Here's one of the fictions I've been working on in my spare time, just chapter 1 for now to test the waters, like my other fictions it's a OC insert, so I hope you all enjoy, drop a review and let me know what you all think?


Chapter 1

The fairy tail

It was a quiet sunny day in the port town of Hargeon as everything was calm and piece full as people went about their business, it was on this day that it was fate that certain people's fates would collide which would change the world forever.

In the main shopping district a traveller is passing through he has messy silver hair that goes the base of his neck, his eyes were bright emerald green and he was wearing a white haramaki, going around his waist with his chest bare, and black trousers
with sandals on his feet and a blackno sleeved trench coat hanging from his left shoulder as he carries a bag over his right. With a goldensignet ring on his right hand, that had the Roman numeral for 10 (x) embedded on it, He looks around
scanning the store names.

'Isn't there one magic store in this town, I swear if I have to go looking in another town I swear by the gods…finally' The man spots a store and grins, 'finally let's hope they have some good stuff, the last one was rubbish'

The man walks up and opens the door and looking inside his hope sinks as he looks around, 'oh come on you call this place a magic shop, I swear I've got more magic energy in my ring finger than there is in this whole store, but I may as well look around'

The man closes the door and proceeds to browse the rather small selection, as he does, he listens in to the conversation at the front desk.

"What you mean this is the only magic shop in the entire town!" said the blond girl.

The man turns his head, 'great then this whole thing is a waste of time, it not likely I'll learn anything new here'

"Afraid so, the people around here are more fishing folk than they are magic folk, in fact, I'd reckon most of them don't even know how to use magic, I built this little store to sell to the wizards who are just passing through" the old shop keeper said

"Hm, then I came all the way out here for nothing," she girl said as she hung her head.

The man chuckled, "I know the feeling" he said as he came up beside the girl, "hey old man do you have anything here that is actually proper magic and not cheap tricks, half this stuff any decent wizard could do with just the snap of their fingers"

"I'm sorry sir but I'm afraid anything more powerful would require a permit from the magic council to sell the most I have are a few gate keys," the shopkeeper said regrettably.

Both the man and girl turned their heads, ""now we're talking""

Both the man and woman looked at each other and he smirked and she smiled.

He held out his hand, "names Draxsis, Draxsis Hazzard"

The girl took it, "Lucy"

She was a fair bit smaller that Draxsis, with shoulder-length blond hair tied back with a blue ribbon, dark brown eyes, wearing a blue and white no sleeve top showing off her mature figure and bust, a brown belt and blue skirt, on her belt he could see
a metal ring with keys on it, and on the other side…a bull whip. 'Hm kinky as well as cute, *chuckle*'

"A pleasure to meet you, Lucy, now let's see these gate keys old man," Draxsis said looking back to the old man with a glint in his eye.

The old man started talking out some boxes and at the first one, Lucy started cooing over it. "Oh wow, little doggy"

Draxsis raised an eyebrow as he opened the others, 'all silver and low level spirits nothing that would even last more than a few minutes in a good fight, looks like this place is a dump just like I thought', Draxsis looked over to Lucy whose
eyes were sparkling over the key in front of her, Draxsis peered over her shoulder, "a Gate key of the Canis Minor, that's pretty weak you know", 'that things a pet key'

"I know but I really want it, mister how much?" Lucy asked the shop keeper.

"twenty thousand jewels~" he replied holding up two fingers.

A cold wind blew in through the place, and Draxsis, raised an eyebrow, 'this guy is a grade A rip off, that things not even worth five thousand, but eh, not much for me'

Draxsis looks to Lucy who looks heartbroken at the price, Drax smirk reaching into his bag and pulled out a wad of notes as big as his fist, and set it down on the counter, "there ya go"

Lucy's eyes were wide, "Hu"

"You look like someone just kicked your dog, the guys a rip-off but twenty thousand isn't much for me, so consider it my treat, for making my day, not a total waste" Draxsis smiled

Lucy immediately blushed, "t-thank you, Draxsis"

Draxsis smiled, "please just call me Drax," he said as he walked forward to the door, "well hope to see you around Lucy, I'll be in town until the end of the day at least if we don't see each other before I go, it was nice meeting you"

"Yea, you too," she said smiling

Drax opened the door and walked out and started walking to the next street, 'oh well if I'm not going to get any new magic here I may as well, see if they sell my favourite food'

Drax started walking stopping in multiple restaurants but none seemed to sell them, causing him not to walk with his head hung. 'How? How can they not sell the food of miracles here, I know it may not have originated here but it's still the food of the gods, that's it when I retire from being a mage I'm starting up my restaurant specializing in the food that dreams are made of…..but for now I'll just have to make it myself'

Drax sighed as he walked over to the nearest restaurant and asks to use their kitchen the girl kindly agrees when he gives her a kind smile, making her blush, after about ten minutes he comes out with a plate with a cloth over it, and a small basket with
a cloth over it as well, he thanks the girl and then looked at a table, he smirked when he saw a familiar face as he walked over to a table.

"Hey Lucy nice seeing you again" Drax smiled as he walked over dodging some food projectiles from her friends who were stuffing their faces.

He had pink hair, a white scally scarf and a red jacket from what Draxsis could see, and he was eating all the food like there was no tomorrow. And on the table beside him was a blue cat eating just as fast as the boy was.

"Oh hey Draxsis, it's nice to see you again, thanks again for the help earlier, I'll defiantly pay you back when I can," Lucy said with a smile

"No no it's alright Lucy," Draxsis waved her off, "it was a gift no need to pay me back, would you mind if I eat with you, eating alone is never as pleasant as eating with company"

"Sure it's no problem," Lucy said as she shifted over to let Drax sit down.

Drax nodded and took a seat beside her setting down his plate, "so Lucy who are your friends"

"Oh these are Natsu and Happy, they pulled me out of a tight jam after I left the shop, I came across this crowd where supposedly the great mage Salamander was, but it was just some creep using a charm spell to hypnotise all the women around him, Natsu
snapped me out of it, so I'm treating him to lunch" Lucy explained with a frown

"Well sounds like you got lucky, but a charm spell?" Draxsis said in disbelief, "That guy really does sound like a creep, those things have been outlawed for years, I'm not even sure anyone sells them anymore, the guy must have really jumped through a
lot of hoops to get his hand on one, talk about a grade-A douche bag" Drax spat in disgust.

"Yeah,say I was meaning to ask you earlier are you a wizard by any chance, when you were in the store you seemed to know what you were talking about," Lucy asked out of curiosity

"YeahI'm a wizard same as you- I saw your keys- I've mostly been traveling all over the continent and even overseas to other lands for the past few years, so I haven't joined a guild, though I've had plenty of offers, though, so what about you,
joined a guild?" Drax replied and asked

"No, not yet, so technically we're both not considered full-fledged wizards until we join one I guess, but there are tonnes of them, it's amazing you've gotten offers to join some, why didn't you take them," Lucy asked curiously.

Draxsis shrugged, "just suppose it wasn't the right time, I liked my freedom and at the time I figured a guild would just tie me down, but I suppose it is about time I saddled up, so what one you thinking of joining"

"oh, I'm wanting to join the most popular one of all, they're always featured in Sorcerer Weekly, I'm just not sure how to go about joining, is it an interview or something like that, do you have to take a test?" Lucy started thinking.

"I suppose it's different for every guild, but Lucy you might want to stop those two before they eat you out of all your money," Draxsis says pointing over to the mountain of dirty dishes all around Natsu and Happy who have just been listening and eating

"Ahhhhhh, well there goes all my money," Lucy said as she hung her head again.

"Ha-ha-ha, well you should really watch yourself if you offer to pay for someone else's meal" Drax laughed.

"YeahI guess you're right, oh I almost forgot you two came here trying to find someone didn't you," Lucy asked Natsu and Happy.

"We're looking for Igneel" spoke Happy, making Draxsis look at him for a second.

'…holy crap did that cat just talk!', "a talking cat, interesting, so who's this Igneel guy", Drax asked, 'that name sounds familiar'

"We heard a rumour, a salamander was going to be coming through this town so we came here to see him, turns out it was somebody else" Natsu spoke between bites

"Yeah that guy didn't even look like a salamander at all" Happy commented.

"No kidding I bet that poser can't even breathe fire like a real dragon" scoffed Natsu

'Dragon…don't tell me' Draxsis thought to himself as he listened.

"Ah I don't get it, your friend Igneel looks like a dragon?" asked Lucy confused.

"Hm, no you got it all wrong, he doesn't look like a dragon he is one" corrected Natsu.

"HU" squeaked Lucy in shock.

"Aye, Igneel is a real life fire dragon" confirmed Happy

Draxsis sat there for a moment as Lucy tried to process that fact, Draxsis smirked, "well I've heard of weirder things in my travels, but dragons and talking cats, that's new, but I've just got one question?"

"WHY WOULD A FIRE DRAGON SHOW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN?" yelled Lucy

"That's what I was going to ask, it's completely ridiculous" nodded Draxsis.

Both Natsu and Happy looked to each other in confusion as Lucy just sighed, "Oh well, say Drax what's under the cloth" asked Lucy as she pointed to the basket and cloth.

"Oh I'm glad you asked Lucy, after spending a few years traveling I tasted many dishes all over the world, but there has always been one that I have loved, I searched all over town but no one seems to sell it here so I was forced to make them myself,
so behold the food of the gods" Drax says as he pulls the cloth away, revealing two long wooden stick with three round ball on them in different colours with small specks in through them.

Lucy looks at them, "what are they?"

"You would call them sweet dumplings, but where they originated they are called Dango, and they are the food of the gods" Drax says as he lifts one of the stick, "I normally don't do this, but seeing as you have actually never tried one I will allow you
the blessing of trying one"

"Hm, sure," she said with a smile,

Lucy reaches forwards and pulls one off the stick and takes a bite and then quickly finishes the whole thing, "wow these are gorgeous"

"Told you so", Draxsis lifts up the basket and pours some more into a small napkin and ties it up, "here you go, enjoy the blessing of the gods that is Dango"

"Thanks" Lucy smiles taking the small pouch and putting them in her bag, "I'll definitely save them for later", she slips out and bows "well I'd best be going it was nice seeing you again Drax, enjoy the food Natsu, Happy"

She then begins to walk off and Draxsis waves only to end up sweat dropping as Natsu and Happy get up and kneel in front of the whole restaurant, "thank you for the food!"

'What's with these two, well at least they have manors' Draxsis thinks as he takes a bite of the Dango smiling, 'ah these truly are mana from heaven, thank you, gods, for such a divine taste'


Time skip

A few hours later and it was getting dark, Draxsis was sitting at a café at the top of the town overlooking the ocean watching as the moon glistened off the water.

"It truly is a wonderful night, ah you have to love the ocean" he picks up another stick of Dango and takes a bite, "and with Dango the night is perfect"

As he is eating Natsu and Happy walk by, "hey you to heading out" he calls to them

"Oh hey Draxsis, yeah we'reheading out shortly need to be getting back home, everyone will be wondering where we've gone off to," Natsu says as he walks over

"Aye" agrees Happy

"Well I hope to see you around I'll be setting off soon myself, I was just out to see about learning some new magic but there isn't really any in this town that I haven't learned already so I'll be hitting the road once I'm done here" Drax says as he
lifts his warm glass of sake taking a drink, washing down the Dango.

"Maybe we can travel together if it's magic you're looking for I'm sure you could learn plenty in Fairy Tail," Natsu says with a grin.

"Fairy Tail, you mean you're in the number one guild in all of Fiore," Drax asked with a curious look.

Natsu nodded, and Draxsis raised an eyebrow and raised his hand to his chin thinking, "well I did say it was about time I joined a guild, I suppose I could join up, sure why not let's get going"

"Aye. Hm, hey Natsu isn't that that guys' salamanders boat out there" Happy said from the railing

Natsu looked around and looked like he was about to hurl for a second, "ah man I hate boats"

"You get seasick Natsu?" asks Draxsis

"Natsu gets travel sick any kind of transportation what-so-ever makes him sick" Happily announces

"Bummer", Draxsis said with a thought, 'dragon slayer magic then, that's the downside of it'

Then the two of them heard a group of girls taking over at the side, they were talking so loudly the three of them couldn't help but hear them, "oh my gosh that's salamanders ship isn't it", "I wish I could have gone to his party", "who's salamander",
"wow you've never heard of him, he's a super famous wizard who's in town right now", "yea and he's a member of Fairy Tail"

At that Natsu's eyes narrow and he looks back out at the ship.

"Did they say Fairy Tail, hey Natsu, that guy salamander, you know him?" Draxsis asked

"Never seen him before" he replied, with an underlying anger in his voice.

"Hm, they how can he be a member of Fairy Tail?" asked Draxsis setting down his cup

"I don't know but I'm going to find out, let's go Happy" Natsu yelled as he jumped over the railing as happy grabbed his shoulders

"Aye," Happy yelled when he suddenly sprouted wings and took off into the air leaving Draxsis standing there wide eyed.

'A flying talking cat…cool, I want one.'

Draxsis stands up as he lifts his basket of Dango and puts it under his chair, "they should be safe enough there till I get back" he turns around flexing his arms and grinning, "something tells me this is about to get interesting", as he runs and jumps
off the high wall and lands on the lower street level and sprints towards the docks.


Time skip

Five minutes later Drax was in a magic speed boat and he's skidding along the water surface as he sees Lucy in a lovely crimson dress and Happy falling into the water, he brings the boat to a stop and looks over the edge to try to find them, the both
emerge.

"Hey are you two all right" Draxsis calls as they swim over

"Yea I am now," Lucy says holding up a ring with all her keys on it, Draxsis smiles and he pulls her on board and tosses Happy on board by his tail

"Ouch!" yelps Happy

"Oh quit your whining, where's Natsu?" asks Draxsis

"Ah back on the boat" points Happy

"But doesn't he get transport sickness," asks Draxsis in a deadpan tone

"Yeah"nods Happy like it's a good thing

"That idiot, well I guess we'd better help him" Draxsis face palms

"Sure, and I've got the perfect spirit for the job" smiles Lucy holding up a gold key

"Need a hand," Drax said reaching into his haramaki and fishing out a silver key

"You're a celestial wizard too," Lucy asks in shock

"That's a story for another time, let's just get to helping Natsu" smirks Draxsis

"Right" Lucy nods

Draxsis hold up his key as it glows, "open gate of the elemental, Colossus"

Lucy swings her key, "open gate of the water bearer, Aquarius"

Both stick their keys in the water and turn them suddenly out of the water two shapes form, one was feminine and formed into a mermaid, She has a long, blue fish-tail, light blue hair that reaches up to her waist, curvy, and a large bust, blue eyes that
seem to have no pupils, Wearing a dark blue bikini top and on each arm, she has a golden armlet and bracelet, also a headband, three piercings on her tail, and a golden belt at her waist. A dark blue tattoo resembling the Aquarius zodiac symbol rests
right under her collarbone, wielding a golden urn.

While the other didn't stop forming it grew and grew into a massive figure made out of nothing but water, Lucy dropped to her knees her eyes wide, "w-w-w-w-w-what the hell it that!"

Drax grins, "My contracted spirit, hey Colossus!" Drax yells up

The massive giant figure looks down and a smile forms on its face, "Ah Drax, it's been a while since you last summoned me"

"He-he-he, sorry old friend, I haven't needed to summon you in a while, not many opponents need a two hundred foot tall beat down" chuckled Draxsis, making Lucy and Happy sweatdrop

"I suppose your right, but just a friendly drink wouldn't hurt then and again" smirked the being.

"Sure old friend, I can't remember the last time we did, but I could use your help now," asked Drax

"What do you need to be done" bellowed the being

"You see that ship, I need it beached back there, try not to flood the town though the last thing we need in the army bearing down on us, fighting them once was bad enough" Drax laughed

"Ha-ha-ha-ha that was a fun day. Ok, you got it" the giant laughed as he began wading through the water towards the boat.

Drax just nodded before turning back to an awestruck cat, girl and heart eyed mermaid….uh what was that.

"Oh my what a hunk, if I didn't have a boyfriend I'd be all over this one, that's it brat I demand we break our contract I wish to make one with this hottie" cooed and demanded Aquarius

"W-w-w-w-what," asked Lucy in complete shock.

"ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, sorry but I don't like getting in between a wizard and her summons, besides I already have an all elemental spirit, having two would just be overkill" reasoned Draxsis

The mermaid pouts at this, "very well, I suppose I can't do anything if you refuse" she then turns to Lucy, "girl you dare drop my key again and you're dead got that"

"Y-y-yes ma'am" whimpers Lucy

Aquarius then disappears,

"Some help you were," Lucy says in a deadpan voice

They all look around when they hear a loud rushing noise, and then they see a huge wave coming at them with the ship on top of it Draxsis quickly jumps for the wheel and then starts racing for the shore keeping ahead of the wave, but it overtakes them
and their soon riding it.

"Slow us down Colossus, we'll crash into the city at this rate", yells Draxsis

"Sure no problem" came a loud voice as the wave started shrinking on one side as the small boat slowed down and came up to the beach, while the ship crashed into the dock and beached itself.

Draxsis grinned as he unstrapped himself, and jumped off the boat at the water rose up beside him forming a human figure, who bro fisted with Draxsis

"Nicely done Colossus, I'll defiantly call you back for a drink when I get settled somewhere again" Drax smirked.

"I'll be looking forward to it" the figure spoke before the water stopped and splashed to the ground as the group walked onward to the crash site.

As they got to it a crowd was already forming as people came out to see what was happing. They could see Natsu on top of the crashed ship getting to his feet.

"Natsu!" Lucy called out, only to be stopped by Draxsis, looking at Natsu he could see the pissed of look in his eye, 'this could be interesting to watch, I think I'll hold off, this isn't my fight'

"So you claim to be a member of the Fairy Tail guild" growled Natsu

"So, what's it to you, go get him men" the salamander ordered

"Let me get a closer look at your face", Natsu says as A bunch of the slaver crew goes for him while he simply tosses his jacket to the side showing a no sleeve vest underneath

Lucy gasps "Natsu watch out"

Happy giggles, "it's alright Lucy, we probably should have told you this earlier Natsu's a wizard to", getting a shocked look from Lucy and a stoic look from Draxsis who watches as Natsu who simply swats the two men away like flies.

"My name is Natsu, I'm a Fairy Tail wizard, and I've never seen you before" yelled Natsu

"Y-You've got to be kidding me, Natsu is a Fairy Tail wizard," Lucy says in awe.

"Yea I know shocking when he told me I was surprised too, even more so when he invited me to join and I accepted" grinned Draxsis

"WHAT!?" screamed Lucy.

Back with the slaver crew they all look at Natsu scared, "that mark on his arm, this guys the real deal Bora"

"Don't call me that you fool" the now newly revealed Bora yells

Draxsis raises and eyebrow, "Bora" he looked at the man.

He was a tall and slim man with mildly short blue spiky hair jutting outwards, with a long fringe left hanging over the upper left part of his face. He has a mildly rectangular face with sharp features, dark eyes and thin, dark eyebrows. His most distinctive
facial feature is most likely the dark tattoo covering the right part of his forehead, just above his right eyebrow, this being highly reminiscent of a thin, stylised pair of tongs placed horizontally, with the "handles" pointing towards Bora's right
eye.

wearing ornate clothing, with the most visible piece being a dark, high-collared cape almost reaching down to his knees, possessing a lighter inner part and light edges adorned with a pattern consisting of many rhombs, or possibly many "X"s, lined up
one after the other. Such cape is closed some centimetres below his neck by a small fastener adorned by a stylized flame, in reference to his stolen epithet of Salamander, with a light ribbon hanging from it, and has large motifs adorning its sides,
starting from the shoulders and going down several inches; each motif is shaped like a large, light and hollow circle from whose outer side many arrows jut outwards in every direction, and which has several wavy lines protruding towards its hollow
centre. Below such cape, is a simple, light short-sleeved shirt with outlined edges, paired with light pinstriped pants with visible hems, held up by a simple belt covered in elongated spots and largely hidden by his shirt, and polished dark shoes,
with lighter soles and a light upper part going down from the ankle's front. He also sports three large metal bracelets around his right wrist and forearm.

'This guy looks like a grade-A douche bag, with a side order of pompous prick'

"I've heard of him, they call him Bora the Prominence, rumour has it he was kicked out of the titan nose wizard guild because of bad behaviour" announces Happy

"So he's an excommunicated creep then, looks like Natsu's about to have a field day kicking his ass" Draxsis retorts glaring at the man

"I have no idea what you're trying to do here buddy and quite frankly I don't care if you're a good guy, bad guy or what, I'm not going to let you dirty the Fairy Tail guild's name" snaps Natsu

"And what are you going to do about it, stop me. Prominence Typhoon" Bora calls out his attack as a magic circle formed and fires purple flames at Natsu who just stands there as they engulf him.

Lucy's eyes go wide as she calls out for Natsu and was about to rush to him when Happy block her. After the attack, everyone starts rushing away from the site for fear of getting caught in the crossfire. Draxsis crosses his arms listening as Bora calls
Natsu week, and Draxsis chuckles looking into the flames and smirks at Natsu's next words.

"Yuck, this is so gross, are you sure that you're really a fire wizard because these are the nastiest flames I've ever tasted" he calls as he scoffs down the flames

Everyone who witnesses it except Happy and Drax goes wide-eyed witnessing it, Drax grins. 'Yep dragon slayer magic, fire dragon if I'm not mistaken, this scum bag is so screwed'

Natsu finishes eating the flames and grins, "thanks for the grub poser"

"Now I've got a fire in my belly that's just itching to get out, Fire Dragon Roar"

Natsu slams his fists together and breathes through them as a magic circle formed and he spews for a massive stream of flame and causes a massive explosion leaving the entire slaver crew scattered and beaten.

"That was an impressive attack," Drax says with a grin

"Fire magic won't work on Natsu," Happy says happily

Drax looks up and sees Bora in the air hovering on a trail of fire as Natsu stands up straight up

"Hey Bora, I swear I've seen this guy before, the pink hair and the scaly looking scarf there no doubt about it, he's got to be the real one" one of his men said in fright.

"Salamander" Lucy calls out in shock

Natsu clenches his fists as fire forms around them and he calls out, "I hope you guys are paying attention this is what a real Fairy Tail wizard can do, here I come" as he burst forward towards Bora.

Bora freaks and starts spraying magical shots down at the approaching Natsu, who blasts fire out of his feet from a magic circle and launch himself upwards , round house kicks Bora sending him into the town and crashes like a meteorite.

Drax grins watching it, as Lucy asks about his magic, "So he eats fire and then attack with it, but how is it some kind of spell"

Before Happy can respond, Drax speaks up, "its dragon slayer magic, fire dragon to be precise, it's a type of magic that been long forgotten, he has dragon lungs to breath fire, dragon scales to dissolve the fire and dragon claws for attacking with fire,
this magic was designed to originally combat dragons, I'm shocked to see it in use here, but seeing him fight is a real treat, he's quite strong"

Lucy looks to him, "how do you know all this?"

"Picked it up on my travels, you can learn a lot from travelling, but let's just watch this….."

As Drax was talking Bora pulled out of the rubble and created a magic circle and fired a large blast of fire magic destroying the building Natsu was on but he jumped out of the way, the fire continued on up the town crashing into the restaurant Drax had
been at before all of this, Drax's eyes shot open and he sprinted for that location.

Natsu and Bora kept fighting as Drax came up to the restaurant and dropped to his knees at where he had been sitting previously and held up a charred basket, that then turned to ash and disintegrated in his hands.

Drax went quiet as his eyes shadows over and Lucy and Happy came up behind him asking what he had run off for, all he muttered was, "unforgivable, he must pay for such an act" before disappearing in a flash.

Natsu had just pinned Bora to the ground and was about to knock him down with a flaming fist but was stopped when Drax appeared yelling.

"Wait a moment Natsu!" Draxsis called as he comes over pounding his right fist.

Natsu looked at him and saw the look in his eye as he walked towards them, "I've got a bone to pick with him now, and you've had your fun so give me a dig or two"

Natsu grinned saying "sure thing" before tossing him to Drax who grabs him by the collar and holding him off his feet eyes glinting red with anger.

"You have desecrated the food of the gods, such an act shall not go unpunished. The punishment is pain" Draxsis growled

Bora is now shaking in Drax's grip before being sent skyward in a uppercut to the chin he flies up into the air, and Natsu looks up whistling "that's some right hook you've got" but then he looks done and Drax is gone, but looking back up Drax is up in
the air with Bora, and calls down to Natsu. "Clear back a bit, this punks coming in hard"

Natsu gulps, before launching himself backwards and Drax draws back his fist and thrusts it into Boras midsection who is instantly shot to the ground at high-speed letting off a sonic boom coming in before sends out a ring of shock when he impacts and
creates a creator.

Drax then lands on top ring of the crater with a grin and bows, "your transgression against the food of the gods has been pardoned, don't let it happen again"

As he does this Natsu, Happy and Lucy come up beside him their mouths gaping, as Happy whispers to Natsu, "you don't think he's related to Erza do you, this is scary" after which they both shake slightly.

Lucy looks at Drax mouth still gaping before closing it and gulping, "um Draxsis what was that?"

Drax grinned, "divine retribution to all those that defile the Dango"

Natsu, Lucy and Happy sweat drop as Drax said that so casually and all three had the exact same thought

'Don't mess with his Dango…ever'

Then Lucy looked around a bit, half the town was trashed and burning, and there was a massive three-meter wide crater in the middle of the road. "Um I think you two over did it, by a lot"

"Is there any other way to do it?" Drax says and both he and Natsu bro fist in agreement.

But the moment is ruined when a mass of footsteps are heard, Lucy says it's the Fiore army, to which both Natsu and Drax say in combination

"OH CRAP, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!"

Natsu quickly grabs Lucy and starts running, Drax grabs his bag and coat on the way past sprinting after them and running from the Fiore army at the same time

'Well this is another fine mess I've got myself into'