From Chapter 60 of Wally and Dick's Text Messages…


W: I am never gardening with you again

In all fairness, it wasn't either teens' idea. They'd pretty much been bullied into it by Aunt Iris, who had kicked them out of Wally's room. Dick and him had been playing Call of Duty for going on….7 hours?

Sure, it was nice outside. But it was also nice inside. You know, where there was air conditioning?

This, apparently, was beside the point.

First there was the sunscreen incident, where Wally basically took aim, and Dick unwittingly found out exactly how bad SPF 30 sunscreen tastes. Then there was the very mature argument over the garden gloves in which Iris had to settle… And it continued.

Dick found a ladybug, which sent Wally into hysterics regarding some nonsense about wisdom teeth.

Wally got a mouth full of potting soil.

Several unfortunate worms were used as projectiles.

Someone might have dumped the watering can onto the other's head.

Resulting in the garden hose being set to power-wash.

"Wally," Iris called out to her nephew; she'd been having a field day and was exhausted. "Would you grab that little hoe?"

Dick yelped as he was suddenly grabbed from behind and supersped next to Iris.

"WALLY!"

D: Likewise


Look at me, being productive!

Anyone get the reference to 'The Trouble With Wisdom Teeth?'

:D

*insert something witty and endearing* sorry I'm too tired to think