Hey guys, LiulfrLokison here! Was going through my old creative writing stuff and found this gem hidden away, so I thought I'd share it. If you're following my Avengers story "Who's Afraid Of The Dark", I'm just a little busy with an essay at the moment, so I probably won't update until after the weekend.

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters mentioned below, (but maybe Keith, I feel like his character might spawn some one shot chapters about the weird things he sees or has to deal with around Shinra), they all belong to Square Enix and their creators. Because if I did, I would do what any other FFVII fangirl does. Make the ships canon.

26 Sentences Of Zack

A day without Zack was a day without sunshine.
Because he literally brought life to the building.
Cloud, of course, got dragged into every little scheme.
Demands and protests ignored and forgotten.
Even pleading was useless as Zack blocked him out.
For one whole day Zack never pulled a prank.
Genesis was completely paranoid about it, the boy was obviously plotting something big.
Hojo was blamed immediately, but the Professor was out of town.
Ideas and conspiracy theories sprang up immediately but the next day . . .
Jelly littered the floors and sent many people sprawling to the ground.
Keith, the head janitor, was not amused at all.
Leading us to the reason why Zack's laundry was all dyed a vile murky yellow.
Maybe the constant stream of pranks would stop now.
Nope, Zack didn't give up that easy.
Opening a door would result in chaos, setting off triggers and traps.
Pranks was Zack's calling in life.
Quitting his favourite past time would end in disaster.
Reno would just help Zack to find a more destructive hobby.
So everyone was doomed to be pranked every day.
The only person unaffected was Sephiroth.
Unless you wanted to be held by your ankle fifty stories up, the last person was . . .
Vomiting and traumatized for weeks.
Who would dare to prank the General?
X-rays were common for Zack, his pranks usually ended with broken bones.
You would think he would stop injuring himself in his mission to prank every employee in the building, but . . .
Zack, simply wouldn't be Zack anymore.

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A/N: Well, there you have it. 26 Sentences Of Zack.

(I think my first chapter from Keith might be how he got into Zack's laundry).

Hope you enjoyed!

LiulfrLokison out! :3