"No Orange Soda?!"

Rated K+

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Kenan & Kel or any of the characters. Since I was still stuck with writer's block, I figured I'd treat everyone to another short Kenan & Kel drabble. Enjoy, my friends!


Kel Kimble came in the kitchen around 12 a.m., dying to get something to drink in order to make him sleep more.

"Mmmm, can't wait for my orange soda..." Kel said to himself, rubbing his hands in anticipation.

When he opened the fridge door, something mysterious happened.

There was no 1-liter orange soda inside.

"What?!" Kel gasped. "No orange soda? WHHHHHHHHY!"

Suddenly, his shouting woke his best friend Kenan up, who by the way, just happened to walk right in the kitchen door.

"Kel, what is your problem, man?!" Kenan said, rubbing his eyes.

"The most horrible thing happened!" Kel cried out.

"What happened? Did the Bulls lose in the playoffs?" guessed Kenan.

"No..." Kel sobbed. "It's something worse!"

"Which is...?" Kenan shrugged.

"There's no more Orange Soda in the fridge!" Kel cried out louder.

"Kel..." Kenan groaned.

"What am I gonna do, Kenan?" Kel said, shaking his friend. "I can't drink anything else other than orange soda!"

"Kel..."

"It's horrible!" Kel cried again. "What am I gonna drink, Orange Kool-Aid? That stuff's nasty, man! It's like Orange Soda with no fizz!"

"Kel..." Kenan groaned loudly.

"I can't even drink that cheese sauce either!" Kel groaned. "Drinking it makes me gassy! And when I tend to fart, I stink up the whole house like Chernobyl!"

"KEL!" Kenan shouted, finally getting Kel's attention.

"WHAT?!" Kel shouted back. "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M GRIEVIN'?"

Trying to calm down with a deep breath, Kenan spoke.

"If you say the Orange Soda's missing, then what's over the fridge?" Kenan said, pointing up.

As Kel looked up, he managed to find the liter of Orange Soda standing on top of the fridge.

"Hey, you found it!" Kel said as he reached up and grabbed the liter of soda. "I swore we almost lost him, Kenan! How did it get up there anyway?"

"That's because the fridge wasn't working, dummy!" Kenan sighed. "We had to put it on top of the fridge because we didn't want it getting spoiled."

"Huh, no wonder the fridge looked dark." Kel replied.

"I swear, your brain looks more dark enough than the fridge!" Kenan sighed.

"Thanks for finding it for me, Kenan!" Kel said, patting his friend in the back. "I'm going back to bed now. Ain't no way I'm letting my Orange Soda out of my sight again!"

Just like that, Kel left with his Orange Soda intact, therefore leaving Kenan by himself.

"I swear, I'll never live this down..." Kenan sighed to himself in reference to Kel's insanity. "Now where did I come here for? Oh, yeah! The mustard! Can't make a sandwich without mustard!"

Rubbing his hands in anticipation, Kenan went to the cooler (which was standing next to the fridge) and opened it up. But when he did however, his face somehow reacted in shock and awe. As a result, he shouted this:

"WHO IN THE HELL DRANK UP ALL MY MUSTARD!?"


Heh, poor Kenan. I think Kel might have something to do with this. I know this wasn't at least funny then the last Kenan and Kel drabble that I did, but I still hope you'll like it anyway.

Feedbacks are appreciated! Until next time, who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves orange soda. Is it true? Yes he do-oo-oo-oo-oo-oooooooo! Hehe, I always wanted to do that.