What Really Happened to Randy Orton

It was an average day at the Orton household, as Randy Orton was getting ready to team up with Dean Ambrose against Luke Harper and Brawn Strowman of the Wyatt Family. He had his breakfast of eggs, toast, and orange juice, did his morning workouts, and said bye to his daughter before she went off to school. There was one more thing to do before he left; take out the trash.

Randy got all of the trash from the house, and put them in the trash can that the garbage men pick up. Randy rolled the can out to the curd, when suddenly….

…..Mr. Kennedy came out from the bushes with a crowbar, and started attacking Randy Orton. Orton was caught completely off guard and didn't have time to react as Kennedy hit him in the face with the crowbar, and focused on the arm of Orton. He placed some good hits to the elbow, shoulder, and forearm.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Mr. Kennedy laughed like a maniac as he raised his hands in victory. "YOU THINK YOU COULD GET ME FIRED WITHOUT CONCEQUENCES? WELL, ORTON, I FINALLY GOT MY VENGENCE!" MY TWO WEEKS OF STALKING YOU WERE SO WORTH IT!" Mr. Kennedy gloated.

"Wait…did you say…you were stalking me?" Randy asked, despite being in severe pain. "What I do with my time between wrestling dates is none of your business," Mr. Kennedy said as he ran off leaving Randy injured, and Randy with the realization that he wouldn't be able to compete at not only Hell in a Cell, but Survivor Series, the Royal Rumble, or even Wrestlemania.

"Fuck…that guy," Randy said as he laid in the middle of his lawn, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.

The End