holding up her iCoffin and recorded the whole thing like that. And the best part was she could probably make another story about this before the next school break.

"Now, THAT was clawesome," the vampire from before said while giving the big lug a hug.

"Dracula," Ed said in shock, but the pink skinned vampire waved him off.

"No, Ed. I'm Draculaura. Dracula's my dad," she explained as Ed kept trying to remember all this new information he was being given by the ghouls since he has been learning everything about monsters from comics and monster movies. Then, he noticed Frankie approaching.

"Frankenstein," Ed said pointing at Frankie in surprise at the familiar green skin and stitches from his monster movie collections.

"No, Ed. I'm Frankie. That's my dad you're referring to," Frankie explained while patting the big guy on the head for his obliviousness.

"Good job, big guy...and before you say, "Wolfman. That's my dad also," the werewolf said as she came down next to greet herself.

"Oh. Uhh...What did Ed do," Ed asked as every ghoul around him laughed at his humble and (possibly forgetful) tone.

"You knocked Toralei and her kitties down a peg...with one hand...literally," the werewolf said with a smile. Anyone, who can take on Toralei like that is okay in my book."

Everyone was actually surprise to see that the big guy was quite okay to be around, despite his intelligence bordering his attention span. However, with Ed's height allowing him to see over the heads of the ghouls, despite the stairs that elevated them, he was able to see his favorite monster actually walking up to the group, something that made stars grow into his eyes.

"ZOMBIE," Ed shouted bee-ling straight through the ghouls at a whooshing speed, that nearly made the ones' wearing skirts (namely Clawdeen) go up but not too high above the knees as he nearly tackles Ghoulia to the ground as if she was his baby sister or a chicken, effectively surprising her with a slight blush on her face.

"Wow. I never thought that this normie was a monster fan," Draculaura said as Ghoulia continued to moan in surprise about what is going on right now and why does she have a new "normie" accessory suddenly added onto her like an anchor.

"I never expected him to be a Ghoulia fan," Frankie said as Ghoulia loved the appreciation and attention, but Ed was literally crushing her like a mini-car crusher.

"Hey, Ed. Could you let her go, she looks like she turning just as blue as her skin," the werewolf asked politely, in which the big lug simply nodded his head and let the zombie fall to ground, stunned. At least, she found a normie who actually paid attention to her. Everything was going good for Ed until the scene of peaceful greeting hits a speed bump.

"Edward! What are you doing," Double D asked noticing all the girls (ignoring the monster features) around Ed and the one that was on the ground.

"Hi, guys," Ed said with a smile as Double D's eyebrow twitched. He quickly marched over to the lumbering giant and pushed him towards Eddy while he tried to talk to the ghouls, that is if they don't hurt any of them.

"We're sorry, fellow female classmates, but we're new here and if our friend has done anything to hurt you in anyway, then he'll be disciplined accordingly," Double D said with a sincere tone while bowing his head at Clawdeen.

"You're joking, right? You guys just missed it. Your friend just made my day," Clawdeen said with a giggling laughter.

"What," the two shorter Eds asked out loud as Ed just grinned in satisfactory.

"Yeah, mate. He really scared off one of the troublemakers in our class. Standing up to her like a hero. It was amazing," the female sea monster said coming up from her seat.

"So, Ed here did you girls a favor...and we missed it," Eddy said in surprise as he didn't see Ed make a scene worth watching and not worth interrupting.

"Not for long, if Spectra was here and I know she was, then you guys will see it later on the Ghostly Gossip," Clawdeen said as she centered herself in front of the trio of new students.

"Anyway, allow me to introduce ourselves. I'm Clawdeen Wolf. And these are my ghoulfriends; Frankie Stein, Draculaura, Lagoona Blue, and Ghoulia Yelps," the werewolf introduced as the girls waved at the boys which made them a bit uneasy.

"Hey, guys. They're all off-springs of all the famous monsters I've learned about," Ed explained as Double D shook his head in disappointment.

"Dearest Ed, we've talked about this before. There are no monsters here," Double D finalized not convinced about the situation they were in the middle of.

"No, he's telling the truth. In fact, he knew who our fathers way before we even said our names," Frankie answered back which stunned Eddy and Double D.

"Oh, great. We're enrolled in the one place in the whole world that "Monobrow" here would feel like the smartest person in all Peach Creek. A monster high school," Eddy summarized as Double just face palmed his forehead, although at least, Ed would actually focus on studying now that he's in a place that suits his interests.

"I'll say. And since that you guys are new here and you made me smile, how about you join us at lunch later," Clawdeen asked nicely surprised all three Eds, despite Double D and Eddy giving themselves some doubtful thoughts on the offer. But Ed immediately changed the atmosphere with an answer of his own.

"Uh...Clawsome," Ed said in surprise at the offer.

"Yeah. What he said," Eddy said pointing to his hulking companion as the ghouls smiled in the big guy's answer. He seems to be the most straight-forward of his friends because he doesn't think to much.

"Anyway, catch you boys at lunch," Clawdeen said as she lead the group of ghouls out of the class while passing by the Eds on the way out. Frankie sported a shy smile and waved weakly at Double D as if she didn't know how to talk to the cul-de-sac genius while Ghoulia wanted to get Ed's attention, but since he had a clueless, spaced-out look on his face, she decided against it.

"You know what? I think I'm gonna like this school," Eddy declared with a smirk.

"I doubt it, Eddy. You can't just like something just after one good thing happens to you," Double D commented

"Ed miss zombie, guys," Ed said meekly, but the others weren't paying attention.

"Whatever, Monobrow. Anyway, sockhead, where is our next class," Eddy asked while Double D checked the schedule.

"Physical Deaducation," Double D said bluntly which made the others look at him with confused looks.

"Why do I have the feeling that's NOT a pun worth laughing at," Eddy gulped as Ed stood steadfast.

"We can do it, guys. After all we are the League of Super Eds, ready to take on anything this school can throw at us. Nothing can stop us if we can stick together," Ed declared as the others were just shocked at Ed's enlightening speech.

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Ed. Let's do this," Eddy chimed in ready to step up to the challenge.

"Good lord, give us strength," Double D prayed as he followed his friends out the room.

"Okay, boys. Let's see what this school can do for us...," Eddy began running ahead as Ed followed behind with Double D taking up the rear in their trademark running fashion.

"...and in exchange, what WE can do for THIS school," Double D said in his head as Spectra was peeking her head out of the ceiling, silently recording the boys with her iCoffin as they ran down the hall. She was going to make a story about these guys yet.

So...what do you think?