A/N: Hello, everybody! It's King Goody Two-Shoes here and I just wanted to let you know that I'm not dead! Yet. Anyway, there aren't many Ridonculous Race stories out there so I decided to make my own where my oc, Zane Blackwood, teams up with his cousin Sky (from Pahkitew Island) in the Ridonculous Race in order for a chance to win the million (Even though she won it in one of the endings). But before I go on with the race here are some facts on him:

Name: Zane Blackwood

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Height: Slightly taller than Noah

Personality: Clever, Mischievous, Comedic, Kinda Sarcastic, Heroic, Aggressive when necessary.

Race: African-Canadian-American (He was born in New Jersey)

Looks: Neat onyx-colored spiky hair, light brown skin, black eyes, well-rounded body, sharp chin.

Outfit: Black and blue jacket, blue jeans, gloves, and sneakers.

Pajamas: Navy blue short-sleeve t-shirt, sweat pants,

Bathing Suit: Blue swimming trunks.

I know it's sort of an AU to Sky's family and it sounds like they're not related at all, but hey! It's fanfic, it's supposed to not make sense... in a way. Anywho that was just some info for my oc. Also I'll combine the first two episodes of the Ridonculous Race just for kicks and giggles. Now enough of that and onto the important stuff like the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama. All rights to Fresh Tv and Cartoon Network. References will be throughout the story.

Ah, Toronto, the capital of North America. The place of which the Albino Panther roams freely through the city. A great place for vacation in order to take some time off with my cousin Sky.

Who is she?

She's just a contestant from Total Drama Pahkitew Island who got into the finals. Crazy reality show hosted by Chris McLean who tortures teenagers for fun. He better be glad I wasn't along for the ride, or else it would've been a NIGHTMARE for him! I'm serious, you cross me the wrong way, I will leave you in a corner crying like a baby. Just look at what I did for two seasons when we were on a rustbucket and island. The good news out of it is that she made some friends along the way, but I can't say the same for Dave. I kinda felt bad for him since his heart broken... twice. But in the end, he was safe until he got attacked by the Scuba Bear when he turned evil.

Yeah... it doesn't look like she left a good taste back then. But enough of her, let's go to me. I'm Zane Blackwood by the way. Ya know, past contestant, Sky's cousin and everything. Sure we might not look like we're related, but appearances aren't everything you know! Just what are her and I doing right here in the capital? Right now, we're just spending some quality time together, getting fresh air, seeing the sights, and-

Okay, fine. That's not what's happening. What's really going on is that we're being forced to compete in the Ridonculous Race. We're labeled as "Acrobats" since you know, we're both athletic, daring, have a load of determination, and some brains too.

Well, at least for me though because Sky was manipulated by Chris at the end of the season just for drama.

Anywho, our (own) parents made us do this since they thought Sky needed a break from athletic training binging in recovering from last season, and for me to break my mischievous yet totally justified acts. Don't look at me like that. It's hard habit to break especially when you've got to let people know not to mess ya! Also, they threatened me with community service until the season was over.

Anyway, the good news is they have a new host named Don who'll leading this show. Thank goodness because I don't think it would be great if me and Chris were in the same space. The confessionals were upgraded to backdrop as the confessional booth. I see they took the suggestion of improving privacy... good choice men.

(Dual Confessional)

Sky: *Smiling* Ever since Pahkitew Island, I'm so excited to back in the race for a chance at the million there's no way we can lose with my cousin Zane to back me up.

Zane: *Smirks* Yeah, I came here for support.

Sky: Thanks.

Zane: *Frowns* I said I came here for support. I'd rather be back at home having fun with my friends.

Sky: *Raises an Eyebrow* And causing trouble on your enemies.

Zane: *Grins* That too. Which why I was threatened with community service until this was over.

Sky: *Unamused Look* You just can't stay out of trouble can you?

Zane: Nope.

Speaking of original contestants, Owen and Noah were back on again. Ever since the first season of Total Drama, they've starred in other reality shows like Meltdown Kitchen and amazingly Fashionista Flip-Flop. Also, the wizard guy Leonard was back on and had his plump girl sidekick (I think) elf with him. Five bucks says they get eliminated first. Also, Geoff brought his friend Brody since his girlfriend Bridgette was busy in Australia. Most of the people competing were around our age, except for Father and Son (Dwayne and Junior) the Daters (Stephanie and Ryan), and the Tennis Guys (Jerry and Pete); those dudes look like they were 80... maybe 60... or 70?

We all walked over to the starting line of the race where Don was standing, "Welcome contestants! This is the starting line for your twenty-six part race around the world. Each part ends at a chill zone. Get there fast because the last team to stand on the 'Carpet of Completion' may be cut from the competition. But the first team to reach our last chill zone will win one million dollars!" We all cheered in response, "Look over here," He gestured to box that looked like him except square, "This is our Ridonculous tip box, also know as 'The Don Box'. Press this button to get your tips that will lead you through the Ridonculous Race around the world. Ready teams? On your marks," We got into race positions, "Get set... RACE!" All of us ran to the first box, but we ran over our host in the process.

Don't worry I'm sure he's fine.

We got to the Don Box just after Geoff and Brody had received the first tip. "Race on foot to the CN Tower to receive the next tip," I read the tip. We took off again and passed the surfers, but we were still behind the Ice Skaters and Father and Son.

"There's the tower!" Junior called out.

"And here's come the competition!" Jacques ran past with his partner as they smiled to the cameras. I have no idea why they're doing that...

Just after that, Dwayne had rolled over a trash can, recovered, but it landed on top of the Ice Skaters. Good news is Sky and I have second place!

We had arrived at the Don Box and received our tip for the next leg, "It's an Either-Or." I frowned, "What's an Either-Or?"

Sky read the rest of it, "We get to choose a challenge. Stairs or Scares. Either take 144 flights of stairs to the top or ride the elevator to get the scare of a lifetime at the skywalk. Let's the scare. It'll be faster." She ran ahead.

"Whatever you say," I shrugged then caught up to her at the elevator where Father and Son had left for some reason. When we arrived we saw the buttons were jammed. "What the...?"

"The elevator's broken," Sky complained.

"So... do we wait or try the stairs?"

"Not too sure. Last time we climbed stairs it ended with you in hospital because your legs feel asleep."

I put a finger on my chin, "I don't remember falling down stairs."

"Yeah... you might've hit your head a few times down. Besides if luck's on our side, this'll be faster."

I rolled my eyes, "Fine, we'll wait." Unfortunately because of this, other teams started to arrive so we had lost our lead. And after a long holdup, the elevator started working. We entered inside where some of the teams entered inside. With an awkward silence, I tried to make a conversation with Kitty, the girl in pigtails.

"So, how's it going with you?"

"Well-" She interrupted when her sister, who I learned was Emma, cleared her throat and glared at me.

I put my hands up in surrender, "Ok, ok. No conversation. Yeesh, what's into her?" I muttered to my cousin who shrugged.

The elevator had reached toward the skywalk where Tom and Jen were standing, "Hold on, I need to make sure my helmet is disinfected before we do this." I looked to the camera with an 'Is he serious?' face.

Sky and I just took a helmet for each of us and saw we were high up. WAY up and didn't help that it was windy either.

"Whoa!" I had wide-eyes, "Looks like Total Drama hasn't changed at all!"

My cousin only sighed in response, "No, they haven't."

"Ah, junk it! Let's do this already." We started to walk across the walk after Best Friends, Tennis Guys, and the Sisters had passed by us.

For some reason, Kitty was recklessly taking selfies with no regard. I know I'm used to danger since I cause mischief, but she's just wanting a death wish, "This is so cool!"

"Focus this is life or death!" Emma called back to her. Uh, that doesn't seem to faze your sister.

"Oh, come on! Look at what we're doing! It's incredible! I feel so al-AH!" Turns out, Kitty had lost her balance along the edge. On instinct, I ran ahead and grabbed her hand before she could fall.

I laughed, "Do you feel alive now?" She laughed nervously and blushed a little. It was cute. Uh, ignore that last statement.

"What's cute?"

Wait, I said that out loud?! Whoops...

It was my turn to laugh nervously, "Heh, heh, nothing." She left me letting give a sigh of relief. Sky, who had caught to up to me, looked at me strangely, "What?"

(Dual Confessional)

Sky: You seemed really concerned for her back there.

Zane: *Shrugs and Smiles* Well, yeah. I don't want anyone to die in this show.

Sky: *Not convinced* Uh-huh.

Zane: *Frowns* N-no, I'm serious. It's very wrong to see someone plummet to their death. *Still gets an unimpressed look from her* I'm not lying.

After we finished the skywalk (no pun intended), we caught to a few of the teams and received our next tip which was riding down a zip line over Lake Ontario. Hmm... that sounds like fun.

"Zipline? I've always wanted to do that!" A blond girl, whose name was Carrie, exclaimed.

"Zipline? I've never wanted to do that!" One of the tennis guys complained.

"Eh, I don't care. I've always done dangerous stuff like this," I shrugged for umpteenth time that day.

Sky and I took the zipline down ahead of Best Friends, Carrie and Devin, and grabbed the tip. We bounced off the pads at the bottom and my cousin read the tip, "Take the first flight to Morocco."

"Come on let's go!" We ran to the book ourselves on the first flight. But where was this race really gonna take us? That's a question that we may not know.

A/N: Time for part two of the Ridonculous Race!

You know how when you're on a plane and use the time of the trip to do whatever you want? Well, that seemed like a good choice for Sky and I to decide what to do. Our flight to Morocco was a good time for rest and relaxation. Of course it was kinda hard to do that if you were right next or behind Owen. who was eating sandwiches and chocolate chip cookies loudly. I'm more impressed he isn't screaming while on the plane.

"That was delicious! Can I have another batch?" He asked the flight attendant. Seriously, it's amazing that he can just about anything and everything.

"That was our last batch sir," She replied, "You pretty much ate all of the snacks." The attendant left the aisle.

"NO!" Owen screamed in terror then he calmed down for second until he hugged his teddy bear (which he had for some reason) and turned back to us, "It's okay though. I have Beary to keep me company," He chuckled, "Get it? Beary?"

"Yes..." Sky nervously smiled while Noah rolled his eyes.

"I used to be afraid of planes. Now with him along, I don't need worry about my fear of flying," He held the bear to his face, "Isn't that right Beary? Oh no you don't Owen. You have my company to keep you calm!" He imitated a toy voice at the last part. Sky and I glanced at each other for a moment.

"Attention all passengers, we're now beginning our descent to Morocco. Please wear your seatbelts and as we exit, leave in a calm and orderly fashion," The pilot announced over the loudspeaker. As the plane finally landed, and we left, it was more of a stampeding herd of bulls. Needless to say we made him angry, "I said ORDERLY! Ugh, nevermind."

All of us on the first flight ran to the Don Box for the tip to receive our next tip.

"The spice is right. It's an All-In!" Jacques announced.

Sky read the second part, "An All-In requires both teammates to participate in the challenge. Make your way to Yosef's Spice Kiosk and choose five different spices- ideally cumin, cinnamon, paprika, saffron and ginger to receive your next travel tip."

I read the last part, "Warning: some spices are so blistering hot it'll make you wish you'd never been born. Good luck..." We ran over to catch a taxi along with the other teams. After a short ride, we had arrived after some teams made their stop at the kiosk.

"These aren't labeled!" One of the Police Cadets, MacArthur, complained, "Why aren't they labeled?"

"It's this one!" Carrie pointed to one of the spices, "This is cinnamon, this is cinnamon!" Personally, I didn't care what spices they threw at us. I could breeze through it easily.

Some of the teams got their spices ready, but the reason we were held up is because I was choosing the spices. Don't judge me, I like spicy things! The good news is, we weren't in last. In fact, Father, Son, and The Reality Tv Pros had just arrived.

"Come on, Zane. Hurry up! The other teams are ahead!" Sky gestured to the other who were far away.

"Ah, forget it. Just give us any spice," I told Yosef. He gave us random flavors of spices and loaded it into a bag with the next travel tip, "Here we go. Ride across the desert to the restaurant on your camel." We looked to the herd of camels that were swarming with flies, "Well, that's one ride we'll never forget... no matter how hard we try."

"WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME?! AAAAAHHHHH!" Owen seemed to have a panic attack on choosing the spices and ran away.

"I worry for him sometimes," Sky said.

"Don't we all?" I replied. We would've helped him if we could, but Sky and I had lost time so we took a camel and rode across the desert. Shortly after, Owen, Noah, Dwayne, and Junior had caught up to us. I'll take everyone's word and looks of it to say that Morocco is HOT. Seriously, everyone was laying on their camels and even they were getting exhausted.

Noah had caught up to us and asked me or more like groaned, "How come you're not affected by the heat?"

I shrugged, "It's in my life blood. Except for when I'm in a steamed room..."

After a short trip we had arrived by our next stop. Sky and I jumped off our camels and read the next tip, "It's a Botch-or-Watch: Just Stew It. Hand your spices to the chef so he can add it to a bowl of to a Moroccan stew which one of you must eat."

I smiled, "I got-"

"Are you sure you want to do this?" She stopped me before I could say 'Yes', "You know what happens when you eat spicy food."

I frowned at her, "Oh come on. It was just the one time I wrecked the house."

(Dual Confessional)

Zane: *Grinning* The reason I took so long on those spices is because I wanted the hottest ones they offered. I don't know, I can take about any heat you can throw at me.

Sky: Not only that, but he gets very hyper when he eats anything spicy. Seriously, I've seen him drink an entire bottle of hot sauce, eat a ghost pepper whole in one bite, and he destroyed our house in half an hour. I don't know how he does it.

Zane: *Shrugs* It's probably just in my life blood. I heard that I came from a long line of people who can handle all the spices of the world and- *Frowns* you don't care do you?

Don: *From the camera* Absolutely not.

"When you finish your stew, race as fast as you can through desert through the chill zone because the last team to meet Don will be cut from the race," Sky read.

"Okay, let's Stew this!" She shot me an unamused look, "Sorry, some habits are hard to break." My cousin handed the chef our spices and started making the stew. After a bit of a wait, he was ready. As soon as she started eating, the other teams started to arrive. But what caught my attention was that Owen's face was tomato red from the stew.

"Yeesh, what's up dude?" I questioned his condition.

Owen breathed heavily, "NEED. WATER!" He immediately ran over to his camel and actually (and I'm a thousand percent serious) drank its spit. Man, he really can eat and drink just about everything! I'm both impressed and a little disturbed.

Chet, on the other hand, gagged making Lorenzo glare at him, "Do not spit that out Chet or we'll lose!" It's kinda hard NOT to puke that up after seeing someone drink saliva unless you're me. Because I've seen crazy junk through the years, "Swallow! Do it! DO IT!"

Amazingly, he did so but something that affected the others, "My barf is actually less spicy than the stew!" Well, that's something you don't hear said too often.

In response, Crimson, Spud, Emma, Sky, and Mickey gagged. I laughed and pointed at Emma though because... well... she's not exactly the greatest person to hang with.

I regretted that because she was able to swallow back down her puke (for a moment) and glared at me, "If I throw up, it's going to be all over you!" I gave wide-eyes back in response.

(Confessional: Desert)

Zane: *Frightened face* I'm usually not fazed by other people's threats, but her eyes man. Her eyes! It's like staring at serial killer with a chainsaw about to slice you open!

After that sentence, I wasted no more time and told my cousin to swallow her barf and chug down the stew, "Quick! Swallow and chug before she really does puke on me!" Sky was able to do so which probably is harder than it looks. We took into the desert and left the other teams in the dust.

After a long time of running, we had finally reached the chill zone. "Congratulations, Acrobats! You come in 4th place."

"Yeah!" Sky and I high-fived each other.

"Wait a minute," I stopped and gave him a strange look, "Acrobats? We never agreed to that name."

Don shrugged, "Well, we were gonna call you 'Athletes', but... it just didn't sound right," We gave him unamused looks.

(Dual Confessional)

Zane: *Smiles*Other than our label, 4th place. It's not so bad for returning on a dangerous reality show, huh Sky?

Sky: Yeah, but we can do better that. We have to keep on eye on the other teams to see what their motivation is.

Zane: Ah, don't worry about them Sky. All we need to do is keep our eyes on the prize. Besides, what's the worse that can happen?

*Awkward Silence*

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Zane: See? Nothing.

*Oh, finally.*

"You have to start doing more!" Emma's voice had caught my attention.

"I would love to do more if you let me. Please!" Kitty's voice followed.

"I'll tell you when you can do more, 'Kay? I will tell you!" Oh brother. Better go settle this.

I cleared my throat got them facing me, "Is there anything wrong here ladies?"

Emma scoffed, "And why would you care?"

"Because I actually treat people human. Not like an animal. Besides, what did she do? Slow you down?"

"No..."

"Get distracted?"

"No..."

"Cause a chain reaction of events that backfired?"

"No..."

I smiled, "Case closed-"

"Case open!" She interjected making me sigh and roll my eyes, "There maybe no connection, but... you see... I... UGH!" She stormed off.

"Not very convincing Mia Fey!" I called back to her then laughed.

"So..." I turned to Kitty who was a little sheepish, "Um... thanks for... standing up for me." Weird, I've known her for an episode and usually she's cheerful, social, and takes selfies. I haven't seen the shy part of her which is new.

I chuckled, "Well, what was I supposed to do? Stand around and watch you get run over? Besides you're pretty... cool!" I saved myself from embarrassment again, "Pretty cool! I mean, it's not like uh..." We were both staring each other awkwardly for a long time, "I'm just gonna go."

Don called mockingly, "Very smooth Russell."

I glared at him, "Oh, shut up Kevin."

A/N: Well, that's the end of the two part episode of the race And it looks like Zane's crushing over Kitty.

Zane: I am not!

Whatever you say Russell. What more obstacles await for Zane and Sky as they traverse through the competition? Found out next time on... The Ridonculous Race!

Don: Hey, that's my line!