So my request for a Space Invaders category got in. Heck yes. Time to write a Space Invaders trollfic.

The spaceship flew through the stars. It activated the three shields it knew so well- after all, the alien menace was coming.

The waves and waves of aliens began descending upon the tiny spaceship. It fired at them, but each wave it killed, three came in their place, progressively getting faster and more dangerous.

The shields were breaking. The spaceship knew it was seeing its last wave of aliens, wishing there was a way out, when the unthinkable happened.

The aliens realized that this one spaceship wasn't worth it. They flew past him to the Earth.

The spaceship lamented. Its wish had been granted- at a price. The Earth itself.

The spaceship flew off into the distance. If it could cry, it would. It wondered why it had been so foolish.

And then suddenly, it hit him.

If he slingshotted around the sun, he could gain enough speed to travel back in time. He built up speed, approaching at its fastest... And was hit and destroyed by an asteroid.

THE END