PHOENIX WRIGHT VS THE ADDAMS FAMILY
TURNABOUT THING
one day phoenix wright was at home and maya was watching the adam family
they turned and said
"WE NEED A LAWYER"
"WAT" shotued pheonix and a guy in a suit came in
"OBJECTION" shouted phenix and he built complicated device to get into the tv and help the addams
"INTO TV" shouted photix and he sucked himself into the tv and landed on the guy in the suit
"ouch" shouted pheonix "where am i"
"you are in de adams estate" said a guy with a stache
"ACK who r yu" screamed phoenix because the man was scary
"i am de gomez adams descendent of de great puggsday adams who i named my darling childs after and this is de sun of my life the love of my light dear morticia"
mortica bow wit her hand in gnomes
"(WTF is maya watching these days?)" thought phenix
"now i beleev YOU" adam took out his sword and point it at phonix "are de lawyer that will be defending THING"
"thing" said phoenix
"yes thing hes a disbodied hand and hes been accused of murder"
"WAT" shouted phoenix
"that is right sir and YOU" he poke phoenix with his sword "are ace attorney hire to defend him so GO sir and defend him"
phoenix went to the door and de tall guy slowly open door
"grrrooo onn innn" groaned de man
"creepy" said phoenix
"RRRGH!"
"YAAAGH" phoenix ran through door and into the addams dungeon
"..." said thing who was in the dungon
"hello thing i am phoenix wright" said phoenix wright
"..."
"um okay ill defend you bye"
phoenix left the room and up to the stairs
"helleo" said a little boy and a little girl"
"hi did you see the murder"
"yeah uncle fester was killed by hand" said little boy
"shit thats my client" said phoenix
"lol hes guilty just liek he wants to be" said little girl
"wait wat"
"its the job of evry addams to be stuff like guilty" said boy
"...damn" said phenix this was gonna be tough
AT TRIAL
"court is in session" said udgey
"thefense is ready udgey" said phenix
"im also redy dear honorable judge" said gomez
"WAT I THOGHT YOU HIRE ME"
"no phenix yu just came to stop thing from being a true addams but I SHALL STOP YOU" shouted gomez
"no youl send him to jail"
"aaah i wish i was in jail" said gomez dreamy
"lol kinky" said udgey "anyway opening statement"
"ok thing murdered my dearest brother fester and i have a witness who is the defendant!"
thing took stand
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"YES IT WAS ME LOCK ME UP HEHEHEHEEH" he giggle excited
"OBJECTION" shouted phenix and he presented the knife
"why" said thing
"this doesnt have fingerprints but THING CANT PUT GLOVES ON BECAUSE HES JUST A HAND!
"AAAAGH" screamed thing
"THIS MEANS SOMEONE ELS MURDER THE VICTIM" shoued phenix
"dammit noooo" shouted gomez "but wait i have another witness i call puggsley adams to stand
puggy came
"name and occupation" said gomez
"pugsly addams death examiner" said pugseye
"dats my boi" said gomez "now testify about what you witness"
"ok" said pugsley
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"i saw thing murder the guy"
"he was just a hand so it mustve been him"
"he tried to blame my sister by calling her name in shock"
"HOLD IT" shouted phonix "what is her name"
"wednesday"
"OBJECTINE" shouted phoenix "TODAY is wednesday DATS WHY HE SCREAM IT"
"OBJECITON!" shouted grimez "but how can yu prov it wasnt my dalling daugter he was accusing"
"dats simple TAKE THAT" shouted phoenix and he presented the calnder "the day october 13 1965 is circled in red pen which means he was shocked to see THE DAY CIRCLED"
"AAAACK" shouted gomez "damn your perfect logic!"
the court went wild in talking and udgey slam gavl
"OBECTION" shotued pugsley "but it still mustve been thing"
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"yeah so he found the calender after he kill him rip you phonix"
"also the killer was a glove"
"he turned away after killing him but he came back"
"and he was floating"
"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "dat means you DIDNT SEE A FLOATING HAND"
"yeah but he was gone for a second phonic" said puggly
"damnit" shouted phenix
"also the killer was a glove"
"OBJECTION" shouted phenix and he presented the thing "fianlly ive got you"
"what now" said pugly
"that couldnt have been thing because THING CANT PUT ON GLVOES"
"AAAAAAAAAAAGH" creamed pugley
"SO HE CANT BE KILLER"
"DAMMIT AND I THOUGH THE CUD FINALLY EXPERIENCE TORTURE WAEPON" shouted gomez
"but photix" said udgey "who was th real killer"
"the only person in the mansion with gloves and thats ZOMBIE BUTLER!"
"FUCK NOT LURCH" shotued gomez
"ok call him in" said udgey
lurk came in
"name and occupation" said gomez
"rrrgh" siad lurch
"haha tsetify brother butler" siad gomez
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"grrr"
"RRRGH"
"rrrngh"
"GRARGH"
"OBJECTION" shouted pheonix "lurch your CLEARLY hiding information from court"
"rrgh?"
"thats right your pretending you cant talk but YOU SPOKE TO ME EARLIER"
"HY YOUR RIGHT" shouted gomez
"RRRRGAAAAACK" shouted lurch
"so lurch why are you hiding testimony" shouted phoenix and he turn and point at lurch "obviously because OUR THE KILLER!"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" shouted lurch "FUCK IM SORRY"
"dont be sorry lurch you are a true addams now go to prison and have a good time" lurch got his ticket and got in the cab
"ok thanks everyone ill have fun" said lurch and he went to prison camp
AFTER THE TRIAL
"FUCK YOU PHOENIX" shouted thing "I WANTED TO GO TO PRISOOOOOOOOON" he slapped phoenix and it was so hard he flew out of tv
"wow nick you made that great episode" shouted maya
THE END