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The Twisted Diary Entries of Jaina Solo: Chapter 5Hi!
Tenel Ka's better now. She still doesn't want to get a prosthetic hand, so now she's been practicing how to lightsabre duel with her feet. I told her it was bad for the lightsabre because it made it stink, but she wouldn't listen to me. She kept falling down. Once she fell down and her lightsabre sliced off her hair. So now she's bald. It looks really funny. I took her hair and added it to my fur coat. It's coming along nicely, and I think Daddy would like it. It can remind him of Chewie whenever he's lonely.
Jacen has been giving me very strange looks. Yesterday he asked me if I hit my head or something. I thought he was the one who hit his head, not me. It might have affected his brain.
Today I went to play in the ruins of the Jedi Academy. There was all sorts of cool stuff there! You know, like stones and moss and wood and old Coke cans. Uncle Luke said that he wanted to rebuild the Academy. I told him that I was the one who blew it up. He looked at me strangely, like everyone else has been doing. Jacen told him that he thought I hit my head. Maybe I did. I can't remember. But I know he definitely did. The medical droid said so.
I took apart my lightsabre just now. There was a pretty purple crystal thing inside. Everything is purple! I like purple. It's a gay colour. Happy colours are nice. I like them.
Bacta tanks are fun! I told Jacen that I wanted to be a medical droid when I grew up. He ran away from me. I wonder why.
Oh well. I better go now. Tenel Ka's put her lightsabre into her mouth now. She shouldn't have done that. I mean, her feet stink and she shouldn't put things into her mouth after they've been touching her feet. So now her mouth will stink too.
Bye!
- Jaina
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