(It's been a while since I started writing again, not planning too much on this fic I just do it for the thrill but if you guys like it then I will see to it that I update soon.)

Another work shift completed, it was a busy day at security and right now Bobby could really use some down time at home. His only hopes was if his Z's would come and take him back to sleepy town.

BUZZ!

Not the Z's he was hoping for. Yet another text from Lori right on schedule. She was told he can text him right after work but not immediately after! Now he has drive over there again and bring in another set of rules he did not cover and drive back and...

Bobby:UHHHHH!

Yeah, he was warned about getting his hands too full, getting a girlfriend and working his part times, going back to school. He knew he'd regret the moment he said "he could handle it."

In any case back to Lori she said she needed him for something but couldn't figure what it was. He was little bit more preoccupied with something else. He went to the other room just down the hall.

Bobby:Hey I'm gonna go to the Loud's for a whil...

Bobby thought he saw someone there but it was just an empty room of a bed and some soccer stuff. Would've been a little nice if he knew before, whoever it was that just left.

Bobby:Oh already gone again, like a ghost.

He got to the car and drove off, maybe all he was a little something to wake him up. Maybe something a little Loud.

Just outta the driveway he locked his car door and swung the keys into his pocket. A big house like the Louds meant there was always a big warm welcome and a smile on Bobby's face he couldn't help but put on every time he came there.

Bobby:Honey I'm home!

A sound of an audience began to play making it feel like Bobby just entered a sitcom.

Bobby:What's goin on here?

Lori:Hey dear I thought it was a nice idea to get Luan a soundboard.

Lori was accompanied by a chorus of awes. It was really getting to her.

Lori:I swear she has lifted me to the top of my peak.

Luan:Did someone say lift?!

The crowd went wild when Luan stepped in the room.

Luan:Just thought I'd carry on my business!

Lori:I'm going to kill her.

Luan:So how you doin tonight Bob? I was kinda dying to meet you on your way here!

Lucy:That makes two of us.

Luan:What can I say?!

Luan shrugs in a funny way as the crowd roared with laughter.

Bobby:What's that?

Luan:It's my catch phrase, every wacky main characters in a family sitcom has one!

Lori:For the last time Luan! We are not doing a family sitcom!

Bobby stood and took a deep breath it. It always a show in this house.

Bobby:Ahhhh.

Lori:I know I'm sorry about all this.

Bobby:Actually felt real quiet around my place this is all the peace I needed.

Lana:Did you say peas?!

Bobby was then pelted on the shoulder with a spoonful of peas. Luan made the audience erupt with applause at her infamous quote.

Lori:Lana not you too!

Bobby:Come on Lor you gotta admit that was pretty good.

Lori:Yeah it was….

As on cue Lincoln entered the scene on the stairs wearing a pink frilly apron.

Lincoln:Hey could you guys keep it down Lily's trying to nap!

Everyone's glances towards Lincoln were followed by a set of ooo's from the crowd.

Lincoln:Luan! I just finished cleaning up the rooms! This house needs to be spotless by the time Mother and Father arrive back with Lynn.

Lincoln:And I mean spotless! Lookin at you Lana!

Lincoln:So no messes Luan! Not even a single spec!

Luan:Whatever you say Lincoln.

Lincoln:I'm warning you!

Luan:What can I say?!

She quickly made her way to the kitchen away from Lori and Bobby which was exactly the cover Lincoln planned.

Lincoln:That'll hold her off, okay it's all clear you two.

He saluted to Bobby and Lori and went back to his room. The two just looked at each other flabbergasted, how does he do it?!

Bobby:Really got a plan for everything doesn't he?

Lori:Yeah, sometimes I'm glad he's the only sane one around here because I might be losing my mind!

Bobby mutters to himself.

Bobby:Man, that guy sure knows his sisters.

There was that certain word again. Sounds normal hearing from everyone else right? but when he said it, it just gave him a certain tick like he was supposed to remember but kept on forgetting. When they got upstairs Bobby stared from outside Lola and Lana's room.

Lola:Here Lincoln let me pull out your chair for you.

Lincoln:Thanks Lol...UUUUHHH!

Lana:Lucha Libre!

Lola laughed as Lincoln was tackled by Lana. She then was pulled into their little scuffle with the table tipped over. In front of it Lincoln laughed having the twins piled onto him. It has been a while since Bobby seen any kind of tenderness just like he used to with a certain someone he once knew. He shuts the door and continues to Lori's room.

Lori:Bobby?

Bobby:Oh sorry sweetums, coming!

Good thing Lori was distracted with whatever it was she was yappin about to notice him going through this dilemma. It was kinda personal and he didn't want her or anyone finding out just yet. Then again should he tell her? She had plenty of sisters she knew how to deal with already, but it didn't feel like she knows what to do as an older brother.

The kind of person who knew that was…...

Lincoln!

Of course! What he needed was someone similar he can relate the problem to. After his time spent in Lori's he decided to go see his familiar acquaintance.

Bobby:Hey Linc, this is a bad time?

Lincoln looked from his comic and who wouldn't thought he see Bobby just outside his doorway?

Lincoln:Uhhhh...no but why would you rather see me than Lori?

Bobby made sure to close the door behind him this must've been something important.

Bobby:I just need some guy talk, you know man to man?

Lincoln:...Okay.

Bobby clinged childishly onto Lincoln's feet and looked up to him with bags over his immediate swelled up and soaking eyes.

Bobby:What am I doing wrong?!

Lincoln:What?!

Through Bobby's sobbing all he could read was.

Bobby:Uh ont Ooo uhaht ueeeh hannhs!

Lincoln never seen a full grown man cry before, he seemed pretty desperate.

Lincoln:Woah! Bobby what's the matter?

Bobby:I don't know what she wants!

Lincoln:Who…...is this about Lori?

Bobby wiped his tears.

Bobby:It's my sister.

Lincoln:Oh.

Yup he knew where this was going.

Lincoln:Oooooooooooh….her….

Bobby:I know I know, she's impossible to read I've been where you have but I can't help to keep trying, she precious to me.

Bobby opened up a locket from inside of his coat pocket. It was a picture of him and Ronnie Anne on his shoulders when they were younger. Whatever happened to that spunky special lil girl he used to know?

Bobby:I can't stand to be away from her any longer.

Lincoln:Why come to me?

Bobby:I see you with your sisters, those two looked so happy piling themselves on top of you, never letting you go, sharing their warm embrace as you tell them you will always be there for...

He started to tear up again, Lincoln patted his back

Bobby:Sorry I can't help myself.

Lincoln:Hey it's okay, in any man's room guys are allowed to cry, at least that's what dad says.

Bobby:Heh, yeah mine too.

Bobby laid on the side of Lincoln's bed as they both faced the ceiling.

Bobby:Since you're the only person I know who knows all about this kind of stuff.

Bobby:This may sound weird but think you can help me one big brother to another?

Lincoln:Sure, as Lori's boyfriend I'd be more than willing to help.

Bobby:Thanks and maybe who knows if this works, she might even stop picking on you all the time.

Lincoln:That just may sound like a real bright idea!

Above Lincoln an actual light bulb appeared

Bobby:What the?

Luan:I knew I could get you two to lighten up!

Luna flicked off a switch that was connected to her prop. They both look comically to her with their hands on their hips.

Lincoln and Bobby:Luan!

She shrugs to the crowd.

Luan:What can I say?!

Luan:Play us off Luna!

Luna:You got it sis!

The crowd cheers and applause as Luna plays a solo on her guitar as they cut to a commercial.

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(I guess it is fair to say that Bobby and Lincoln being buddies in the show is canon, because they share a bond with their younger sisters. If the Loud House was a sitcom though what could that mean for Lincoln's spotlight? I don't really think Luan is cut out to be a main character, she's not my favorite but I still like her :)