In a space of pure blinding-white, an ombré yellow word with pink outlines fell out of the sky. Chibi. It was followed by a pink Scatter-symbol with blue outlines falling to the Chibi's side. Finally, a big white RWBBY with blue outlines landed right on top of the Chibi.
Team RWB(B)Y popped up all around the words and symbol. Ruby waved from next to Scatter, Weiss stood on top of Scatter, Blake rested her head on her hands from on top of the WB of RWBBY, and Yang leaned on the Y.
A black bird landed in the Y and changed into Rhea in a puff of feathers, and she crossed her arms and smirked as she sat there.
"RWBBY CHIBI!"
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Rhea screamed and ran as Blake chased her across a light-grey oblivion.
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A raven sat on a branch in Beacon's courtyard, minding its own business and not noticing a certain black-wearing member of Team RWBBY sitting on the branch above it, licking her lips and ready to pounce.
Suddenly, Blake leapt down, grabbed the raven, and stuffed it into her mouth as the bird shrieked and some feather poofed before it vanished into Blake's mouth, giving her chipmunk-cheeks.
"Hey, Blake!" Yang walked up to the tree, placing her hands on her hips and frowning. "Have you seen Rhea? She was just here a second ago." Blake's eyes widened, then she spat out the raven as it turned into a disgusted Rhea in mid-air, the girl crashing into the tree before falling into a bush below.
Rhea popped out of the bush, covered in saliva and leaves, deadpanning with her right eye twitching as Blake and Yang stared at her in dismay and horror. The girl slowly looked up at Blake.
"Run."
With that, Blake leapt out of the tree and fled.
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Neo skipped across a strawberry-pink oblivion.
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Rhea and Yang stood in a dark alleyway, facing Neo with crossed arms.
"So." Rhea began. "You can alter you appearence and look however you want to look?" Neo nodded, giving a light smirk.
"We've got a job for you." Yang continued, holding up some lien. "It will only take a day, and you won't have to fight anyone. You just have to alter your appearance to look like me and walk around with us at Beacon." Neo raised an eyebrow, then she held up a sign.
Why?
"Well..." Yang grinned. "You're going to help us with a little tradition of ours."
Three Yangs stood in Beacon's courtyard, surrounded by a wide-eyed Team RWB(BY), JNPR, and SSSN.
"WHO WANTS TO PLAY THE WHO'S YANG? GAME?!" The three asked in sync, though it seemed as though only two spoke. Ruby's jaw dropped.
"H-how?! HOW?!"
That's when a fourth Yang walked up and placed a hand on her hip, one of the other Yangs snickering as the remaining two stared at the newcomer. The fourth Yang gave a mysterious smirk.
"Is this where the game starts?"
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Rhea and Sun walked across a green oblivion, laughing and unaware of Neptune following them, his Junior Detective mustache on.
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Neptune hid in a bush in Beacon's courtyard, watching Sun and Rhea talking as they stood next to the statue, completely unaware of his presence. Neptune's eyes narrowed, and he began scribbling in his notepad.
"Subjects are talking..." He noted to himself, then he looked up. "Subject A made Subject B laugh. Drawing conclusions... Reporting in to Base." Neptune drew a walkie-talkie from his pocket and raised it. "Command? This is Leviathan, reporting in."
In the Team RWBBY dorm...
"Reading you, Leviathan." Yang responded. "What have you found?"
With Neptune...
"Subjects are on a walk, and they're talking." Neptune reported. "Subject B seems strangely cheerful."
In the Team RWBBY dorm...
"What are they talking about?" Blake asked, revealing that all four of Rhea's teammates were listening. They all say on Blake's bed, Yang sitting on Weiss' with the walkie-talkie.
With Neptune...
"Hmmm..." Neptune listened in. "They're talking about..." Neptune raised an eyebrow. "Huh."
In the Team RWBBY dorm...
"What is it?" Ruby asked anxiously. "Are they dating?! Did they do it?! IS RHEA PREGNANT?!"
Ruby and Yang screamed bloody-murder as Weiss deadpanned and Blake watched with wide eyes.
With Neptune...
"Calm down, Command." Neptune shook his head. "They're just talking about their ships at Beacon. Noting them, now..." Neptune listened carefully. "Yep, yep, yep - What the Hell, Rhea?! - yep, yep, yep - Sun, that is a direct violation of the Bro Code!"
In the Team RWBBY dorm...
"Rhea shipping people is old news." Yang commented, she and Ruby calming. "Have you learned anything new?"
With Sun and Rhea...
"Ready?" Rhea asked, her eyes briefly flitting back to the plastic cup and string lying on the ground and Neptune's 'hiding spot'. Sun nodded excitedly, the two of them smirking before putting on the expressions of casual smiles.
With Neptune...
"Shhh! They're talking about ships they've recently bet on." Neptune listened closely. His eyes slowly widened, his jaw dropping, and his Junior Detective mustache falling from his face. "... The Hell?!"
In the Team RWBBY dorm...
"Neptune?!" Weiss asked worriedly. No response. "Neptune, what is it?!"
With Neptune...
"They... They're talking about ships..." Neptune couldn't think straight. "Rhea has placed money on WhiteRose and Bumblebee, and Sun has placed money on FreezerBurn and Ladybug."
In the Team RWBBY dorm...
Yang's jaw had dropped, Blake's eyes were wide, and Weiss' face was red. Ruby just looked confused.
"Huh?" She asked innocently. Suddenly, the other three screamed in pure horror and disgust.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
With Neptune...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
With Sun and Rhea...
"That was awesome!" Sun laughed, gripping his stomach. Rhea nodded, grinning slyly as the two began walking away. "Seriously though, Arkos and ReNora."
"Don't forget ArcticSea. Or Leviathan..."
"OzGlyn."
"WiseDragon."
"Maybe. RedWolf?"
"Eh. Let's see where it goes."
"Think there's a ship for Ruby and Whitley, yet?"
"It's the internet, there's a ship for everything."
"Especially with this fandom."
"You mean Team FNDM."
"Ever read a list of all the ship names involving Adam?"
"... Don't even get me started on those."
"But-"
"Don't. Even."
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Yang and Raven stood on the opposite ends of an orange oblivion, crossing their arms and scowling as they avoided eye-contact. In the center of the oblivion, Rhea face-palmed and sighed.
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Rhea pounded her head against the wall of a small 3x4x6 foot room that she, Yang, and Raven were locked in. Yang and a Raven stood at opposite sides of the front of the room, their arms crossed and glaring at the floor. Rhea pounded her head in the back corner.
"Let-! Us-! Out-!" Rhea pleaded. "I can't take it, anymore!"
"Sorry, Rhea!" The voice of Ruby shouted from a speaker. "Not until Yang and Raven talk it out!"
"NEVER!" Yang shouted, briefly catching fire. Raven scoffed, rolling her eyes.
"For once, we agree."
"I can't take small spaces!" Rhea shouted. "It's like a cage! I'm... Having... Flashbacks..." Rhea slowly sunk down to the ground, hugging her knees and rocking herself back and forth, her eyes wide.
"Rae?!" Yang asked. Raven raised an eyebrow.
"Hmm?"
"Her, not you!" Yang ran over and kneeled next to Rhea. "What's wrong with her?!"
"She's claustrophobic. She'll get over it."
"I think she's having a heart-attack!"
"She'll be fine. I raised her to withstand anything life could throw at her."
"Even DEATH?!"
"Child's play."
"What flashback could she be having?!"
"It's a long story."
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Adam smirked as he stood over a red oblivion, then drew Wilt and slashed the screen in half.
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The screen flickered and old-timey piano music played, the colors faded, giving off the impression of an old-fashioned film. Adam walked through the forest, smirking as he gazed at the camera, someone turning it to make sure it followed his movements.
"Here in the White Fang, we do not tolerate human oppression of any kind." He announced. "In fact, we encourage all appropriate means of getting revenge on those who do choose to oppress our kind. Here, I am going to describe and demonstrate examples of oppression and appropriate ways to retaliate."
"Hey, Adam~!" A voice shouted. Adam's smirk grew.
"Here comes my assistant." He announced. Rhea walked onscreen, raising an eyebrow as she saw the camera.
"Um..?"
"This is Rhea Branwen, a fairly-good example of an average human." Adam declared. Rhea crossed her arms.
"Average hu-? Adam, what the Hell-?"
The scene cut.
In a forest, Rhea giggled as Adam walked over.
"Hey, Adam~!" She greeted. Adam nodded curtly.
"Rhea."
"Whatcha doin'?"
"The same as you: waiting for Raven to return so we may go on our next job."
"Uh-huh. Interesting."
"... What have you done?"
"Nothing~..!
"Rhea..."
"Sngggh..!" Rhea barely held back a snort of laughter. Adam's left eyebrow twitched.
"Rhea-" Adam's eyes narrowed as Rhea held up a large red square of fabric. "What is that?"
"Oi, Taurus!" Rhea waved the fabric. "Olé!" Adam growled and drew his sword, charging Rhea and swiping it, only for the girl to dodge and wave the red cape. "Olé!" Adam slashed Wilt, and Rhea dodged again. "OLÉ!" Adam snarled and dropped Wilt, lunging at the girl. Rhea smirked and stepped aside, revealing that she had positioned the cape in front of a tree. Adam hit the tree head first and fell back, having knocked himself out. Rhea laughed, laying the cape over her unconscious friend and snapping her fingers, giggling. "Olé~!"
The scene cut.
Adam reappeared alone in the forest, his hands folded behind his back and shaking his head, tsking.
"Human oppression at its finest. Now, how do you suppose I deal with this?" Several options appeared in white text on the screen next to him as he raised his hand. "Do I A: do nothing and allow her to believe she can do this to me without retaliation, B: lash out and kill her in an agonizingly painful way and in all the ways I know she fears the moment she has her back turned, or C: use a weakness of hers to get even?"
Adam smirked, raising both of his eyebrows twice deviously as he gazed at the screen.
The scene cut.
Rhea walked through the forest, then she noticed a trail of breadcrumbs, her eyes widening and her nose twitching slightly as she picked up the scent. Rhea changed into a bird and began hopping along the path, eating the breadcrumbs before arriving at a pile on a golden platter and beginning to peck at it.
Suddenly, Adam leapt out from a tree and slammed the top of a golden cage down on the base, laughing maniacally as he lifted up the caged raven. The bird let out several loud noises of annoyance and flapped its wings angrily, giving Adam the evil-eye. Rhea was not a happy bird.
"Rae-y want a cracker?" Adam asked, holding up a cracker and smirking. Rhea tried to put her beak through the cage and bite his fingers, but Adam pulled his hand away.
The scene cut.
Adam was standing alone in the forest again, a caged Rhea on a stand behind him, smirking in triumph with his hands folded behind his back.
"And that, students, is how you appropriately get revenge on a human." He announced. Raven suddenly walked up behind him, looking between Adam and Rhea before deadpanning, looking back at Adam.
"Adam, what the f-?"
The scene cut.
Adam smirked, his arms crossed as he watched Blake's reaction to the training video. Blake slowly looked up at him, blinking a few times in surprise.
"This is what you use to train new recruits?"
"Yep."
"... Adam, what the Hell is wrong with you?"
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BLEEEP!
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"This is the way we want to spend every day,
Laughing with our friends and keeping sadness away!
Join us and see, we can be happy and free!
Life is full of fun because we're all chi-bi!".
HA! In case you couldn't tell, that skit with Yang, Rhea, and Raven is a reference to the iCarly episode "iMeet Sam's Mom". Yang was Sam, Raven was the mom, and poor Rhea was Carly. I couldn't resist!
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