After the death of his godfather, Harry Potter runs away with two of his friends and his godfather's cousin to escape Dumbledore's clutches and manipulations.
M/M/M SLASH
AN: This is before the first episode of season five.
AN2 :Porter doesn't date his friend's mother in this story.
"well what ?" asks Remus.
"I have the symptoms but I haven't gotten a test yet" says Harry before he says "it's good to see you, Remus" before he wraps his arms around the man who returns the hug. They break the hug before Lynette asks Harry "when are you going to take the test ?"
"I bought one and I was going to take it after I went to the movies with the twins" replies Harry before he says "I still have the test with me"
"really ?" asks Porter.
"yea, but let's celebrate my birthday before I take the test" says Harry.
"I have a question before we celebrate" says Viktor.
"yes, Viktor" says Harry.
"why didn't you use protection ?, I know that muggles have their own kind of way to prevent pregnancies and all that" says Viktor.
"we kind of forgot" says Harry before Draco says "let's get over the whole pregnancy thing for now and have some fun"
"I agree with Malfoy" says Ron before he asks "what's with the microphone ?"
"that's for karaoke" says Lynette.
"what ?" asks Ron.
"it's where people sing while readng the lyrics of a song of some kind" says Harry before he asks "why is there a karaoke thing up here ?"
"well, we know that you love to sing, so we thought that you might like to sing something" replies Porter.
"thanks, babe" says Harry before Ginny asks Harry "you sing ?"
"yea" replies Harry before he asks "you want to see and hear me sing ?"
"yea" replies Ginny. Harry turns to towards the stage before he walks over, gets on the stage and he chooses a song and he tosses a microphone to Hermione and motions for her to join him on stage which she does, shocking Ron. The music plays and the two bounce to the music before Harry starts singing. Luna starts recording them on her phone to post online.
Harry:
Uh, as he came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo, uh!
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet, uh!
She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, It was her doom
Annie are you OK?
Ginny, Remus, Mrs Weasley, The Bulgarian National Quidditch Team including Viktor, Cedric, Fleur, Justin, Terry, Theo, Greg, Pansy, Blaise and the other Weasleys except Ron are all completely surprised at how well Harry sings before Hermione shocks them all including Ron by singing next and she sings beautifully.
Hermione:
So, Annie are you OK?
Harry:
Are you OK, Annie?
Hermione:
Annie are you OK?
Harry:
So, Annie are you OK?
Hermione:
Are you OK, Annie?
Harry:
Annie are you OK?
Hermione:
So, Annie are you OK?
Harry:
Are you OK, Annie?
Hermione:
Annie are you OK?
Harry:
So, Annie are you OK,
Hermione and Harry:
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie are you OK?
Will you tell us that you're OK (Harry: uh!)
There's a sign in the window
That he struck you - A crescendo Annie
He came into your apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet (Harry: uh!)
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom
Harry:
Annie are you OK?
Hermione:
So, Annie are you OK?
Harry:
Are you OK Annie?
Hermione:
Annie are you OK?
Harry:
So, Annie are you OK?
Hermione:
Are you OK Annie?
Harry:
Annie are you OK?
Hermione:
So, Annie are you OK?
Hermione and Harry:
Are you OK Annie?
Harry:
You've been hit by
Hermione:
You've been hit by
Hermione and Harry:
A Smooth Criminal
Harry:
So they came into the outway
It was Sunday - What a black day, uh!
Mouth to mouth resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats - Intimidations
Annie are you OK?
Hermione:
So, Annie are you OK?
Harry:
Are you OK Annie?
Hermione:
Annie are you OK?
Harry:
So, Annie are you OK?
Hermione:
Are you OK Annie?
Harry:
Annie are you OK?
Hermione:
So, Annie are you OK?
Harry:
Are you OK Annie?
Hermione:
Annie are you OK?
Harry:
So, Annie are you OK?
Harry and Hermione:
Annie are you OK?
Will you tell us that you're OK
There's a sign in the window
That he struck you - A crescendo Annie
He came into your apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet, uh!
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom
Annie are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Harry:
You've been hit by
Hermione:
You've been struck by
Hermione and Harry:
A Smooth Criminal
During the little instrumental bit the two of them dance and after a little while they continue singing.
Hermione (Harry):
I don't know!
(Annie are you OK, Will you tell us, that you're OK)
I don't know!
(There's a sign in the window)
I don't know!
(That he struck you - A crescendo Annie)
I don't know!
(He came into your apartment)
I don't know!
(Left bloodstains on the carpet)
I don't know why baby!
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
I don't know!
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom - Annie!)
(Annie are you OK?)
Dang, gone it - Baby!
(Will you tell us, that you're OK)
Dang, gone it - Baby!
(There's a sign in the window)
Dang, gone it - baby!
(That he struck you - A crescendo Annie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He came into your apartment)
Dang, gone it!
(Left bloodstains on the carpet, uh!)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
Dang gone it!
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom - Annie!)
Harry:
You've been hit by
Hermione and Harry:
You've been struck by
Hermione and Harry:
A Smooth Criminal
After the song the entire restaurant erupt with applause and Ginny is shocked into silence over the performance. After five minutes she asks Lynette how she knew that Harry could sing and she just goes over the the projector which she turns on before she connects her laptop to it and searches for a video on YouTube which she finds before she plays it. The video is of Harry, Hermione and to everyone elses shock Draco all singing and once the video is finished Theo asks Draco "why did you sing ?"
"it was a dare" replies Draco.
"a dare ?" asks Greg raising an eyebrow before he asks "who dared you ?"
"Porter did" replies Harry before he says "it was revenge for a dare that Draco had gotten Porter to do"
"what was the dare ?" asks Lynette.
"the dare was to Get on the table (or in the middle/front) and do a strip tease before Porter had give Harry and Preston a lapdance" replies Hermione.
"and the singing dare was next ?" asks Susan.
"yea, then we played for a bit before a really unbelievable dare that Draco got Harry to do and in retaliation, Harry dared Draco to strip naked, then he had to go outside before he had to run naked up and down the street three times" says Hermione.
"what was this unbelievable dare that Draco got Harry to do ?" asks Seamus.
"Draco dared Harry to suck me off in front of everyone for three minutes" replies Porter.
"what ?" asks Lynette looking at Harry before she says "you didn't have to do the dare"
"Gryffindors never back down from a dare" says Ron.
"yes, but the dare he gave Draco was pure Slytherin, it was like he knew that my mom and the other ladies were going to walk out the door" says Preston.
"nope, that was just really bad luck" says Harry.
"why bad luck ?" asks Fred.
"we got scolded for it, but they didn't tell us that we couldn't hangout anymore" says Harry thinking about that night before Susan gasps and says "if Lynette had told her boys to come home, then you might not have had to get a test, am I right ?"
"yea, but we would have done it at a later time" says Harry.
"that's true but I'd prefer that you had used protection or even not done it at all" Lynette says to Harry who nods before the party continues. Throughout the party Ginny tries to get Harry alone but is always stopped by someone going over to Harry and gragging him away before the party looks like it's coming to an end and before Ginny can even get to Harry who is sitting by himself a young girl steps in her way and says "stay away from Harry"
"why should I listen to you ?" asks Ginny.
"because, you are messing with my family" replies the girl before Porter goes over to them and asks the girl "is there a problem, Penny ?"
"yea, this slut is trying to make moves on your and Preston's potentially pregnant boyfriend" replies the girl now dubbed Penny and Lynette hears Penny swear and she says "Penny, watch your language"
"sorry, mom" Penny says to her mom as Ginny watches the two she doesn't realise that Porter had grabbed Harry and that they had left. Lynette asks Penny "why did you say that word ?"
"because she is trying to break the twins and Harry up" replies Penny pointing at Ginny making Ginny's mother go over to her and she says "GINERVA MOLLY WEASLEY, WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU THINKING TRYING TO BREAK THEM UP ?
HARRY IS WITH THEM AND IS POSSIBLY EXPECTING PORTER'S BABY. HARRY IS QUITE HAPPY WITH THOSE BOYS AND I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO DESTROY HIS HAPPINESS. IF I FIND OUT THAT YOU HAD TRIED TO BREAK THEM UP AGAIN, I WILL TAN YOUR HIDE SO MUCH THAT YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR, AM I CLEAR ?"
"but" says Ginny.
"NO BUTS, AM I CLEAR ?" says Mrs Weasley.
"yes, mom" replies Ginny before Mrs Weasley grabs Ginny's arm and tries to drag her away, out of the restaurant. Everyone who had heard the yelling stands there in shock before Ginny suddenly stops and says "i want to know something"
"what ?" asks Harry after he had come back when he heard Mrs Weasley yelling.
"how did you meet Viktor Krum and the team ?" asks Ginny.
"I was wondering around and I bumped into Viktor, he then took me to meet the team, it was pretty fun, I even flew with them" says Harry before he says "and Viktor was my first kiss, which happened in his tent"
"he kissed you ?" asks Ginny looking at Viktor.
"yes, I did" replies Viktor before he says "when we went to Hogwarts, we kind of continued our little romance, well, Cedric and I were sharing him"
"Cedric ?" asks Seamus before he asks Harry "you were with Viktor Krum and Cedric Diggory during your fourth year ?"
"yea, but we didn't go all the way, they both wouldn't do that with me, they were just fine with getting blowjobs and giving blowjobs" says Harry.
"that is true" says Viktor before he says "Harry never actually had sex with either of us"
"good" says Porter while he wraps his arms around Harry.
In the office of Headmaster Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, the old man was sitting in his chair thinking about the disappearance of Harry Potter and he decides to do something, something that will possibly change the war. He contacts the Daily Prophet and sets up an interview with one of the reporters. When the reporter gets to Dumbledore's office, Dumbledore put on a sad and worried look on his face before he lets the reporter into the office, the reporter asks "what is it that you wanted to talk to me about ?"
"I have some extremely bad, upsetting news, this needs to be told before something bad happens" says Dumbledore in a fake concerned voice.
"what is it ?" asks the reporter whose name is Rupert.
"Harry Potter has runaway and has turned into a dark lord, he may try and destroy Voldemort just to take his place, he will try to take over the entire world if we do not stop him, he is too powerful" says Dumbledore in his concerned voice.
"Harry Potter has gone dark ?" asks Rupert.
"yes, I'm afraid that he has, when he defeats Voldemort to take his place, I will try and defeat him" says Dumbledore.
"what if you-know-who is kills Harry Potter and takes over everything ?" asks Rupert.
"either way, we are truly doomed, we need to find Harry Potter and put him away so that we all can be safe from him" says Dumbledore before he says a few more things not knowing that the entire Weasley family except Ginny will support Harry until he dying breathe and even after Harry dies.
Two days after the party Harry, Porter, Preston, Lynette, Hermione and a few others are at Harry's place where Harry is in the bathroom and he exits holding the three pregnancy tests he had used which all say...
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