Penny had enough of Leonard's winning.

Bernadette just had enough of Howard

Sheldon enough of Amy obsessed with sex.

Leonard has moved out, Bernadette after divorcing Howard found an apartment, the gang's pieces broke apart.

Dinner was mostly Sheldon, Penny, Bernadette, occasionally Raj. But that was rare, normally the three.

After they ate, the girls went to bar and spent 2 hours and not one guy looks at penny's direction. What the hell? Not even the pathetic ones.

"The fact you're back says no luck?" Sheldon asks

"I don't get it. A month and not one guy,why?"

"Are you asking or want an actual answer?"

"Give us the truth."

"You are over 30, you're too old for young 20's guys, not old enough to be cougar age."

"So we're too old but not old enough at the same time?"

"Yes."

"Lovely. Might as well get a cat or wait till we're 40 and can pry on younger men."

"That point your biological clock is close to expiring."

"Assuming we want kids."

"I have a solution to your problems."

"What?"

"You and I enter into a romantic relationship."

"Which of us?"

"Both would be more suitable."

Sheldon you're more like guys afterall.

Causing Penny to laugh.

Oh he's serious.

"I'm serious Penny."

"Okay. Let's hear it."

"Well since neither of you are getting younger, why not pertake in one with me, we practically spend our free time together. We're practically in one."

"Well we like sex."

"That can be arranged."

"Say what?"

"If that's the hold up then it can be fulfilled."

"Sheldon you don't like sex."

"I have never said that."

"You never did it with Amy."

"I just didn't want to do it with her."

"Bernadette."

"He makes valid points, plus I'm kind of intrigued of what he's packing. "

Bernadette really?

"Might be fun."

What did I say? Well might be, it has been a while, why not? Given his height, he better be packing a missile in there.

"Only agreement is you each give me a Sheldon 2.0"

There it is.

"Naturally of course."

This day got weird.

"What if only one can give you that?"

"It's not a requirement from her."

"And neither?"

"They'll we'll be happy just the three."

Yeah just a guy Sheldon, wants 2 hot girlfriends and knock us up.

"Oh what the hell. Sure." Penny says.

"I agree."

I thought they'd put up more resistance. Must be a long time for both. Of course Penny goes too long and well it's not pretty.

"So do you have sex with us one at a time or are we talking threesome?"

"Whichever works for the two of you?"

"So you want to do it now or do you need to take us on a date?"

"Date isn't a requirement but if your hormones are that bad we can start now."

Penny just raises her eyebrows at Bernadette.

Let's start with one on one for now.

"No I'm okay."

"Bernadette?"

"I want to wait."

"Add the build up, I like that."

This day got weird and interesting at the same time.

"Sheldon living arrangements of this?"

"3 people, 2 rooms?"

"Unless, one is rotating of sharing a bed with you or Bernie and I share a bed?"

"Or keep our current ones?"

"Let's not rush, but that will need to be addressed, we will need all 3 under same room."

"Penny you can move it if you'd like now, seeing as Leonard has flown the coup."

"I'll think it over."

"No rush."

This has to be the weirdest day.

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