Everybody Loves Raymond

Season 10, Episode 4

Unexpected Company

Written by: Dylan

It was a quiet evening at the Barone house and Ray was finally getting to enjoy watching some football.

"Oh boy I sure do love Football, I'm gonna sit here all day and watch every game that comes on!"

Just then the doorbell rang

"Hey Harley! Could ya get the door!?"

Harley backflipped through the living room "Sure thing Mistah Ray!"

She opened the door and saw a red haired high school girl with baggy pants.

The girl jumped over Harley's head and pulled out what looked like a Hairdryer and pointed it at Ray.

"WOAH WOAH WHAT ARE YA DOIN? I'M JUST WATCHIN FOOTBALL"

Harley didn't take kindly to someone threatening Ray

"You wait justa minute! Don't you be pointin that thing at Mistah Ray! I'll have ta teach you a lesson"

The girl finally spoke:
"The name's Kim, I'm here on a mission to find an important microchip that was stolen from my friend, Wade. Without that information the world could fall into complete chaos and especially if it got into the wrong hands. My device is saying that this man has it. Now fork it over!"

Harley brought out her trusty ball bat and started swinging. Kim was very agile and able to dodge Harley's bat. She then began throwing kicks at Harley, all of which missed.

"You're pretty good" said Kim

"Back 'atcha, Red" replied Harley

Ray didn't pay any attention to the fight, as if it wasn't happening at all.

As the two fought they were turning over pieces of furniture and destroying the house. They even flipped the couch over that Ray was sitting on.

"LADIES PLEASE CAN WE GET THIS OUTTA THE HOUSE, I'M TRYIN' TO FINISH THIS FOOTBALL GAME WAIT WOAH TOUCHDOWN! ROBERT OWES ME TWENTY BUCKS!"

Suddenly the door flew open. It was Ray's brother, Robert!

"WELL WELL IT NEVER ENDS FOR RAYMOND, YOU WON THE BIG BET RAY. ARE YOU HAPPY? Wait...what's...what's goin' on in here?"

"Who's the gorilla dude?" Asked Kim

Robert made an angry face and started blinking rapidly (as he always does when he's mad)

"EXCUSE ME? GORILLA? DON'T YOU HAVE A COLORING BOOK TO GO DO LITTLE GIRL?"

"Oooooo Kimmy's not gonna like that" Harley said as she put her hand over her face.

Kim then flew across the room and kicked Robert in the face. Robert went tumbling down and landed on top of Ray

The impact of Robert's enormous head landing on Ray's stomach caused Ray to cough up the microchip that Kim had been searching for!

"My microchip! Why did you eat it?" Kim asked

Ray replied "Microchip? I thought it was one of those burnt potato chips!"