Yes, you saw it right! This is a crazy reversal AU where all order as we know it has been turned upside down. All Marines are pirates, and all pirates are Marines. What kind of chaos will this bring? This fic is intended to be a drabble series to explore exactly that. So I hope you enjoy!

Reporting a serious matter

A Marine officer burst into the Fleet Admiral's office in great frenzy.

"S-Sir! We have received reports from the New World! Two of the Y-Yonko – The Fist and The Buddha are about to meet…" he trailed off as he took in the state of the room. The very empty state of the room.

Captain Buggy of Marine Headquarters clutched at his head in horror. "He's not here!"

Meanwhile, Fleet Admiral Silvers Rayleigh chuckled as he wandered carelessly around the lawless areas of Sabaody, a bottle of sake in hand.

Reporting a serious matter: Take 2

"Oi you flashy redhead Admiral! We have received reports…!" Trails off. "ARGH! He's not here either!"

Vice Admiral Benn Beckman entered the office just as the neurotic clown Captain dashed out of it cursing up a blue streak. It said something of the usual state of affairs that he did nothing more than raise an eyebrow at the sight.

Striding into the room, he headed unerringly for the far-end cabinet and pulled it open, managing to look both amused and exasperated at the same time.

Marine Admiral Shanks, alias Akagami, grinned sheepishly at his best friend and right-hand man. "Rum?" he offered.

Reporting a serious matter: Take 3

"Admiral, sir! We have reports that The Fist and The Buddha are meeting!"

The man being addressed took a nonchalant swig of sake. "Gurararara! Knowing that bastard Garp, he's just off to bother Sengoku for no reason."

Captain Buggy was close to pulling his hair out. "But Admiral Shirohige, sir! The Yonko are meeting…"

"Gurararara!"

Meanwhile, on a certain ship in the New World

"Bwahahaha!"

"Hahahaha! This is good rum, Garp!"

"You've brought some good stuff yourself, Roger!"

"Isn't it! My boy brought it back from West Blue for me!"

"Oh, that red-haired brat? He has better taste than I thought! Bwahahahaha!"

Sengoku pinched the bridge of his nose tiredly. "Garp…" he intoned darkly. "While I am willing to overlook your utter insistence of fraternizing with the enemy, do you have to do it on my ship?"

"But Senny…" Yonko Garp the Fist pouted. Vice Admiral Roger pouted as well. Sengoku threw his hands up in despair.

The second-in-command of the Sengoku Pirates shot a half-sympathetic, half-amused glance at her captain as he stalked past. "You'd think you'd be used to them after all this time," Tsuru said with a wry smile.

Sengoku just sighed and retired to his cabin.

But not before taking the box of okaki Garp had brought as a peace offering with him. He supposed some things could be overlooked.

And that's the first drabble! I definitely had fun writing this, somehow the scenarios just fit so well. I'll be updating this sporadically whenever I get inspiration, so stay tuned or every suggest some things you'd like to see! Till next time!