Inspired off of Lil' Miss Rarity. Enjoy.

Lil' Nom Nom

Nom Nom woke up to another boring Sunday, knowing that he didn't have any ideas for some new and hopefully better; to the koala, there's no room for mistakes or old, new and fresher ideas are the only necessities in his videos.

As the internet famous koala walked down the stairs to the kitchen in his large and fancy mansion, he reluctantly decided that he wanted some Pop Tarts baked in the toaster…but he wanted his personal assistant Rowel to make breakfast for him.

"Rowel! I want some Pop Tarts cooked in the toaster, a-sap!" Nom Nom called when he climbed up to the chair with a stack of books to help him reach the table top, but the little bear was confused when he never saw or heard Rowel anywhere.

"Rowel! C'mon! Chop, chop!" Nom Nom shouted more demanding, but still nothing; after he looked around to find that not only was Rowel not around…but no one was; his layer, accountant, personal assistant, etc. were ALL gone!

"UGH! FINE! I'LL MAKE IT MYSELF!"

With that, Nom Nom hopped down from his chair, and he dragged it to the counter; once there, he reached into the cabinet above the toaster where the Oreo flavored Pop Tart were conveniently placed.

"At least that nimrod Rowel wasn't stupid enough to remember my favorite Pop Tart flavor," the koala grumbled while reaching into the colorful box and pulling out a silver package of two Oreo Pop Tarts; he then placed them into the toaster with a cozy that had his own face own it from a fan, and he pushed the pedal down…but there was one problem.

The pedal never stayed down; therefore, the tarts never started to cook, and that immediately started to try Nom Nom's patience. Unbeknownst to him, though, it didn't work merely because the toaster wasn't plugged in, but Nom Nom was too arrogant to check if it was.

"Seriously?! Now the fricking TOASTER'S stopped functioning too?!" Nom Nom screamed in rage, and he then leaned down and angrily pulled the silver wear drawer, and he grabbed out the first thing his paw touched: a knife, "I swear, it's like everyone's gotten even stupider taday."

He pulled out the Pop Tarts, and he soon started prodding the toaster with the knife, but he then got it stuck; though, Nom Nom didn't pay attention to the fact that he didn't grab a butter knife, he actually grabbed a steak knife. So, the koala started to pull on the knife as hard as he could…but it would soon end in disaster.

When he suddenly pulled too hard, the knife finally gave way, but the trajectory of the knife with right for Nom Nom's left eye; the steak knife slipped right from the koala's paws, and it struck his left eye with precise aim.

Soon, the knife fell to the floor, and Nom Nom screamed when he felt a searing pain, and not only that, but the vision in his left eye became too blurry and bloody to see clearly. As Nom Nom held a paw to his eye, he immediately sprinted for the bathroom.

Once on the stool so he could reach the bathroom mirror, Nom Nom gasped when he removed his paw, and he saw a milky eye with a giant, fresh, blood-leaking scar over it.

Even after the koala spent moment cleaning the wound and the eye with a wash cloth, which was now stained with deep red blood, Nom Nom's left vision was still blurry, and he could only see in black and white in his left eye.

"What am I gonna do?" Nom Nom whimpered; he was all alone, and he's injured…he needed someone to talk to about this.

Eventually, Nom Nom figured he'd make a new video out of this; he grabbed a camcorder, and aimed it at his reflection in the mirror.

"Uh…hey, everyone…um…you may have noticed the, uh, wound over my eye, and why it looks dead to…um…yeah, long-story-short, I kinda accidentally scratched myself with a knife, I'm all alone, and I wanted ta talk ta someone about it…I know I can always rely on my fans to be there for me. So, I'm ok, I feel fine, and…"

But as Nom Nom softly explained the situation to the camera, in which he was going to post the video up on EveryoneTube when he was done recording, he slowly lifted a claw to the wound, and he couldn't help but gently glide the claw over the wound. Soon, Nom Nom was literally digging his claw into the scar, and he showed no mercy…but he was laughing at the pain.

And then he looked right into the camera again, but he had a huge, maniacal grin with a crazy look in his eyes.

"I feel great."

Nom Nom made a great discovery that morning: he loved to bring himself pain, and he started to wonder why he never tried masochism before. He even posted the video of him claiming that he was going to delve deeper into the pleasure of his own pain on the internet; THIS was going to be perfect for any new videos he needed to make and that would gain him the most internet fame. He decided that from this moment on, every new video is going to be him putting himself in pain in front of a recording camera. And he wanted to start this new series immediately.

So, the koala's first real masochism video was going to start in the very place this all started: the kitchen. He placed the same camcorder he used earlier on the counter while he stood up on a tall stool, and he grabbed a whole bunch of forks and knives.

"Hello, Fans, Nom Nom here; this is the first real video of my new masochism series. In this video, I'm going ta force sharp knives and forks into my arms as deep as they can go—F.Y.I. these aren't butter knives," Nom Nom began while holding up an even bigger steak knife than earlier to the camera to prove his point.

After his introduction, Nom Nom then started to take the knife, and he stabbed his wrist with it; after leaving a few scars, he started to push the knife through the fur and flesh, but the more pain that came, the more Nom Nom smiled and even chuckled in delight. It didn't how much blood was spilt, or how many veins he torn through…he loved it.

After the first knife was over halfway into his wrist, he started pushing more and more forks and knives into his wrists, forearms, upper arms, and he was saving the largest knife for his elbow joint; he knew he was going to enjoy this.

"So, Fans, before I end this video, I'm going to take it one step farther, and splinter bone," Nom Nom said the camera while turning over his right arms with his elbow pointing up now, and he aimed the huge knife right at the joint.

The koala wasted no time in lowering the knife to his elbow, and once he touched fur, he pushed it further; he wasn't going to stop until he felt bone…or better yet, go completely through it. He started to chuckle and smile and huge, lustful grin; soon, he felt the tip of the blade hit bone, but he wasn't going to stop there. Nom Nom then started to force the knife even further into his elbow.

But soon, he let out a shriek…but it wasn't of pain, it was of pleasure; he looked down with a victorious grin when he saw that he not only splintered the bone joint, but that he also pushed the knife all the way through.

"I'm Nom Nom, and I hope you enjoyed this video—'cause there's more ta come," Nom Nom growled at the camera while not even bothering to remove the knife, as it wiggled around in his bloody elbow when he waved goodbye.

Don't worry, there will be a part 2 to conclude this.

Until the next chapter, I'm TRikiD, bye-bye!