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First Fic. Crossover Fic. Bless Anime.

Chapter One: What is Life?

What is life? I think, life is when you open your eyes because suddenly there is light coming from your room, then you wake up, sat in your bed and maybe stretch your numb limbs from your hibernation. And then you get up, do your morning ritual in the bathroom, you know the usual W-B-P: wash, brush, and pee. When you finished freshen up then you go downstairs and straight to your kitchen aka your sweet haven. Then you see your okaa-san and otou-san just seating in there and when they see you they start to wave at you and say "Good morning sweetheart, take a seat breakfast is ready", yeah that's what my okaa-san always say to me.

after we finished eating I then went to take a bath, how can I forget, it's Monday and I have freaking school. I then wear my uniform, the boys uniform of the Kuoh Academy. It is really fortunate for me to attend this school, many girls to look at. Ranging from an Onee-sama to a Bishoujo and to the lovely loli! And their oppai! Even if the oppais of loli-chans are still growing it is still an oppai! We have to appreciate all kinds of oppai in this world! That is why I transfer in this school, to conquer all the oppais, to make the girls interested to me and maybe to love me. We will love each other and then I will become the Harem King! I will rule the worl-

"Oi! You damn pervert don't just stand there and stare at you damn wall, seriously man you're creeping me out" suddenly there is a voice that came from behind. Oh wait I know that voice. Ugh, does he always ruin my harem mood? Seriously!?

I turn around and saw him, rather them. My childhood friends. "Yo! Ise, hurry the hell up we're gonna be late at school!" says my pink haired friend. His name's Natsu Dragneel, 17, same age as me and the other idiot who ruined my mood. Gray Fullbuster.

"Okay, okay I'm coming you guys!" I quickly grab my bag and head outside. There they are, Gray and Natsu. The former leaning in our gate and the latter ready to jump inside our house if I didn't hurry more.

We said out greetings to each other and together we head to our school. As we are walking I noticed that natsu's quite upset. "Oi, what the hell happened to you pinky?" I ask fully turning to face him. "Ughhh you don't seriously want to know. fucking stop the pouting natsu, it's disgusting" gray said in return. Natsu didn't quit. He couldn't stop pouting. Seriously man STOP!

"Okay spit it!" I yelled. He then bow his head, what the fuck!?

"I just, haaaaah, I'm sad that Happy's not with me" he said, his face looks like he's about to cry! Oh no man!

Happy is his cat, I remembered when he told us that he found a cat near the abandoned house in our subdivision. And guess what, when he showed us his kitty the cat is undeniably blue. Like fucking blue. As in blue the color. Is there's a blue cat? Well if you ask me before he showed me his damn cat then I would probably laugh my ass off at you. We really questioned natsu if he dyed the cat blue but he said he didn't. Gray always ask him that question whenever we saw his cat in their shared apartment. I mean he still doesn't believe it even if he's his roommate! Sometimes I wonder if the cat's an alien or something. Like some pet alien brought to Earth to observe our planet and maybe later conquer the world! And he chose natsu as his guardian…erm owner whatsoever. The cat doesn't freaking meow or nyaaa like all the fucking normal ones. It says "Aye!" what the hell right? Ughh…

"Oh natsu don't freaking start now alright? I had to endure your emo moment when we walked to Ise's house" that's gray looking annoyed as ever. He's always like this, got a period or something man? Maybe it's because of his freaking habbit!

As we reach the school we heard gasping sounds, horrified looks, disgusted comments about a certain pervert, ehemm me…and just plain gossiping. Ha! It feels like we are famous, many people sought after us. We are popular alright but not that kind of popular.

"Shit! It's the Odd Trio!"

"Oh my God! I think he's hair is even pinkier this day"

"Be quiet you! What if he heard you? He's a freaking gangster!"

"Huu, they're cute but odd. Oh, no, just the black haired one"

"Oh the stripper?"

"Yeppp"

"Fuck! That's Hyoudou! Girls we need to be extra careful today alright? The pervert will surely go to the changing rooms"

"Haiiii!"

Yes we are the infamous group, the Odd Trio. Well I can't help to be a pervert, natsu can't help that he grows pink bushes in his head, and gray can't help to strip each time, unconsciously. Credits to his mother.

As the bell rings we said our goodbyes. "Ise, lunch? Where?" gray turned to me. It got me thinking, where to eat? Hmmm…aha!

"we can eat lunch at the place where the abandoned school building is located" I stated.

I think that trying new things is a change. Not all the time that we are gonna eat in the rooftop. Fuck that!

They agreed as they heard what I said. "Yosh! See ya Ise!" I heard from natsu and gray just nod his head as a sign of goodbye. They go to their classroom while I go to mine.

Gray POV:

We got in there in time as the teacher start to lecture some boring ass crap. I can be pretty lazy but I can be pretty smart too. It's just that when you know something or something more interesting catches your attention is when you lost focus on the topics at hand. Poor teacher that is, almost all his students aren't paying attention to him now. What else, it's because of this idiot in front of me.

Natsu

He's been sleeping for quite awhile now. He's got the whole class attention now, every student is staring at him. Well I can't blame him though the voice of the teacher is like a lullaby to me, more so for natsu.

Ugh this is so frustrating! I gotta wake him up. This bastard, you're getting us in trouble man! The next thing I did is to poke him. Failed . Okay then, I should nudge him. Failed . Fuck! We look like stupid monkeys in here. Poking here, nudging there. Some of our classmates are snickering at us. I shushed them. Yeah shut it bitches!

Natsu…I badly want to fucking kick your ass right now! Grrr just freaking wake up you pinky!

I sighed. I will just fucking karate chop him in the head! Yes! That's a good idea! I freaking praise myself. I must pat myself in the shoulder. Well done gray, well done.

I started counting to myself…

1…2…3…GO!

I raise my hand and fucking karate chop his head! Oh my…the impact though…

Ooppss…I probably chop him to hard…

Grrr…

As I give him my legendary karate chop the impact came with a great cracking sound, it is so loud. It must be his skull or something…Meh.

The cracking sound come and go and the girly shout coming from natsu surfaced. Is it a shriek or something? Meh.

He shrieked so loud, so loud that the classroom became so silent afterwards. All eyes on us…all eyes on us…ugh!

"ACKKKK!" That's what he said, heheheheh

The crazed teacher's going to our seats…crazed because umm his eyes go wide like balls…

The teacher reached our seats, I just sighed loudly. Natsu has a confused look on his face, poor bastard.

The same bastard that caused all of this!

"DRAGNEEL! , FULLBUSTER! GET OUT OF MY CLASS NOW!" That's what the crazy teacher said. Oh thanks for your go signal I'm more than happy to get out of our damned room.

I stand up and smiled at the teacher, he just glared at me. Meh. I then pull out natsu from his seat and we both grab our bags and walk out this hellhole.

"What the hell is that? And, why did you fucking karate chop me in my fucking head!?" Natsu looked at me with such anger. Maybe I chopped his head much harder than I expected.

"I tried to wake you up but my two attempts failed. So I had to get to the final attempt which is to karate chop your thick head" I then stated to him. "If I didn't at least wake you up then that crazy of a teacher would bombarded you with homeworks that you don't even know and by that you would bother me at home and I cannot rest and snuggle in my comfy bed" I finished what I said to him.

He stared at me in appreciation. Now you realize huh? "But you don't have to chopped me that hard" he massaged his head. "Dammit it really hurts" this guy complains too much ugh. I ignored him and start walking to a random direction. We are free to roam I guess?

"So, what are we gonna do?" I just shrugged in response. "Okay then…oh! We should go to the canteen, I'm freaking hungry man!" I nodded and followed pink gangsta to the canteen.

Natsu POV:

I'm so freaking hungry! I might eat a cow! Hahahahhahah! But damn I'm still feeling that karate chop. Fuck you gray you sicko! But on the Bright side, yay no homeworks! I grinned imagining playing with happy! Just me and my cute kitty.

As we are both walking gray is being an absent minded person right now. Staring at the windows, daydreaming that kind of shit. I'll just mind myself then. I return my vision to the front and my eyes can make a silhouette of a person. Curios I started walking faster to it and then guess what? Big Mistake.

I think I saw her before, we even had a small conversation about cats. Most people think that she's strict but I guess that she really is but if you look closely I can tell that she is a warm person. I smiled, maybe we will start a conversation again and gray can just disappear. I don't care anymore.

I began to shout her name, but then I remember.

Sona…Shitori Sona…

Kaichou…Student Council…

Oh Shit!

I began to back myself sneakily but it's to late. She really has sharp ears huh? Shit, bad luck.

"Oi pinky why the hell are you going backwards?" I heard from behind, oh yeah gray's still here. Surely the kaichou has her eyes on us. On me.

Gray looks confuse by first but then he followed my gaze. Realization filled his brain. That's the fucking president of the student council making rounds to monitor students who are roaming around.

Basically us.

Author's Corner:

Hello! This is my first fic ever so i'm a little bit nervous about it. If you like it then yay for me! I appreciate all of the reviews and they are important to me as well. I've always like Fairy Tail and my babe is Gray xD and lately I've been watching High School DxD and it's amazing! This story will be having Harems. IsseixHarem NatsuxHarem and GrayxHarem. So feel free to suggest potential girls to each boys maybe I will put them hahahahah! But their alphas had been decided, Rias will go to Issei, Akeno to Gray and I'm still confuse if it's Sona or Asia for Alpha in Natsu's but both will be in his harem hahahaha! Okay then hugs and kisses and don't forget to write a review of course love u bye~