Okay, hello people! First this story is mainly going to be about Karma, as usual, but in this fanfiction Karma has a girlfriend! Italics are thoughts, and there should be a lot of that in this story! This story will probably be in Karma's P.O.V. mostly. And The reason why this story is called what it is will be revealed shortly, okay? Okay. THEN HERE WE GO! XD

I walked into my apartment and shut the door with my foot. I looked at the person I was carrying and sighed.

What am I going to do?

[That morning]

"Hey, Karma!" I turned my head to find a familiar bluenette rushing to get to my side.

"Yo, Nagisa," I said rubbing his head.

"Quit that! It's annoying!"

I chuckled and answered with a smirk. "Why do you think I do it?"

The bluenette sighed, giving in. We had just arrived at school, another day, another opportunity to try and kill that octopus! I looked in my bag and got out my anti-sensei knife, along with my gun. The rest of the class was right behind us. They were all laughing and talking like this way any other day, and it was... Only if we weren't trying to kill our teacher.

We all walked into the classroom, chatted for a minute or two and sat in our seats. The assassination classroom was ready to start the day. Korosensei walked in with his trademark grin and the attendance book, with Irina and Karasuma right behind him.

"Top o the mornin to ya, students!"

A few chuckled, a few got out there guns, another few just sat there, while I just watched what was going to unfold.

Korosensei now wore a puzzled look. "What's going on..?"

Okajima stood up. "We have evidence of a crime committed by you, Korosensei!"

"C-Crime? What crime?"

More chuckles.

"Look in your desk, Korosensei.."

Reluctantly, he did, and when he did his giant yellow face turned bright red. "AAAHHHHH! I'M SO ASHAMED!"

The classroom was filled with laughter. On Korosensei's desk was a piled of porn magazines. I had Okajima search his desk since he can practically sense that stuff.

"Thanks for the tip, Karma!" Okajima said waving at me from his desk, "Class can't get any better than this!"

I chuckled and brought out my gun. "Whatcha say we take a few whacks at him? Can't get him in this position a lot y'know."

Everyone nodded and brought out their guns/knives. Class is fun...

Everyone fired.

..And even so...

Korosensei was shouting for us to stop.

..I just can't wait...

Laughter filled the room as well as gunshots.

For him to die.

[Lunch]

"Karma, do you think Korosensei is actually going to blow up the earth?" Nagisa asked taking a sip of his milk.

"Well, yeah, he blew up the moon.." I replied biting a piece off my sandwich.

"I know that! It's just.. What if he's not doing it intentionally?"

"Whatcha mean?"

"Well, I mean, if he's human that means he wouldn't be able to survive in space, right?"

I nodded.

"So what if he just accidentally blew up the moon?"

I shrugged. "Dunno."

I took a drink of my juice and peered over at Nagisa. He was staring at me.. Like the way he does when he's sorting out Korosensei's weaknesses.

"What are you doing?" I asked, sounding very uncomfortable.

His face went red. "N-nothing! I-It's just.. complained to me about your childish attitude.. She wanted to know why you act like a kid so much."

"Oh." I put my drink down, "Well, for starters I'm an heir."

"An heir?!"

I nodded. "I know since I was going to have to act like Asano Jr. one day I might as well live my childhood to the best of my ability.."

Nagisa stared at me and smiled.

"You sure are something, Karma," I said getting up, "I going to help Korosensei setup for class, so I'll see you in a bit."

And with that he walked away.

I sighed and gathered my trash to throw away. I'm probably going to skip the rest of the day, cause I had a date.

I threw away my trash and made my way down the mountain. An hour later I arrived at the bottom.

Looking up at the classroom, I felt the presence of someone behind me. I turned to find my girlfriend, Sarah, waiting for me.

"Hey!" She said throwing her arms around me, "You didn't come down right away, so I got worried."

I live with Sarah. My parents bought the apartment for us, but I pay the bills and all that. We both had a job, part-time, and both were students at the same school. I'm with Sarah because she doesn't give a care about my background and all that, she just likes me for who I am. And vice versa.

"Where are we going today before we have to work?" I said hugging her.

"Well..." She put her hand on her chin as if in deep thought, "I was thinking we could go downtown for the time being. I heard they were doing fireworks."

I laughed. "Then what are we waiting for?"

As we made our way downtown, we heard a loud commotion coming from a alleyway. We peeked around a corner and found that child was being chased by two drunkards.

One of the men had a metal pipe, the other had a broken bottle. "Hey, come on~" One said, "Let's have some fun~"

I immediately let go of Sarah and ran to the one holding the bottle. I took the bottle and stabbed the man twice with it and made my over to the other man.

The man with the pipe didn't acknowledge me until after he hit the girl in the head with the pipe.

That's when I snapped.

I grabbed the pipe from him, and hit his head until he was unconscious.

Once I was done, Sarah made her way in the alley and walked over to the girl as did I.

"She's unconscious.." Sarah said sighing.

"Let's take her home, with us?" I said.

Sarah nodded and gave the girl to me. "I call our bosses so they'll know why we won't be able to make it."

[At their house]

I walked over to the couch and put the girl on top of it.

Sarah had just gotten finished calling our bosses and was standing next to me as we studied the little girl.

She had long brown hair, and a single strip of red in the front. She wore a blue blouse and khakis with scuff marks on them, and had a red ribbon in her hair. Plus, she only looked like she could be seven.

"I'm going to make dinner," Sarah said walking away, "Wait here in case she wakes up, okay?"

I nodded and continued looking at the girl. As I examined her face her eyes under her eyelids started to move. Her eyes opened to reveal a bright gold.

"Hello," I said smiling, "Did you sleep well?"

Still silent, she tried to get up. When she failed a few times, I picked her up and brought her to the kitchen.

"What's your name?" I asked walking.

"Hm.. Ma.. Mackenzie," She whispered.

"Mackenzie? That's a nice name," I opened the door to enter the kitchen, "I'm Karma."

"Ka.." She paused, "Kaha."

I chuckled. "Karma."

"Kaha."

"Hey," Sarah said walking up to us, "You're awake. I'm Sarah."

"Sa.." Mackenzie paused again, "Saha."

I laughed as Sarah's face showed pure confusion. "I know," I put her down, "Why don't you call us what's easier for you?"

She paused, probably thinking, and after a minute or two she looked at me and said, "Daddy."

My turn for confusion. "Eh?"

She turned to Sarah. "Mommy."

She replied the same way I did. "Eh?"

"D-Daddy?"

"M-Mommy?"

Mackenzie nodded and smiled. "Pick me up, Daddy!"

I sighed and looked at her. Smiling, I picked her up. "That's right," I said, "I'm Daddy."

I'd like to know if any of that classifies as fluff, I mean, it probably doesn't, but still I just want to know. ANYWAY! Did you figure it out? Figure out why it's called what it's called? You did? Good. Remember comment(reviews), favourite, and follow are welcome! OKAY, SEE YOU IN NEXT CHAPTER! GOOD-BYE!