A/ N: Okay, sorry for the wait. Anyway, I am a pretty big fan of Akame ga kill… but WHY OH WHY DO THR GOOD CHARACTERS KEEP DYING?! Now Leone might be on the chopping block! WHYYYYYYYY?! I know Akame ga kill isn't a fairy tale and all that shit… but still… fuck. Anyway, please check out my petition on my profile.

And check on my new pal Bramha god. Thanks very much.

Chapter one: Prologue.

"No no no no NO NO NO NO NO! THIS TIME LINE IS ALL WRONG TOO! IT'S THAT SAME DAMN DYSTOPIA! Furthermore, the Child of prophecy was an orphan and had no one growing up… SO WHY DOES HE NEGLECT HIS CHILDREN? HE EVEN SENT A DAMN CLONE TO HIS DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY INSTEAD OF GOING HIMSELF!" screamed a figure in a white featureless void.

She paced back and forth in anger as she looked at the current Time line. She needed to find a way to get the RIGHT ending. Konoha needed to be brought to its knees, Uzu must be revived or at the very least properly avenged,, the cycle that Her grandchildren began must end. But still… every single time, it didn't work. Naruto was the same gullible idiot that was gay for that Uchiha brat and would bend over backwards to forgive somebody for even the most heinous crimes, even forgiving Obito whom deserved no forgiveness.

It was all a mess and she needed desperately to get it right, and by damn Kaguya Otsutsuki isn't going to stop until the threat of her corrupted body and the Cycle or reincarnation is put to rest. She couldn't directly interfere in the material world, at least not for long periods of time before she was forced to retreat back to Limbo. She needed to add something new to the Time line.

Something that could show Naruto that the world wasn't the kind of 'forgive and forget' that he made it put to be. Then… all at once an idea filled her head, as though a light bulb had clicked on and was beginning to shine. This time… the Time line may yet work. She just needed to collect the right people.

Elsewhere.

"Mmmf. Coming to the Material world is so taxing on me." Muttered the Rabbit goddess, fortunately she had spread herself along this Timeline so that she may be quick on collecting the kind of people she needs: Killers.

All across this period of Time she was standing over or near several persons of interest. Her copies all smiled and spoke in apparent unison towards the deceased they wish to collect.

"Sheele."

"Bulat."

"Chelsea"

"Amaterasu"

"Mine"

"Lubbock"

"Leone"

"Esdeath."

"Najenda"

"Akame."

"I have something special in mind for you." With a snap of her fingers, she immediately harvested their spuls. They would prove useful in their next lives.

In Konoha. Some weeks after the Kyuubi attack."

"There. The Time line is reset. Now to give these new children to some good homes." With a snap of her fingers she distributed the children across Konoha, except Najenda and Esdeath, she had something special planned for them. As for the Living Teigu, Amaterasu, she decided to hold onto him till a later date.

One by one, the newly reincarnated children and their Teigu's were left at the doorsteps of various people and clans.

Sheele, was left at the Yamanaka estate.

Bulat was left at the home of Jonin Taijutsu specialist, Might Guy

Chelsea was left at the home of the Nara clan.

Mine was left at the Haruno family's home.

Lubbock was left at the home of the Sarutobi's.

Leone was left at the Inuzuka clan estate, the utter irony didn't escape Kaguya.

Finally, Akame was left at the home of Kurenai, the Genjutsu mistress.

With that done, all the pieces were in place. She could only hope that the Child of Prophecy… could be set on the correct path this time.

Fifteen years later.

Graduation day was on the horizon, in exactly one week the students of the Academy would be granted entry to the tests that would allow them the opportunity to become Genin. And one Naruto Uzumaki was hoping to be paired with his friends.

During the course of his third year at the Academy he finally made friends who didn't judge him or push around or make fun of him. More than once they stuck up for him whenever he was falsely accused of something he didn't do and had a clear alibi.

Akame, Leone, Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Lubbock and Chelsea. Those were their names, and they were some of his best friends. Akame often came off as cold and emotionless but in reality was a natural born stoic. On occasion she would display a softer side whenever Naruto was beaten in a spar with Sasuke. She was also a food lover and a talented cook.

Sheele was exceptionally clumsy and had been banned from working at the Yananaka fkower shop after an incident involving a Venus Flytrap, and this new hormone enriched plant food that was quickly deemed… unstable. This didn't stop Sheele from doing her best in her studies and prove she can be a good Kunoichi. Both Naruto and Sheele often cheered each other on at times as well.

Bulat was, in short, the kind of guy who swung for the other team and doesn't deny it. He trains hard and has an unbeaten win streak in Class Spars, the only reason Sasuke has an unbeaten streak is because He and Bulat are never paired together in a match. Bulat insisted that Naruto refer to him as 'Aniki' or 'Handsome' to which the blonde called him by 'Aniki'. Bulat occasionally helped Naruto train every now and again in Taijutsu… but rumors circulated that Bulat's adoptive father, is a bigger oddball than Bulat and his pompadour hairstyle.

Leone could best be described as a wild child. She was a bit of an outcast in the Inuzuka clan due to her primarily associating with Felines. But that didn't stop her from learning the Inuzuka's Taijutsu techniques. She often flirted with and teased Naruto. Often trying to rub his whisker marks. She sometimes made promises to let him grope her quickly developing boobs in exchange for letting her touch said whisker marks. He hadn't taken up on her offer… yet but at times he seriously considered it. He wanted to wait till after graduation before exploring in his interest of the fairer sex. And it was quite often the two would engage in either prank wars, or would give the Academy teachers hell.

Out of all his friends, Naruto interacted with Lubbock the least. Not for lack of trying, but Lubbock was often doing his own thing, like trying to figure out a woman's three sizes, or try to find the perfect hiding spots at the hot springs. Though on occasion the two would skip class together and good off, talking about what women they might be interested in. Naruto made some pretty bold choices. Like the infamous Anko Mitarashi. Not even Lubbock was brave enough to peek on her. He didn't wanna be castrated by snake venom.

Mine is easily described as the Spoiled princess and she will openly admit it. It is no secret that Mebuki Haruno, her adoptive mother spoiled Mine to no end, buying her clothes and the like… but Mine had decent tastes and would usually get Battle Kimono's designed for Kunoichi there were some brands which were both practical and fashionable. She also had a pretty decent IQ in her head, and she knew how to use it. She often declares Naruto as 'her property' in order to both take away her sister Sakura's favorite punching bag, and to tease the blonde as well. Although, he at first took offense at being called property she would sometimes take him on shopping trips with her enormous allowance and would buy him stuff he needed like groceries, Shinobi supplies, clothes and the like. She often teased him for being 'financially indebted' to her… but he knew she wasn't entirely serious about that.

Chelsea was his unofficial tutor. She helped him out a LOT on the Academic material he didn't understand. She was the first to notice the unfair status quo when it came to Test distribution. More specifically, she took note that most students got the same tests. Naruto however was slipped a more advanced test, while Sasuke Uchiha was given a significantly easier test with either fewer questions or easy multiple choice questions. Despite the normal stereotype of Nara women being bossy and bullheaded, she was the best of both worlds. Lackadaisical and joking at times, and strict and refuses to give in at others. Plus… she often exploited Naruto's weakness for Ramen and sweets to motivate him.

These were his best friends. And he'd love nothing more than to be paired with at least one of them. He opened the door to his classroom and then… "GRRRRRR!" snarled a fearsome face in front of the blonde, the whiskered teen yelped and fell to the floor. "BULAT! WHAT THE HELL?! YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!"

The muscular teen laughed while rubbing the back of his head and replied "Sorry about that Naruto-kun. I was practicing my game face for the final Class spar on graduation. Did I scare ya that badly?" at that question the blonde yelled "HELL YEAH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SHINIGAMI YA BASTARD ANIKI!"

"Awesome! That means my game face is almost ready. Now I just need to look more terrifying to make Sasuke jump out of his skin." Spoke Bulat with a chuckle as he extended his hand out to help his friend up. The blonde smiled and accepted the helping hand and spoke with a grin "Maybe you should try rolling your eyes into your head to show the whites of your eyes. Maybe add in some frothing of the mouth."

The black haired teen took on a thinking pose then gave a thumbs up "I think I might try that. It may yet make those Fan-girls pee themselves." The blonde sweat-dropped at that and spoke in a deadpan tone "That wouldn't take much to do. All you'd have to do is spread a rumor that Sasuke is already dating another girl and they'll freak out."

"What's that about Sasuke dating somebody?" asked Leone with a toothpick in her mouth. At this Bulat answered "Nothing. Naruto-kun was telling me how to make the Fangirls relieve their bladders involuntarily."

"Really? Cool! I wanna see this!" spoke the Feline female with a feral grin. The blonde boy thought for a moment then snapped his fingers with a wicked grin. Just yesterday Chelsea was giving him some cram lessons for Graduation week and she was eating ramen right in front of him, Ichiraku ramen, to 'encourage' him to work faster. And he hated it when she teased him with his favorite ramen.

He looked at the clock for a brief moment and spoke "Wait for it…" his two friends nodded in understanding and began counting down with their fingers. Five, four, three, two, one, aaaaaaand… (BAM) two female figures were lodged in the door frame, revealing it to be Sakura and Ino Yamanaka once again trying to compete with each other over Sasuke.

"Too predictable." Spoke the three friends in unison knowing that the Fan-girls were both predictable as they were dumb. The two squealing girls were kicked inside by their respective adoptive sisters. "Honestly, don't you two have anything better to do than compete over an Emo with the emotional range of a teaspoon?" spoke one Mine with a frown. Sheele adjusted her glasses and spoke with a small smile "Papa says that you should focus more on your training Ino-chan. You can worry about boys later."

The two went unnoticed by the Fan-girls as they continued to bicker. "It's no use." Sheele and Mine mumbled together. Naruto patted them both on the shoulders and whispered "I heard a rumor Sasuke miiiiiiight beeeeeee daaaaating…" He was cut off when Sakura got into his face and screeched "SASUKE-KUN IS DATING SOMEONE? WHO? WHO'S THE BITCH?"

"Chelsea." The blonde boy casually replied. Sakura's eyes burst into flames as she let out a powerful screech and clenched her fist. Cursing the aforementioned girl. "Wow. That didn't take much." Spoke Bulat while combing his pompadour. "Nope. And I smell urine too." Spoke Leone as she scratched her nose.

"Wait what? Is this another weird prank of yours Naruto?" Asked Mine while tapping her foot impatiently. "Might be." The whiskered teen replied in a snarky tone. The pink haired girl pinched his cheek and spoke with a small tic-mark "Property shouldn't talk back to their owners. As punishment, you're taking me out shopping tomorrow."

The blonde rolled his eyes and spoke calmly "You want me to buy you lunch?" she pinched his cheek harder and spoke with a mischievous grin "Ohhhh no. You're not gonna sweet-talk me into a date. In fact we're going to the Golden Leaf and have a nice and juicy steak luncheon."

The blonde chuckled, the Golden Leaf was one of the most popular and expensive restaurants in Konoha, some people have to make reservations months in advance just to get a table. Not Mine. She was a regular there since she is labeled as a VIP for being the daughter of Kizashi Haruno, one of the Civilian Council representatives, which was a tad ironic since he was a Shinobi back in the day.

"You spoil me Mine-hime." He spoke with a small smile. The pink haired girl huffed and replied "Good boy. Don't say your owner doesn't give you anything nice." From behind the two, Bulat, Leone and Sheele were giving their whiskered friend several thumbs ups.

"Naruto. Carry your owner to her seat." Spoke Mine with a shark-like grin. "Can't. Gotta take a leak. Aniki?" the blonde spoke while retreating to the nearest restroom. The muscular man saluted his brother and picked up the pink-haired girl. "Damn you Naruto! You're supposed to carry me! I hate you! I won't forgive you for ignoring me!" whined Mine in an animated fashion.

"Spoiled brat and Tsundere." Commented Leone with a small smile to which Sheele nodded in amusement.

"LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN IT!" yelled the voice of Chelsea as she shoved her way past an angry mob of Fan-girls, her clothes and hair extremely messy and disheveled a look of anger on her face "WHERE IS THAT DAMN NARUTO! I'LL MAKE HIM PAY FOR STARTING THAT FALSE RUMOR!" she yelled while stomping her foot.

"Don't know where he is." Spoke the blonde cat woman with a grin to which the brown haired girl snarled angrily and stomped over towards her seat. That whiskered brat was gonna pay. One way or another.

Iruka Umino and his assistant Mizuki entered. Before they could begin Roll call, Naruto and Lubboc appeared, the former flashing a Victory sign at Chelsea making her shake in anger and make a motion of throat slitting at the blonde.

He flipped her the bird with a big grin and sat between Mine and Bulat. The Pink-haired girl puffed out her cheeks and turned her gaze away from the blonde with a huff. "You have a way with the ladies bro." whispered Bulat with a thumbs up. Naruto chuckled and replied quietly "Guess I have that effect."

One by one, the teachers called out the names of students whom announced their presence. Once Roll Call was done Iruka began making an announcement "Recently an unmarked proposal was left on the Hokage's desk for a new Team Dynamic. A Guild it is called. Basically it shall be a group of Shinobi and/or Kunoichi specially trained together and shall perform various missions together or provide Backup to Teams in need of assistance. Since this is a new and untested Team Dynamic, Sandaime-sama has declared that a week-long competition shall be held in the final week of the Academy starting today.

Your goal is to divide into your own Guilds and defeat your rivals. Last team standing at the end of the week wins. If, at the end of the week, there are any additional Guilds surviving then the Guild with the most victories wins. A Guild is declared defeated when all members are incapacitated, and there are no second chances. Finally, the members of the Winning Guild shall automatically become Genin and shall be assigned to their Jonin sensei. That is all. And I wish you luck. You have until the bell rings to decide on your Guild members, also the maximum number of Guild members you may have is Eight. Any leftovers who were not picked automatically fail. One more thing, I apologize for not mentioning this sooner, but all losing Guilds shall have to take the standard Genin test. Finally, and this is important, Each Guild must have a designated 'Leader.' If the Leader of a Guild is defeated then it automatically counts as the Guilds loss without needing to incapacitate the other members."

As the scarred Chunin finished his explanation of the Rules Naruto saw this as a chance. If he forms a Guild and wins, then he wouldn't have to take that Thrice damned test, which required that fucking Clone Jutsu that was the one obstacle he couldn't overcome! It was perfect! And he already decided on whom he wanted as his Guild members.

"Hey. Bulat. Mine. Wanna form a Guild with me?" the blonde boy spoke with a grin. The muscular teen combed his pompadour and answered with a grin, "It'd be my pleasure bro. We should invite the rest of our friends too." At this Mine huffed while crossing her arms under her small chest "Fufufu. Not a bad idea. Since you're my property I guess I need to make sure you pass this stupid contest so you aren't held back again."

"Awww. You do care Mine-hime." The whiskered teen teased the pink haired girl. She glared at him and pinched his cheek and spoke with a sickly sweet smile "Don't backtalk me you damn brat. You should just stay at your owner's side like a good puppy."

"No problem. You'd be lonely without me since you have to live with a Shinobi hating dad and a psycho Fangirl sister." He spoke while tapping his fingers against the desk. Mine slowly turned away, averting her gaze from the blonde and thought 'He sees through me.'

"Tsundere talk?" asked Bulat in a whisper making the whiskered teen nod in affirmative. "Well, let's go ask the others." Spoke Naruto making his two friends nod. One by one, they asked their friends Leone, Lubbock, Sheele, Akame and Chelsea. To which they all agreed to form a guild together.

So with Naruto, Bulat, Chelsea, Leone, Lubbock, Mine, Akame, and Sheele, they formed the full Guild member limit. Now they needed to elect a leader.

"So… who's gonna be the leader?" asked Akame while holding up an armband which was handed out by the teachers. The elected Leaders of each guild were supposed to wear them so that they may be easier to identify.

"I say that Naruto-kun should be the boss." Spoke Leone with a large grin. The other members of the group glanced at each other then all voiced their unanimous agreement. The Uzumaki sat stunned as he asked them "Why me? Why not someone with more fighting experience like Bulat or Leone or Akame?"

"Because you keep us all together whenever we have our disagreements. You deserve this." Spoke Sheele with a smile while adjusting her glasses. "I don't feel like I earned or deserved this." Grumbled the Uzumaki. They all laughed at him and spoke in unison "Deal with it." And so Akame slipped the armband on him. Then they began to observe the other formed Guilds.

Seemed like Sasuke was attempting to get the best fighters in the class so he could win. The Fangirls formed their own, completely ignoring the point to this special assignment. Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, Chpuji and Ino were all in the same group together. Not a bad mix actually. For now, Naruto and his group decided to start with the weakest groups and work their way up.

In Limbo.

The Rabbit Goddess sat in the void. Observing the happenings if this fresh Time Line. So far things seemed to be going well. This Naruto wasn't wasting his time with thoughtless pranks like Painting the Hokage monument. Though if she were truthful she liked seeing the Senju brothers faces painted on, though she would've written something much more insulting.

"I see your time in Limbo has cultivated a sense of humor in you." Spoke a deep masculine voice behind her. She turned and was met with the form of her son Hagaromo. "True. This place can be boring. I must take amusement where I can find it."

"Mother. What you're doing is insane. You can't keep resetting everything like on… what were those things called?" he asked at the end searching for the word. "Movies. The word you're looking for is Movies. And I most assuredly will continue until I fix everything."

"Mother, please. There's nothing to fix. You must…" he was interrupted by her jabbing a finger in his face. She turned to face him and spoke angrily "Who was it that gave Humanity Chakra? That was you. Who was it that chose favorites and began a cycle of endless conflict between the Senju and Uchiha? That was you. With each generation the world goes deeper into chaos. And that Child of prophecy is our only hope to end this.

Hagaromo… I am sorry I wasn't a good mother to you and your brother. But the corruption festering inside me fed off my emotions, and acting brashly could have destroyed us all. If I could have… I would have ended my own existence and stopped all of this. But you convinced me to stay. 'Stay the course mother. Tomorrow will be all the brighter.' Ever the optimist. Or is that enthusiasm translated into stupidity?"

She angrily scolded him. The Rikudou Sennin lowered his head in shame and replied "You aren't wrong. I made awful mistakes. I tried to show people the ways of Ninshuu, but they spat on my teachings and perverted the power over Chakra as a weapon of war that lived within their own bodies. All I can do.. is allow the next generation to fix these age-old mistakes."

She frowned deeply and spoke "I agree that the next generation can fix this… with the proper guidance. They need direction. I won't have them fumbling around in the dark without knowing what they're even doing. They need some modicum of help. Fortunately… Naruto-san's first trial… is already lined up and waiting."

"Trial? What are you up to now?" asked the Sennin. His mother chuckled deeply and replied with a smile "Simple, Naruto-kun kept on being tossed out amongst the Wolves without any experience or knowledge of combat beyond what came natural to him. No skills beyond what he was taught. No goals beyond what others asked of him. No hopes beyond the backwards self-righteousness that I find vomit worthy. This time, I'll keep Naruto-kun on his toes. He'll be prepared this time. I'll make sure of it personally."

End chapter one.