A/N Hello! Um… shit… well.. sorry… I was moving… that's my excuse. Not only that, but my computer, as of late, has 8 cracks in the lcd screen. I'm surprised I can still use it. Anyway, for the yandere's that are still hyped for this, enjoy.

Chapter 11

"Ugh…" Steven says waking up, being immediately put back down by Connie, who embraced him

"Steven! You're awake!" Connie shouted.

"Ow! Connie, a little bit quieter. And ease up on the ribcage, I felt a crack." Steven said in a hushed voice.

"Oh! I'm sorry, Steven" Connie said, backing off quickly. "Do you… remember anything?" Connie said, blushing.

"I remember everything." Steven said with a smile.

"Steven. What do we do?" Connie asked, worried for their future relationship. Steven sat on his bedside, and grabbed his crutches, and stood up, face to face with Connie. He grabbed her by the hands.

"Everything and more." Steven said seductively and leaned in for a passionate kiss. It was soft and tender, and felt like it lasted for a millennium. Steven's gem started to glow, and soon, they had fused.

"Well… What do you want to do?" asked to Connie part of Stevonnie "I mean I know were in pain, but I got some vials of your healing spit. Let's just mix it up in to some lotion, and let's heal your wounds."

"This is why you're the smart one; you've got all the good ideas. Why didn't we think of that before?" The Steven part of Stevonnie queried.

"So… I guess we… take off our clothes…"

"Yeah… great first day of being boyfriend and girlfriend, huh?" He joked.

Um… I want to split… please…." She demanded. They split.

"Sorry!" Steven apologized.

"Here…" she handed him the vial.

"Thank…" But before he could finish, she bolted out the door. "Huh? Where's she going? Weird…"

After a few minutes, he had fixed all of his wounds. "I wonder what Garnet and Pearl are doing?" He asks himself. He gets up and looks around. All of a sudden he hears a scream. It came from the door to the crystal gem's room. "What was that?" Steven asks himself, frightened. He rushes to the door. He hears it again. He puts his ear onto the door.

"YES GARNET!" Pearl yells with pleasure. Steven jumps away from the door, falling to the ground.

"Ew! Gross!" Steven says in disgust. He rushed to the warp pad and warped to The Barn. Maybe he could talk to Lapis and Peridot to get his mind off of what he just heard. He sees the barn door is slightly cracked so he tiptoes in. However, he wished he made a scene, so they would know to regain their composure, especially because at that time, Lapis had decided to show Peridot her boobs.

"Are they getting bigger? I read a pregnancy magazine that said my tits will get bigger. Are they bigger?" asked Lapis, as she held them up. Steven, once again, jumped back, trying not to get noticed. Steven ran as far and fast as he could. He ran so fast, he made it into town.

"Whelp… I'm scarred for life. Maybe Amethyst will be more…clothed." Steven walked to Vidalia's house, because if she wasn't at the temple, she was at her house. Steven went into Vidalia's house, and heard loud snoring coming from a few rooms away. "She must be sleeping. Let me wake her up." He walked into the room, and saw a nude Amethyst, sleeping on the couch while Vidalia slept on the floor. Steven's gag reflex had taken its toll, retching in the nearest trash can, then dashed out the house and pulled out his phone to text Connie. 'OMG, I need to talk to you! Meet me at the lighthouse by 4. Luv u' Steven put his phone away and ran faster than before. He was in the lighthouse in 10 minutes, but Connie was already there.

"Steven?! What's wrong?!" However he ignored her before he retched one last time, frightening Connie. "Steven!?" Connie kneeled down and cleaned up Steven to the best of her ability. Steven had told her everything. "Steven. Calm down. I'm here. Look Steven, right now, love is in the air. This is the time where sex is common, where people want to treat people special. I know its weird that youre whole family is doing it. Are you feeling better?" Connie asked.

"Only slightly." Steven said.

"Come here…" She hugged him. "Steven… I ran away from you today, because I thought that's what that was leading to."

"It's okay… Tomorrow… Do you want to go on a date with me? At the boardwalk?" Steven asked.

"I'd love to…" Connie said. They do their final embrace and go home.

A/N Okay, I had way to much fun with this chapter. This is inspiring me. But it's 2:30 so I better stop. Goodnight! Senpai OUT!