Here goes! SAITAMA-$-GOKU. Reviews please.

Disclaimer: I do not own one punch man or dragon ball z

"Oi Genos, come quick!" Saitama had switched on the T.V and had tuned into an anime channel. He was completely tired of watching all the same old dull movies that aired and, after Genos' insistence, he decided to give Dragon Ball Z a try.

Genos rushed into the room, tearing away his cooking apron. "What is it sensei? Is there a monster attacking a city?"

"Take a look at this fight! There's some golden-haired guy fighting a white monster. This animation is so cool." Saitama was sprawled on the couch, eyes glued to the TV as he picked his nose

"Oh! So sensei has decided to give my suggestion a try. I am proud to be of your service!"

"Never mind that! Look, they are actually flying!" Saitama wondered if he could fly. He never did give it a shot. "I want to fight that guy. He looks strong."

The truth was, even after fighting Boros and Garou and that sassy esper Tatsumaki, Saitama never really considered them to be a challenge. But they at least got his hopes up—a tiny bit. He hadn't even used a percent of his power against them and yet it proved too much for them. He was constantly searching for a challenge and all he got to do these days was watch T.V, eat and sleep. No monsters attacked, no humans needed to be saved and battles that ended in one punch were no longer seen.

Genos knew that Saitama sensei was disappointed. 'Even Tatsumaki wasn't anywhere near enough for sensei. It is time I, as his disciple, help sensei get his fight'. He spoke out. "Sensei, there is a way to fight that golden-haired person."

Saitama turned to stare at him. "Genos, are you serious?"

Genos remained silent for a while. "Absolutely, Saitama sensei…"

"Do you know where he lives? Why did you not tell me before? Let's go! Lead the way." Saitama said as he searched frantically for his Hero outfit, the yellow strait-jacket.

"Sensei, the thing is… he does not live on this earth. He is from another universe which contains another earth and to get there, you need to travel faster than light to rip the space-time barrier of this universe and reach a portal that takes you to another, and—"

"NOT MORE THAN 20 WORDS YOU IDIOT!"

"Forgive me sensei! I forgot the golden rule. I am ashamed of myself." Genos bowed in forgiveness.

Saitama scratched his head, 'what am I going to do with this guy?'"It's okay Genos. Now tell me, how can I get to him? Make it short!"

"Yes sensei! To go to his universe you need to travel faster than light."

"Huh? Faster than… light?"

"Yes Saitama sensei, faster than light. That means you have to travel faster than 3*10^8 meters per second. And I believe that it is very easy for sensei."

"Genos… what in the world are you blabbering about?"Saitama just wasn't that much into physics and all that genos said floated right past his head.

Genos thought of a way to make Sensei understand easily. "Sensei, can you reach the sun within eight minutes?"

"Oh yeah, I can do it in seconds."

As nonchalant as Saitama was when he answered, Genos was completely overwhelmed. 'Did this man say SECONDS? So all this while fighting all those monstrous people, was he not even trying?' But he believed every word. He looked at him; he was just standing there with an expressionless face.'Sensei is not joking. The power within him…' He had a shiver in his metal spine. Even thinking about Saitama's power gave him goosebumps.

"Oi, Genos, are you alright? You are looking at me funny."

Genos broke from his trance. "Sensei, it is more than enough if you run that fast. All sensei has to do is reach the sun within eight minutes…" 'And then he will be able to rip the space-time continuum hence making it to another universe before he reaches the sun,' he thought to himself and looked around for his master, but Saitama was nowhere to be seen. 'He's gone already! Where is he?'

"Genos!"

Genos looked towards the sound of that voice. "Sensei! What are you doing on that building?"

"I'll be back for next week's sales! Keep training hard!" Saitama knelt, with his eyes on the sun, he got ready to jump. "And take care of my house! Do not allow King to take my games! Serious Series: Serious jump!" He leapt into the vast vacuum of space, the force shattered the earth's surface. Saitama had put a hole on the earth

"Shit! My home!" Saitama bellowed before disappearing.

"He's gone!" Genos could not believe how casually Saitama had left. He saw a speck in the sky before it disappeared. "I hope you get your fight, but I guess…" He smiled under his breath.

"You are way too strong… Saitama sensei."

hey guys, just re-posting this chapter (updated). Special thanks to Primal Arc for beta-reading all the chapters and helping me out! I'll be re-posting all the other chapters too. Sorry for the wait guys, i'll soon continue the story!