"What's up, Sasha?" Connie began, concerned for his friend. "You haven't touched your food."

Sasha hadn't been half as playful as she usually was, and the fact that she wasn't eating meant there was a serious issue.

"I'm..." the girl stopped, a twisted look forming on her face.

"Alright, Sasha, if this about the Erwin thing-"

"You don't understand," she said, cutting her best friend off.

"Uhm..." Connie was at a loss for words.

"She told me everything there is to know about anything and everything related to... that subject... stuff she said she bet even most of the other cadets didn't know about! She told me EVERYTHING CONNIE! WHY AM I SO OBLIVIOUS!" Sasha stood up and left her seat, running from the room.

"Wait, Sasha-" Connie was running after her.

Hange had heard what was going on, but was virtually unaffected.

"What are they doing?" Levi asked. "Something about 'telling her everything'?"

"Oh, it was probably nothing," Hange said.

"If those two are fighting..." Levi sighed. "Then we really are going to hell."

Meanwhile, Eren was wondering why nobody could look him in the eye.

"What's wrong guys?" He asked, the child in him crying out for someone's attention. "Why are you all avoiding me?"

"We aren't avoiding you Eren," Armin said stiffly. "We're just getting over trauma."

"Trauma? What'd you mean? You can talk to me about it!"

The dining hall was busy, but it was not one bit as strange as what was happening not far outside of it.

"Ah, yes, perfect... Just a little bit more," Commander Erwin was standing in a front of a large mirror, eyebrow kit in hand. "Yes! Fuck yes! Gahhh, yes, just... yes," the man trailed off. Sasha, who was now looking for solitude, heard the noises coming from a nearby bathroom.

"It's everywhere! I want my innocence back!" Tears were streaming fresh down her face as she ran into her best friend Connie's arms.

"Sasha," Connie sighed, relieved. "What's wrong?"

"The... the bathroom.." She managed to mutter.

The boy put Sasha down, resting her gently on her feet. Angrily, he stomped over to the door, pushing it open with force.

"What the fuck man!" Connie stopped as he realized who he was talking to.

A shriek (more like a girly scream) pierced the air. Commander Erwin (now shaking) put the tweezers back in his bag. "I was just-"

"No," The boy stopped. "I don't even want to hear it."

Guys, I really needed to just get this out and finish the "Erwin, Sasha and Connie Akwardness," arc, even if it is clumsily wrote and generic. I hope the next chapters will be longer and fuller. Thank you all for the support!