Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, Borderlands or any mentioned series in this story.
Challenge! Rules: Harry Must be a vault hunter. Harry/hermione or Harry/draco paring (whatever you fancy). Hogwarts must teach a Pandora class.
Manipulative Albus Percival Brian wolfrick Dumbledore. Cannot kill off Ginny, Luna, the Weezley twins or Snape.
Recommend:
Tiny Tina teaches a class. Harry adopted by the vault hunters. Prat Ron. Harry gets the hallows
Suggested but upto you:
Fifth house of Merlin. Harry is not the only parseltonge. Badass Harry (AN: yes I know it's the point system in borderlands for status buffs and tougher enemies) Snape doesn't hate Harry. Dumbledore dies.
Okay conditions over :P Characters:
Harry Potter; the infiltrator. (metamorphmagus)
Hermione Granger; the siren(phase bolt (think eriduim energy arrow) )
Ronald Weezley; the strategist (spell deflective bracelet)
Myra; the siren (phase lock)
Krieg; the psycho (buzerk)
Luna Lovegood; the seer (mana vision)
Tiny Tina; world's deadliest 19 year old (Explosive remote controlled bunny teddy)
Chapter 1: Welcome to Pandora kid
In a cupboard under the stairs in number 4 pivot drive, there was a 5 year old boy. He had raven hair and striking green eyes. A scar the shape of a lightning bolt adorned his forehead. He was wearing second hand clothes far too big to fit him and he was beaten and bruised. He sat there in the dark sniffing and sobbing as his body twitched in pain. His aunt petunia and uncle Verdon had punished him for his "freakishness", he didn't understand it at all, his uncle had muttered that he'd look better as a normal person. Unfortunately for the boy, his definition of normal was Mr. Bean. He didn't even known what he did bit the next moment his uncle roared at him for using his freak powers and attacked him with a pocket knife he was going to give to his whale of a son, dudley. His aunt didn't like that either and hit him a few times with the hot fry pan.
He just wanted to get away from the hell hole of a house he was forced to live in. He was so busy crying he hadn't noticed a glowing purple energy around him, with a suck of air and the smell of ozone, he vanished in a blinding purple blast which incinerated the cupboard.
In a school in Scotland a shelf full of silver instruments illegally tied to the boy shattered in a most violent manner.
On Pandora the resistance Crimson Lance inner circle of Brick, mordecai and Lilith were in the middle of a meeting over the vault key with Tina and Myra while Krieg raided the fridge for what he effectionatly called tangy green vegetable penises (AN: pickles) while singing about being the conductor of the poop train.
"so, now we've got the key, where should we look for vaults first? " Lilith asked while Myra subconsciously hummed along with what Krieg was singing seeing as she was the only one asides claptrap who could understand him.
" Well, there's one on some planet called Reach. " mordecai shrugged.
" I told you, I called dibs. " brick huffed.
" I will put my pain in your soul! " Krieg growled. Everyone looked to Myra for translation.
" He said you can't call dibs. " the blue haired siren stated simply.
Before any could interupt or react a purple pulse shook the building. Everyone looked at both Lilith and Myra who looked stunned silent.
" Attention people's who may or may not be aware but a kid just phase traveled into the lobby, ruining my synthesis on the curative powers of skag spit. " the deranged scientist known as Tannis called. That gained the attention of the vault hunters and they rushed down.
" Ouch. " Tina uttered in awe." Dem badonkadonks musta effed this bitch up. "
"what?" the kid jumped in fright. His eyes held a green glow of power as purple energy crackled at his feet. "what's going on? Who are you? Where on earth is this place?"
"Relax kid. " Myra cooed softly as she knelt down to the wounded boy's level." We don't know how you managed but this is our headquarters for the Crimson Lance, the anti hyperion resistance. I'm Myra, this is Brick, Tina, "
" sup my shizzle! " Tina quipped.
", Doc Tannis, mordecia, Krieg and my sister in all but blood Lilith. " Myra finished as she gestured to everyone." as for where on earth, we're not, welcome to Pandora kid. "