Warning: This fic deals with a lot of explicit sexual content... Some people maybe offended. However, if you clicked on this story you probably only wanted to read this for the sex parts.

Booze was drenched into the wooden tables while miscellaneous food stains were embedded into the fibres. Even though Fairy Tail had been through countless of renovations, destruction of the property through celebration always seemed to be the norm. Four women, holding beer mugs in front of their person, stood across from each other, two on each side. One, had wild, chestnut hair in wavy locks and bikini top to reflect her untamed personality. The other, a conflicting blonde who sat in her chair properly, but wore skimpy shirt and a mini skirt. One with blue hair had winter clothes, even though it was summer, buttoned up to her neck with sleek hair that looked like it came from a fashion magazine. The last also had blue hair but contrasted the other bluette: her colourful headband attempting to push back her crumpled hair, while her clothing was bright orange and reflected her quirky personality.

Lucy, the blonde, slowly sipped on her beer. Her cheeks were flushed as her legs were shaking under the table. Her mug was placed on the table with both hands as her mouth tried to open. The pit of her stomach was about to burst. Her friends studied her. Levy, the one who looked like she is still a teenager, despite being in her late twenties, gave a smile to reassure her friend. Cana, the one who you would not bring to a fancy occasion, narrowed her eyes and positioned her body towards Lucy's. Juvia, the one who looked so sophisticated it was out of place for this establishment, had her eyes starred off into space, not paying attention to her surroundings. Lucy's lungs took a deep breath as she blurted out what was on her mind.

"Have any of you done anal?"

Despite the different personalities, the reaction was the same: wide eyes and jaws dropped. If it wasn't for the background of chatter, a pin dropping on the filthy ground would be heard.

Cana picked up that everyone else was too shy and was the first to respond. "Many times. Why do you ask?" Her body inching towards her friends.

Juvia's eyes blinked as she realised what was being said. Her face went pink as her hands gripped into fists and covered her mouth. "Gray-sama and Juvia do it at least once a week. Gray-sama really enjoys it!"

Levy shuffled away from the group by a tad as her mouth was sealed shut.

Cana turned to Juvia, "Can you cut the Gray-sama crap? You've been married for almost a year."

Juvia's eyes were fixed on the brunette. Even though she was silent, everyone knew she was plotting some sort of revenge.

Lucy, now feeling more at ease, relaxed her hands away form her mug. However, she gazed around the room to see if anyone was overhearing the perverted conversation.

"It's just Natsu wants to do it," She spoke, in a high pitch, unsure of what to say. "We tried last night but didn't go anywhere because it really hurt."

Cana yanked the her beer mug from the table and chugged it down her throat. Slamming her mug on the table, she yelled out, "What is with men and wanting to do anal? Just because a woman has a hole there doesn't mean they have to fuck it."

The other three's eyes shifted towards the nearby tables who were all looking at the women. Luckily, no children were present and only Freed, Macao and Wakaba sounded the four women. Freed's face was as red as his outfit while Macao dropped food that was in his mouth.

Cana darted herself towards them and hollered out, "What, we're having a conversation here!"

Freed got out his sword and started to write with it. Red runes emerged and covering the table, enveloping around the women. Meanwhile, Macao and Wakaba relocated towards another table, far away.

"There, you can have your conversation in peace."

Levy was the only one at the table to examine the runes. "Looks like no one can hear what we are taking about."

Covering her face with her beer mug, the blonde's shoulders dropped as she almost melted unto her chair. Levy took her eyes away from the runes and placed her hand on Lucy's shoulder.

"I just wanted to get some advice." She mumbled. "Also, how dirty is it? I mean, I pooped from there."

"The colon does keep itself clean." Levy pointed out.

"Wear a condom if you're paranoid." Cana mentioned. "And lots of Lube."

The advice made Lucy pop right up. The side of her mouth curved to a smile. All of the butterflies in her stomach disappeared and she felt at ease.

"Thank you so much guys!" She gleamed. "I knew I could trust my friends."

"Have Natsu put fingers in first." Juvia recommended, out of nowhere. "It helps."

All three shifted their attention to Juvia with their eyes fully open and eyebrows crunched. For a moment, it was a staring contest between three versus one. Then, as if there was a timer, the four women hunched over and laughed.

The hands of the clock gradually jolted to each second. The clanging ringed in Lucy's ear with each movement it took. Her eyeballs were fixed at the hands pointing to eight and hairline away from the four. Looking down at her novel every few seconds, she did not want to raise suspicion. Meanwhile, the rest of her body was stiff as a board as her back was straight. Finally, the second hand reached the twelve and it was twenty- minutes past eight in the evening. Her arms dropped to the arm chair she was seated in while her shoulders leaned backwards.

"Happy." Lucy called out. "Can you get some dessert from the bakery near my old apartment? It closes soon and I really want some croissants."

Sprawled on the loveseat was Fairy Tail's infamous couple: Natsu and Happy. Natsu was snoozing with his arms off into space, while Happy nested himself on his scarf. The Exceed's eyes blinked to wake up from his slumber.

"But you're getting fat."

"You little smart ass!" Lucy responded, tempted to throw her book at him.

The argument caused Natsu to rise from the loveseat, as if a new Zombie was coming back to life. He wiped his drool from his mouth and stood up.

"I want Croissants."

Happy crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes at Lucy. Spreading his wings open, he flew away, yelling out, "But I'm taking awhile!"

"Take as long as you need." She snickered to herself, like an evil villain.

Fixating her vision on the Exceed, her hands curled up on the chair as she waited for his departure. The moment he was nowhere to be seen, she jumped out of her seat, having the novel being thrown to the floor, and yanked her husband.

"What's going on?" He mumbled, still in a daze.

"We're having anal."

The words perched him right up as both of his feet planted on the floor and he stood up straight, mirroring his penis. He grabbed her hand and the pair sprinted towards the bedroom.

As soon as they entered the doorway, they embraced each other as there was nothing, not even air, in between their bodies. Both of their lips were pressed against each other while he slid his hands down her back. When they were at her waist, he twisted her body one-eighty, so he was behind her. His lips kissed her neck while he rapidly undressed her. After each piece of clothing was off, Lucy tilted her head so she could kiss him. As they were kissing, he moved one hand unto her clitoris the other on her breast and started massaging. She moaned, breaking off the kiss.

He placed his hands on her hips and gave her a little push towards the bed. The momentum caught her off-guard, causing her to land face first in the bed sheets with her hips out. During that quick action, he threw off all of his clothes, including his scarf, unto the ground.

"Use fingers first." Lucy warned. "And a lot of lube."

He paused for a moment let the advice sink in. Reaching towards the nightstand, he pulled out a box of condoms and a bottle of lube. This gave her some time to take a couple of deep breaths to calm herself. She could hear him putting on the condom then some lube.

"Fingers first, you said?" He reiterated. "That's kinda kinky."

Her head nodded as her cheeks felt like they were on fire. She felt him kiss her shoulder before he put a finger in her anus. The tickling sensation made her giggle a bit.

"It feels weird."

When she was used to one finger, he put in another to stretch the anus. Slowly, he transitioned the fingers to his hard on and gently touched the opening.

"Does it hurt?" He spoke, concerned.

When she shook her head he placed both hands on her hips and lightly pushed himself inside of her. The lube felt cold while his penis felt really hard, harder than normal. She could feel him thrusting a little more aggressively each time while he breathed heavily. At first, it felt as thought she was defalcating in reverse, then she was starting to get some pleasure out of it.

"I'm going to come." He blurted out. "This is really hot."

He thrusted deeper as he ejaculated inside of her, sighing in relief when he was finished. Before he could pull himself out, he paused for a moment.

"Uh... Is anything going to come out?"

"No," she answered. "I went an hour ago. I heard that's the best time."

Slowly, he drew his penis out from her and threw himself onto the bed, laying on his back with the condom and erection still intact. She lifted her head up and looked into his eyes.

"I'm going to have to wash the lube off." She mentioned. "Wanna have shower sex? You owe me an orgasm."

"I got the croissants."

The exceed opened the door to the bathroom, fumbling with the doorknob. He could hear Natsu grunting while Lucy was moaning in a high pitch. Luckily, there was a shower curtain blocking his view.

"What are you doing in there?" Happy spoke, frantically.

"Nothing." Lucy responded, first. Her voice was quick and different from the screams she was having.

"We're having shower sex." Natsu responded, "What does it sound like?"

The box of croissants plummeted to the ground while the free hands allowed the Exceed to slam the door.

"I'm never bathing in that shower again."

Even though Natsu was behind again, Lucy much preferred him inside her vaginally where she can feel him brushing against her g-spot.