Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail

A/N: Back again with another magical stoner AU! These stories are somewhat strange but funny…I wrote this one more or less as a request by Julius Night. The story is short – again – but this time Erza gets a little "action", too. Enjoy!

It was another easy going day for us potheads in the rowdy guild Fairy Tail. Natsu, Gray and I weren't by far the only ones who enjoyed a little date with Maryjane, but we were definitely the top-consumers of the guild. Fortunately we have a very skilled mage in out guild – Droy – who used plant magic and thus grew a few nice plants.

It was a sunny day, and usually we would either hang out at my apartment puffing a little or hang out in the woods, doing the same. But after we nearly got caught by Erza, we wanted to try something new and less obvious; also, it was recommended by Mira. That's right, we wanted to bake a cake.

Mira had given me a recipe, and we bought a little flask of oil off Droy. After I bought the other ingredients and carried them back, we wanted to start.

"These bags are so heavy.", I sighed as I opened the door to my apartment with my foot and put two shopping bags on the kitchen counter.

"Well, we wanted to help…", said Gray with a slight hint of annoyance.

"Oh please. We've done that before, and you were always kicked out of the shops because you were nude, and Natsu would begin eating and stack up the bills by a few thousand Jewels.", I said, shrugging my shoulders. It was true, you can't go on a decent shopping trip with either of them. "And don't let me get started on what happened the last time both of you accompanied me. I was in debt for two months!"

"C'mon, Lucy, don't be so mad.", said Natsu lazily. I opened my mouth to retort, but just sighed and shook my head.

"Well, let's get started. Natsu, please get me a bowl, and then leave the kitchen. Gray, can you help?"

"Why do I have to leave and the stupid ice popsicle can stay?", asked Natsu grumpily.

"Because having both of you in here would end in a disaster, and you suck at cooking. Basta.", I said and began with mixing the dough.

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Surprisingly, Gray was not only not as bad as Natsu as a cook, he even was a good cook, or rather baker. We had mixed everything together, the eggs, flour, sugar, salt and all the rest. All that missed was a teaspoon of that rather expensive oil and strawberries. Mira had told us that it would taste delicious, so while I pulled out the flask, Gray began cutting up strawberries. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

"I'm going!", yelled Natsu and opened the door. What we heard next, filled us with dread and despair.

"Hello Natsu! Is Lucy at home?", we heard Erza say.

"Y-yeah…", said Natsu with a small voice.

"Perfect.", said Erza and entered my apartment, heading towards the kitchen.

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"Hello Lucy! Gray, you're here too? You really meet up often.", said Erza as she entered. She seemed to think we left her out as member of the team.

"Yeah, we do.", I laughed while pouring a little oil in the dough.

"Oh? You're making a strawberry cake? Another surprise for me? You don't have to spoil me.", she said curiously. Apparently she thought we'd set something up like last time.

"Yes.", I smiled, stopping to pour the oil in.

"What is this? Chocolate sauce?", asked Erza.

"O-of course it's chocolate sauce.", said Gray.

"Then why do you use so little?", she said and looked at me.

"I-I think this is the right amount…", I stuttered.

"Oh no, you can put some more in. I like chocolate.", stated Erza bluntly. She grabbed the bottle and poured the rest in.

"Oh shit!", yelled Gray and looked how the last drop left the flask:

"What is it, Gray?", asked Erza concerned. Gray looked at her, trying to come up with a good excuse. A second later he cut himself in the finger.

"I cut my finger while cutting the strawberries.", he lied bluntly.

"Oh my, better clean it up.", said Erza. "Lucy, you got a band-aid?"

"Yeah, in the counter in the bathroom.", I said, mixing the dough furiously. After a few seconds all the oil had blended in. I put the dough in a form and shoved it into the oven. Then I walked up to Gray in the bathroom, and Natsu joined us.

"What now? Erza will definitely the cake! Also, we put way too much in it! That thing is spiked over the top.", hissed Natsu.

"We have no choice but to eat it! At least we're pretending it", I said.

"Do you know how she is when she's high?", whispered Gray. "She's the devil when she is drunk, and her mood after our treasure hunt was strange."

"Face it, we can't do anything. She'll eat it, and we will run.", sighed Natsu.

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After an hour of chatting the cake was done. We took it out of the form, put the strawberries on top and cut it.

"Here it is!", I hummed, pretending to be happy, which was hard.

"It smells fantastic!", said Erza and immediately put a slice on her plate.

"You're right. I couldn't wait to it.", said Natsu, hinting that he had waited for a good day with us. Erza looked a little confused by how he phrased it.

"Well, let's dig in.", said Erza happily. She took a first bite and chewed happily. "Hm, it's delicious! But there is an aftertaste that feels a little off."

"Really? I don't think so.", said Gray.

"There is one, there is one.", said Erza. "Right, Natsu?"

Natsu looked up. "No.", he lied.

"If Natsu can't taste, it isn't there. I can't taste it either.", I said.

"Well, I'm finished. Now for a second slice.", said Erza; she had eaten her cake very fast. We three just widened our eyes in horror.

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"That was delicious! It's been long since I ate this much cake.", said Erza. She had eaten at least four slices; we ate just one. "A tea would be perfect now."

"I will brew some.", I said and went into the kitchen. After a few minutes we could drink it.

"Hm, that is a good tea. Lucy, you always surprise me.", said Erza. She took a few sips. "What is it?"

"Maryjane's Recreation Tea?", I said hastily.

"Mira's Recreation Tea?", she wondered. "I never heard that. I'll ask her for some.", said Erza. She misheard me, luckily.

"A-anyway, could you maybe leave after the tea? I want to bath.", I said, trying to get Erza out of the house.

"Of course we'll go.", said Erza. The boys nodded.

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Apparently drinking a tea with Erza seemed to take an hour. Well, maybe it wouldn't, but after half an hour we had felt the oil kicking in. Erza, who ate four times as much we, was totally intoxicated. She went on and on, pouring herself one cup after another.

"Somehow I feel so laid-back now. Somehow, I'm really on ease.", hummed Erza.

"Yeah…a little…cloudy…", said Gray, lying down on the couch. We all had slumped down in our chairs and weren't thinking anything. Sometimes one of us sighed in content.

"I could really eat another cake now.", said Erza.

"Yes, with strawberries and chocolate and cream and stuff…", I said dreamily. "Let's order some. Could you call the pizza guy, Natsu? I mean, Gray. The telephone is there, next to you."

"Mmh, okay, what do you want? Strawberry-Chocolate-cake with cream and no pepperonis?", he asked.

"Yeah.", I nodded slowly.

"Okay, we want three big pizzas. With pepperoni. And a chocolate cake with strawberries and creams. And no pepperoni on that.", said Gray and chuckled a little.

"Could someone put some music on?", sighed Natsu happily. I nodded and stood up.

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After an hour, or two, or just an half, I didn't know, the delivery boy arrived with four crates. "Three pizza and one cake. That will be 1200 Jewels."

"Thank you.", I said and handed him the money. He left and we went to the living room, everyone with his food.

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"This cake is sooo good.", sighed Erza in bliss. She had already eaten half the cake; well, we had eaten our pizzas already.

"Ah, shit, I've never felt like this in a long time…", she hummed. We were stoned as fuck, but she was on a record high. She was a nice one to hang out with when smoking a little herb.

"Man, we could go on a quest.", suggested Natsu lazily.

"Yeah, something with dragons and fairies…", said Gray. I giggled.

"Of course there will be fairies, we are there.", I giggled. Everyone joined in.

"You know, you should bake more often, Lucy.", said Erza.

"Yeah…and then we'll all eat it…", hummed Natsu. We were all content and relaxed, not coming down in the least. This will take hours…

A/N: Tadah, surprise! This is just part one! Somehow, I want to write a follow up! This story doesn't encourage the use of drugs.