Author's note: hello all! Aqua here with her awesomeness and mashing two franchises that don't even make sense. Students who train to kill their teacher and a game of senseless violence, how does that work? Well I say meep! Because I don't give a crap. This will be starting at T and maybe will increase to M. Enjoy & no I don't own either of the franchises
Erron Black pulled out a gun and began shooting Kenshi in various places until the blind swordsman was reduced to nothing but a mangled corpse.
"Erron Black wins, Fatality!" The announcer said in his booming voice. Kanzaki blushed as her friends began congradulating her.
"great job Kanzaki-San!" Okuda said, hugging her friend. The shy video gaming girl stuck her hand out to Karma, asking for his sportsmanship.
"good game, karma-kun." She replied with sincerity, all the red head could do is chuckle and offer her handshake.
" I'll get you next time, Yukiko, if it's the last thing I do." The ginger replied with his devilish smirk. Nagisa smiled, it was the end of their civil war and all was peacefull, except for the overwhelming fact that sensei was going to die.
"One more round, akabane?" Sugino asked before karma nodded.
"Alright Sugino third place...you're gonna face me!" Karma said with his confident smirk, sticking with Kenshi again. Sugino took the controller from Kanzaki and picked Scorpian. Mortal Kombat X was one way to quench their bloodthirsty, especially after exams. Karma choose random, thus transporting the two kombatants to Kove.
"oh...not this one, I hate it..." Sugino groaned, Karma just stuck his tongue out and skipped the intro, to get into the juicy action. Before any buttons were pressed, the game froze. Nagisa looked at the PowerPoint, no interference. Kayano looked outside and saw the heavy rain. It was too much for anyone get past or even through the storm, so they had to stay at Kayano's mansion for tonight.
"Aww, don't be so glum," actress stated, keeping her perky attitude, "let's keep..playing mortal kombat X?"
Karma shook his head, the screen was paused of Kenshi kicking Scorpian in the face, there was no way.
"let's take out the disc and play smash bros..."Nagisa muttered, he moved towards the system and pressed the button that would forcefully eject the disk. Nothing was ejected, the boy frowned and pressed the button several times.
"Nagisa-kun?" Okuda asked, poison glasses could tell her blue-haired friend was breathing heavily as if he was pissed off.
"Nah..I'm okay, okuda-san..."he stammered..."YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT: START WORKING!" Nagisa cried, banging his hand on Kayano's x-box, breaking the piece of machinery and smoke began to appear
"MY X-BOX!" Kayano screamed, she began punching Nagisa's face and Karma videoed the fight. Kanzaki did her best to restrain kayano but locking her arms in the air whilst Sugino did a giant bear hug to hold Nagisa down, Karma frowned and kicked Sugino in the balls. The baseball fanatic howled in pain and released nagisa to hold his balls.
"Oi! akabane! what was that for?" he whimpered, he pulled out one of his baseballs and began slugging them to the red devil. Karma skilfully dodged them with cartwheels and ducks before striking upwards with one of the anti-sensei daggers. Kanzaki, who seemed to have lost restraint of Kayano was cowering in the corner, shared a nod with Okuda. Okuda pulled out her chloroform handkerchief and wrapped it around Nagisa's mouth. Shiota did his best to stay conscious and in the fight, so he judo flipped Okuda on Kayano.
"Wow..this...really is a mortal kombat." Kanzaki remarked. Okuda was on the ground with swirly eyes, Kayano and Nagisa were using their sharp pencils as knives to stab each other, Karma pinned down Sugino and gave him the "stop hitting yourself" treatment. Suddenly, the still-paused TV screen began glowing a strange green tinge.
"Uh..guys?!" Kanzaki asked, all her friends, including innocent Okuda, stopped fighting and soon took sight of TV.
"TAKE COVER!" Karma cried, they all dived behind the couch before the television blew up.
"MY PLASMA TV!" Kayano screamed, standing up from the couch. As the smoke dissipated, 16 figures stood in both pride and confusion. A yellow woman with a strong build but an insect-like body hissed at Kayano.
"This one cares naught of your "plasma TV" the woman hissed. Okuda stood up, "de-de-de-d'vorah?" she stammered, D'vorah was one of okuda's main fighters as the nerd was interested in her 'insect-like' powers and spent most of the time pondering about her acids and bugs so it was natural for her to say the kyterian's name first, D'vorah raised an eyebrow.
"This one wants to know why this one knows her name." the queen snarled at the science fanatic, who hid behind Karma. Sugino looked around the room, realising that these mysterious figures were none other than Mortal kombat characters.
"Uh...can anyone tell us where we are?" Cassie cage asked.
"you're in my mansion..." kayano stated, still being wary of Mileena's sharp and unruly tarkatan teeth.
"What realm wench..." Mileena threatened Kayano with her sais. Okuda got her handkerchief and wrapped it over the tarkatan empress' face, causing the sai-wielding psycho to fall unconscious.
"Wait..how does it work for mileena? She's not human!" Nagisa stated, everyone shrugged. Kanzaki reached for the phone until Sonya pulled out her pistol and destroyed the device.
"Uh we know who you guys are...cassie, johnny cage, Sonya, Jacqui, Jax, takeda, kung Jin, scorpion, sub-zero, Liu kang, kung Lao, Kano, mileena, d'vorah, kenshi and erron jaeger." The baseball fan listed off before getting threatened by Erron black with one of his revolvers.
"it's Erron black, kid. Black, the last name that you'll remember because I'm going to put a fucking bullet through your head with your name on it." The gunslinger sneered.
"uh...you don't even know my name..." Sugino replied with a sweat drop appearing on his head.
"yeah I do! Sam."
Sugino shook his head
"Samuel."
"not even close!" Sugino exclaimed.
"stefanno?"
"Do you even KNOW what country you're in?!"
Erron pulled his gun and aimed it at Sugino's head, "don't know...don't care."
Nagisa creeped towards the gunslinger before wrapping his legs around the gunslinger's head, the blue boy used his body weight to bring down the assassin to the ground like an anaconda. Black struggled to pull the child's neck from his throat.
"Kanzaki, guns!" Nagisa stuttered, the gamer girl ran towards black and did her best to disarm him, she unhooked his guns and pulled out his sand globes. She then reached for his bandana when he managed to break free from Nagisa's anaconda legs and pinned Kanzaki down. Everyone stopped bickering as he had the girl in headlock.
"tell us where the fuck we are..."he gritted through s teeth, slowly chocking her.
"r-r-ritsu!" She pulled out her phone and turned it on. A purple head girl in a sexy police officer uniform appeared on the screen.
"Hey itona-kun...wait you're not itona! I don't even recognise you in any files! None of you!" The vocaloid girl remarked.
"no shit, computer girl..." Kung Jin muttered.
"Please forgive me," the purple computer apologized " my name is Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery or Ritsu for short. You are currently in the mansion of Akari Yukimura or Kayano kaede."
"Cut to the chase, how the hell did we all end up here."
" I do not know but I assure you tht the government will do their best to send you back...now if you excuse me..."
Ritsu shut off on Kanzaki's phone, the girl continued pressing the on button.
"It's not turning on..." Kanzaki stated, hitting the phone on her palm.
"allow me~~" mileena hissed, she snatched Kanzaki's phone and tossed it on the ground.
"no mileena you don't go smashing up people's phone to bring back digital people." Cassie chided before snatching the phone on the ground "glasses girl, do you still have chloroform?"
okuda shook her head and Nagisa did the scary clap. Mileena fell unconscious and d'vorah used her vomit cocoon to bind her, the next thing the children realized was that d'vorah had her killer pincers extended and prepared for stabbing mileena's heart and brain.
"wait! Don't do it!" Nagisa cried, waving his hands to attract the bug queen's attention.
"do it queen bee!" Kano cheered, soon the entire mortal kombat crew were cheering for mileena's execution.
Suddenly, sugino threw a ball at the killer bug's face. She whipped her head around and glared at the baseball fan. Kanzaki pulled out two handguns loaded with blue paintballs.
"wait where did you get that from?" Okuda asked.
"a souvenir." Kanzaki replied before doing a flip and shooting the paintballs everywhere, everyone stopped bickering and stared at the gunner. She landed gracefully on a desk nearby and surveyed the scene of shocked faces,
"girls with guns...always hot." Erron remarked, at that comment Kanzaki clutched her chest protectively.
"Asshole..." Sugino muttered, the students made their way to where Kanzaki was standing and Nagisa cleared his throat.
"Everyone! I'm sure you're all confused on why the hell..." Nagisa began
"why the hell? more like why the fuck..." Johnny cage muttered.
"Fuck, hell, heck? who cares! look! we're doing our best right now to make you guys feel comfortable here and we'll bring you back ok?! if any of you guys kill each other...our teacher will kill you!" he said, murmur spread across the room.
"Korosensei' going to kill these guys?" Karma whispered sarcastically.
"He's an assassin, plus i bet ritsu's telling on us right now." Nagisa replied.
"So get along or get killed," Kayano said. "you're all sleeping in the living room!"
Suddenly loud protest echoed throughout the room.
"Don't you OWN a mansion?" Karma said, raising an eyebrow at Kayano.
"I'm not having HIM comment on my 'guns'." Kayano growled, gesturing towards the gunslinger.
"point taken..." Kanzaki said, still blushing from his last comment.
"We'll take them to school tomorrow." Sugino said.
"Wait WHAT?!" the entire gang cried, no way were they going to take 16 sociopaths into their world! Their world had rules like: Don't kill people and don't carry weapons.
"Would you rather leave them here?" the boy countered, then everyone grew silent.
"I would!" Karma replied cheekily, raising his hand. Kayano kicked him in the balls before huffing towards her bedroom. Karma felt someone tap his shoulder, he turned around to see it was takeda, who was being backed up by kung Jin, Cassie and Jacqui.
"Hey kid, what's wrong with your girlfriend?" the whipping master asked, Karma chuckled.
"Oh she's not his girlfriend." Nagisa growled, Takeda took a step back. Kung Jin cleared his throat.
"uh so we never really caught your names..." Kung Jin muttered, still having his hand on his bow.
"I'm nagisa, the girl who just ran off was Kayano. The guy you just talked to was karma."
"so who's chloroform glasses, slugger and gun slinger?" Cassie said, popping another bubble with her mouth, Nagisa looked at kayano for help who gave returned a shrug.
"you mean okuda, sugino and kanzaki?" Karma said.
"how come you only have an English name whilst everyone else has a Japanese name?" Jacqui pointed out, Karma replied with a shrug before checking his watch.
"3...2...1..."he counted before a window smashed opened and a tentacle being rolled in.
"STUDENTS ARE YOU OK?!" Korosensei screamed hugging his pupils, the kombatants stopped bickering and stared at the unkillable teacher.
"is that a tentacle monster?" Liu kang asked.
"Where'd that glasses girl get chloroform from?" Sonya pondered.
"I've got a damn better question!" Kano growled, everyone grew silent.
"These are skills of assassins, how did you learn this?"
the room was silent.
"nuhuhuhuhuhu! I'm sure all of you have your questions. But since it's Sunday night! My students need to sleep so wait till tomorrow!" Sensei said before zooming out. Karma walked to the lights.
"alright kombatant's lights out..." Karma switched off the light and the students walked to kayano's room. Wondering what machinery laid in her room
Author's note: k it's done. I hope you enjoyed it! I vow there will be Kanzaki X Sugino, Nagisa X Kayano & Karma X Okuda. I will do my best to slip in some one-sided erron X Kanzaki, Takeda X Jacqui & KJ X Cassie cage. Fav, follow and review and PLEASE NO MEAN REVIEWS LIKE "wtf" or criticise my writing style because from cinder's bane I got emotionally hurt from those reviews. I managed to sneak in a pewdipie reference inside it so i hope you pick it up. K hope you enjoyed it, fav/ follow/ review and no meanies