''Oh, come on! Sir, you're being ridiculous!'' Commander Peepers cried.

''It's not ridiculous if it's true love, Peepers!'' Lord Hater corrected his third in command.

The eyeball sighed.

When will he learn? He thought to himself.

''Sir, she's not going to fall for you. She's pure evil, and she has no interest in dating you!''

''No, no, Peepers. She's just tsundere.'' Hater explained as he slipped on a fancy tuxedo.

The watchdog sighed.

''Tsundere? Is that even a real word?'' He mocked.

''Of course it is! It means that she likes me, but pretends she doesn't by being mean and stuff.'' Hater explained once more.

Peepers rolled his eye.

''That doesn't even make any sense!'' He cried.

''Actually, it does. Wouldn't you know?''

''W-what? How would I know?''

''Y'know. Aren't you tsundere?''

''Whaat? For… for who?'' Peepers blushed.

''Uh, gee… I don't know. Sylvia?'' Hater looked at Peepers, teasing him.

Commander Peepers blushed as red as a rose, if not more. He hid his eye in his helmet.

''W-what are you talking about?''

''Oh come on, its super obvious!'' Hater teased.

''Shut up!'' Peepers demanded.

''Whatever. Dominator is still gonna love me, though.''

''Ugh… you can't just force someone to love you, sir.'' Peepers growled.

''How do you know that?''

''I… I just do!'' He said.

''Mhm… unless you have proof, I'm gonna assume I can do this.''

Peepers growled once more. He couldn't believe Hater could be so idiotic. A love machine. A LOVE MACHINE. How was that gonna work? That's right. It wouldn't.

''Dominator will be all over me.''

''But it wouldn't really be Dominator. It would be the love part of her brain. If she even has one.'' Peepers explained.

''Whatever, Peepers! At least she'll love me!'' Hater cheered.

''Sir, like I said, you're being ridiculo-''

''Yeehaw!''

A fuzzy orange creature sprang through the door of the lab Hater and Peepers stood in.

''Sup.'' A blue zbornak said, cracking her knuckles.

''Oh no…'' Peepers thought to himself.

''NRGGHHH UGHHH… WANDER! GET OUT! WE'RE TRYING TO FINISH UP THIS LOVE MACHINE!'' Lord Hater shouted.

''Love machine? Can I see it?'' Wander exclaimed. He hopped around the room, and finally reaching the love machine, he cheered. ''Oh, Hatey! You're making something for love, not hate! I'm so proud of you!'' He gave Hater a huge hug.

''NGGHHH NOOO! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!'' Hater cried.

''You're right! It's even better! You're tryna' make everyone love each other. How great is that?''

Sylvia cracked up, standing next to Peepers. The two stared at eachother.

''This sure his quite the comedy show!'' Sylvia giggled.

''Heh… uh…yeah.'' Peepers said, nervously.

''So what is all this? A love machine, you say?'' Sylvia snickered.

''Yep… it's dumb, I know.'' He sighed.

''It's pretty dumb. But who ever built it, sure isn't dumb.'' She admitted. ''Must've taken years to build it. I mean, just look at it. It's pretty advanced.''

Peepers blushed.

''Uh, yeah… it actually look two weeks. That's all.''

''Wow! Two weeks? You built this?''

''I did. I wasn't happy with doing it, though. It's completely idiotic.''

''I'm impressed!'' She exclaimed.

''You… you are?''

''Of course! This is super cool. But, I'm gonna have to kick your butt for making it.''

''Go ahead. I've lost my pride.''

She giggled. ''So who is this for?''

''Dominator.'' He sighed.

''I'm guessing it was Hater's idea?''

''You guessed it right.''

''It's not gonna work.'' Sylvia reminded him.

''Yeah, I know. I keep trying to tell Hater that, but he doesn't believe me.''

''I know the feeling.''

''Yeah…''

The two sat in an awkward silence.

''Does it work? Can ya' show me?'' Wander exclaimed.

''OF COURSE IT WORKS!'' Hater yelled.

''Pleeeease show me!''

''NO!''

''Then, how will I know that it works? You could be 'lyin!''

''I'M NOT LYING!''

''Then please show me!''

''UGGHHHHHHHH''

''Pleeeeasssee''

''I'LL SHOW YOU BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING SUPER ANNOYING!''

Hater pushed the button of the love machine.