As said in the summary, full credit goes to the author Love Is 4 Walls for the first 23 chapters and the context in those chapters. Starting at chapter 24 and onward are credited to me.

Beware! This story contains sexual language and cursing, read at your own risk!

7/28/16 Note 1: all parts that were in the original story will be posted today. After all that is done, updates for this story will be on the weekends, or whenever I'm free and able to update my stories.

7/28/16 Note 2: any errors will be fixed and edited as I go on.

6/8/2018 Note 3: all errors that I made are fixed now.

Jack: My penis broke and spilt all over my pants :(

Jack: Oh god...pen! I broke my pen!

Miko: Bahahaha! Are you f*cking serious?

Miko: I totally love you for this dude! You just made my week!

Bulkhead: Hey Miko, how is your day going?

Miko: Terrible! I have detention already! I hate manboobs T.T

Miko: Lmao. MONDAYS! Not manboobs!

Bulkhead: What are manboobs?

Raf: Guess what Bee? I have a new toy car!

Bee: That's great Raf. What type of car is it?

Raf: It's a corpse!

Bee: A CORPSE!

Raf: Oh no! No! It's a camaro! Lol :)

Bee: You scare me sometimes o.O

Smokescreen: Bumblebee where are you? I've been sexting you 4 ages!

Smokescreen: Oh frag texting! Not the other thing!

Bee: Bahahahaha XD

Bee: This is hilarious! You've just made Ratchet laugh!

Smokescreen: Damn you auto carrot!

Optimus: Agent Fowler, have you left for the meeting with General Bryce yet?

Agent Fowler: Sorry! I'm still in my basement fondling the landlady.

Agent Fowler: I am fondling the landlady!

Optimus: Please keep the details of your interface life to yourself Agent Fowler.

Agent Fowler: Sorry! Quake happening again!

Optimus: An earthquake?

Agent Fowler: I'm fondling the laundry!

Optimus: Ok, you're fondling your landlady in your basement during an earthquake.

Optimus: I'll tell General Bryce you'll be a bit late.

Arcee: Ultra Magnus, can you help me? I'm stuck...

Ultra Magnus: Where?

Arcee: I'm stuck underneath a massive cock inside the erect mine...

Ultra Magnus: What?

Arcee: Primus! I'm stuck under a rock in the erect mine!

Arcee: The energon mine slaggit!

Ultra Magnus: I'll groundbridge to your coordinates

Arcee: Thank you :)