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I FINALLY wrote a YJK fic! ^_^ Okay, I know this is kind of stupid but...
The Twisted Diary Entries of Jaina Solo
Prologue:
One day, while strolling in the forests of Yavin 4, a tree fell on Jaina. But, being both a Jedi and a main character in the YJK series, she survived. However, her IQ level had been lowered by quite a lot, and it was as much as she could do to find her way back to the Jedi Academy where she took out her diary and began recording her thoughts and stuff...
Day 1
Dear Diary,
My name is Jaina Solo, and I have a twin brother called Jacen. Actually, I don't really know how to pronounce his name so I just say it any way I want to. I also have a friend, Tenel Ka. She only has one hand because Jacen chopped the other off with his lightsaber. Tenel Ka speaks funny, and she thinks everything is a fact. Yoda speaks funny too. He's a Jedi Master. Yesterday, I called him a 'short dead dude' and Uncle Luke scolded me. He said that I should not call Jedi Masters short dead dudes even if they are.
Lowbacca's my friend too. He's a Wookie. That means he's very hairy and cannot talk. He has a translator droid, Em Teedee, but he talks too much and doesn't really help. That day I tried to take him apart but the screws wouldn't come off.
I like making stuff, taking things apart and fixing them. Sometimes not all the things I take apart can be put back together. Like the time I tried to repair the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive. I took it apart into millions of pieces and then forgot how to put it back. I don't think daddy will notice, though. The hyperdrive is always spoilt anyway.
I've also made many cages for Jacen's animals. He likes animals, because he's one too. The cages were nice because I built them. He forced me to. He said that if I didn't he would chop off my hand with his lightsaber, like he did to Tenel Ka. So I made the cages.
Jacen has this crystal snake. It's really hard to see. I made a cage for it too. Just now I thought I should paint the snake so that it would be easier to see. So I stuck a paintbrush in. The snake bit it, but I didn't notice so when I took out the brush the snake fell out too. I was too scared to touch it, so I chopped it up into tiny pieces with my lightsabre. It was really fun. The snake died, and there was also a big hole in the floor where my lightsaber had hit.
Suddenly, Uncle Luke came in. I think he heard my war cries when I was killing the snake. Anyway, he fell right through the hole. I hope he's okay. Gotta go now. I think Jacen's coming and I don't want him to know I murdered his snake.
Jaina
TO BE CONTINUED
This is my first YJK fic, so please review! Thanks.
I FINALLY wrote a YJK fic! ^_^ Okay, I know this is kind of stupid but...
The Twisted Diary Entries of Jaina Solo
Prologue:
One day, while strolling in the forests of Yavin 4, a tree fell on Jaina. But, being both a Jedi and a main character in the YJK series, she survived. However, her IQ level had been lowered by quite a lot, and it was as much as she could do to find her way back to the Jedi Academy where she took out her diary and began recording her thoughts and stuff...
Day 1
Dear Diary,
My name is Jaina Solo, and I have a twin brother called Jacen. Actually, I don't really know how to pronounce his name so I just say it any way I want to. I also have a friend, Tenel Ka. She only has one hand because Jacen chopped the other off with his lightsaber. Tenel Ka speaks funny, and she thinks everything is a fact. Yoda speaks funny too. He's a Jedi Master. Yesterday, I called him a 'short dead dude' and Uncle Luke scolded me. He said that I should not call Jedi Masters short dead dudes even if they are.
Lowbacca's my friend too. He's a Wookie. That means he's very hairy and cannot talk. He has a translator droid, Em Teedee, but he talks too much and doesn't really help. That day I tried to take him apart but the screws wouldn't come off.
I like making stuff, taking things apart and fixing them. Sometimes not all the things I take apart can be put back together. Like the time I tried to repair the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive. I took it apart into millions of pieces and then forgot how to put it back. I don't think daddy will notice, though. The hyperdrive is always spoilt anyway.
I've also made many cages for Jacen's animals. He likes animals, because he's one too. The cages were nice because I built them. He forced me to. He said that if I didn't he would chop off my hand with his lightsaber, like he did to Tenel Ka. So I made the cages.
Jacen has this crystal snake. It's really hard to see. I made a cage for it too. Just now I thought I should paint the snake so that it would be easier to see. So I stuck a paintbrush in. The snake bit it, but I didn't notice so when I took out the brush the snake fell out too. I was too scared to touch it, so I chopped it up into tiny pieces with my lightsabre. It was really fun. The snake died, and there was also a big hole in the floor where my lightsaber had hit.
Suddenly, Uncle Luke came in. I think he heard my war cries when I was killing the snake. Anyway, he fell right through the hole. I hope he's okay. Gotta go now. I think Jacen's coming and I don't want him to know I murdered his snake.
Jaina
TO BE CONTINUED
This is my first YJK fic, so please review! Thanks.