Meow, meow, asshole cats everywhere~

xXx

A whimper sounded.

Followed by a throaty groan.

A black colored eye twitched, lips pulling up into a venomous snarl.

Sasuke never did enjoy the sight and sounds of the red haired bastard feeding off his witch nor will he ever enjoy it in the future. His fingers curled and uncurled impatiently, very tempted to just rip the vampire off - the way his hand was caressing his mistress's inner thigh was bugging the shit out of him.

...Okay, was it him or was that parasite's hand inching further up her thigh?

He really didn't like how red and flustered his mistress currently was, teeth nibbling softly on her bottom lip in attempts to muffle her whimpers - if he didn't know any better he would think that she likes having those fangs buried deep into her flesh.

Eventually, the redhead finally pulled away, tongue slipping along his dripping fangs. Then he smirked and leaned back down to slide his tongue along the dribbling puncture holes. Hinata gasped as the cool metal of his piercing slipped along her heated flesh teasingly.

Gaara parted his lips, tips of his fangs tickling her flesh and would have sunk back in for another bite if he didn't feel a sudden burning on the back of his scalp that yanked him away from his favorite source of blood.

"You've had enough," Sasuke growled, fingers fisting the red strands viciously, "You're not having seconds."

The vampire sighed in annoyance; always that stupid black cat that interrupts his fun, "Fine. Now let go of my hair or else I'm gonna rip your furry fucking ears off."

Gradually, the humanized cat loosened his grip until he felt confident enough that the vampire wouldn't dive back down for a second round. Sea green eyes absorbed the parted milky thighs before him, taking notice of the most recent bite being the only thing visible on the porcelain flesh.

"What happened to the other marks?" He asked, gesturing to the witch's unmarked skin.

"Oh, I...uhm..." The flushed witch gathered herself and dug into the pocket of her skirt to produce a small bottle of lotion, "I managed to create this lotion that heals all the holes you left behind."

She demonstrated by squeezing a small amount onto her finger and smoothing it on the new marks, rubbing it in until the wounds closed up much to the redhead's amazement.

"Interesting." He murmured, a tad disappointed at having all his marks removed.

Sasuke felt his eyebrow tick in growing irritation. She can instantly close up any wound now - doesn't either of them get what that means?

"This means that you don't need to be constantly sneaking your disgusting face between her legs," The dark haired male snapped irritably; that means he could just bite her wrist or something instead and Sasuke could be spared from the sight of a head of red hair burying between his mistress's legs every couple weeks, "Fucking leech."

Gaara frowned in displeasure at the grouchy cat's words - he quite enjoyed his usual place to bite and now this pointy eared bastard had to ruin it.

Instead of answering, the sea green orbs turned back to the blue haired witch, "I can still bite the same spot though, right? I've grown quite attached to that area and don't want to move."

Agh, why did he have to be so polite about it? She couldn't resist the gorgeous eyes as they stared at her patiently, expecting a positive answer to his question.

"S-sure."

"Are you serious?!" Her dark haired cat cried, ears flattening to his head in frustration at his submissive mistress. He was severely tempted to slap the both of them for driving him up the wall constantly.

Knock, knock.

Ignoring her cat's outburst, Hinata quickly jumped up and hurried to the door. She blinked when she opened it to see a tall woman with sandy blonde hair staring at her with hard eyes.

"Hi?" She greeted uncertainly, could this have been one of the residents that lived in the building?

She was less intimidated once a friendly grin spread across the woman's pink lips, "Hi there, is Gaara here?"

Before she could answer, the mysterious woman stuck her head in and peeked around the now startled witch at her sudden intrusion. The woman's green eyes narrowed once she found her target.

"Gaara! Stop hiding out here and get your ass home!" She screeched, unknowingly making the blue haired woman jump in fright at the sudden loud volume, "Dad doesn't have any booty calls today so hurry up - it's your turn to clean the house!"

She swiftly backed out and left without another word, leaving behind a speechless and confused witch.

Gaara sighed and lazily stood up to head towards the door.

"My sister. I apologize for her rude behavior," Was all the explanation he gave before closing the door behind him for the stunned witch.

There was silence for a few seconds before Hinata turned to look at her cat. But he merely shrugged, mood less dampened now that the leech was gone.

Her attention was brought back to the door when it pushed back open and a certain redhead made his appearance again.

"I almost stepped on this," He lifted up a hand to show Hinata a small light blue furred kitten with bright yellow eyes, "It was just sitting by your door like it lived here."

He placed the kitten into her arms before once again taking his leave.

Lavender eyes stared down in confusion at the kitten plopped into her arms. It seemed delighted to be carried as it meowed happily and nuzzled it's furry face against her chest.

Hinata could feel her cheeks warm at the display, "Its...it's so cute.." She murmured, hugging it closer to her as it buried its face into her bosom.

Sasuke narrowed his eyes at the new feline and before Hinata could comprehend what he was going to do - Sasuke snatched the kitten out of her arms, holding it up to eye level by the nape of its neck. His dark eyes narrowed, he didn't like that little confident smile it seemed to be wearing as it lifted a paw to pat his nose playfully.

Without warning, he turned it around and lifted its tail. The kitten cried out in distress and tried to wriggle out of its captor's hold as he examined what lay beneath its tail.

"S-Sasuke!" Hinata cried, attempting to grab the poor kitten; only for her mean cat to use his height to keep it out of her reach.

"It's a male and you were letting the little pervert put his face all over your chest." Sasuke growled, he began to walk towards the balcony with the squirming feline still held hostage in his unforgiving grip.

"Let me just toss him out," He unlocked the sliding door, "Its not too high up, he should be fine...maybe."

"Sasuke, no!" The humanized cat felt himself shoved against the wall on his back by an unseen force and while he was unable to move, Hinata strolled over and gently pried the traumatized feline out of his grasp.

"He's just a kitten. There's no need to be so cruel to him." Hinata scolded, pouting when he merely rolled his eyes at her words.

She hugged the kitten as it went back to rubbing its smug little face against her chest, "If you promise not too throw him out then I'll let you go." She bargained with her cat when he scowled at the blue feline.

He had no other choice unless he wanted to be pinned to the wall all night, "Fine." He growled out between gritted teeth.

His tail swished around with aggression at the new feline as his mistress decided to take a look at the collar around its neck.

"Hmm, it says Mitsuki," She flipped the tag over only to give a puzzled frown, "But nothing else."

"So, you're Mitsuki, huh?" She smiled when he gave an affirmative meow in reply. Scratching behind his ear, she giggled when he turned his head to lick her hand.

"So cute." She fawned, deciding to play ignorant to the ominous aura that her black cat was exuding and began to walk towards the bedroom.

"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked with a frown.

"Going to take a shower," She answered with a tilt of her head, it was getting late and she wanted to take a shower before making dinner. He should know by now that she likes to shower after Gaara has been nibbling on her.

"Not with that thing you're not." He told her, tone demanding that she listen to him.

"Why not? He's just a kitten," She frowned at him, holding the small feline closer, "And I don't trust leaving him alone with you. I want him to be unharmed for whenever his owners come to look for him."

He was about to follow them into the bathroom when Hinata paused and pointed at him accusingly, "Stay. Or else I'm not giving you dinner."

He reluctantly stopped and plopped onto the ground with an infuriated snarl, "Just..scream if you need help."

"Of course, Sasu." She giggled, slipping into the bathroom and closing the door behind her.

Placing the kitten on the ground, she smiled sweetly at it, "Now you just stay here and wait for me, okay? I promise not to take too long."

He nodded his head at her, yellow eyes watching intently as she pulled her shirt off. Dropping her shirt on the ground, she glanced at the kitten and was a bit uncomfortable with how attentively it was watching her undress, she's not sure cats normally just stare unflinchingly like that...

She shook her head, figuring it was nothing and reached back to unhook her bra when a sudden puff of smoke surrounded the blue feline; leaving the witch startled as she stumbled back with a cry. Within seconds, footsteps pounded on the floor before the door burst open to reveal her cat - ready to have any reason to toss the new feline out.

He froze at the door, when the smoke settled down to reveal a nude, pale skinned teenage boy. Fluffy sky blue ears twitched as his tail calmly swished along the ground.

Hinata pointed at him speechless, face growing darker by the minute as she thought about how she almost stripped completely in front of the teen.

He merely smiled at her.

"What a bad time for me to turn back."

xXx

Bonus:

"So, how old are you Mitsuki?" Hinata asked, now redressed and fully composed from the earlier incident.

"Sixteen," He answered, calmly messing with the large shirt that he was borrowing from the grouchy cat that was still glaring at him. Hinata blinked, he was only one year younger then her.

She wondered why his cat form was a kitten then...and why could he even turn into a human like Sasuke. Maybe his owner was also a witch?

But before she could ask, Sasuke clamped his fingers around a fluffy blue ear and yanked harshly.

"I fucking knew there was something wrong with you when you kept putting your face in her chest," He took pleasure in the wince and groan of pain that escaped the teen, "Your cat form is a complete lie."

"Ow, stop it!" He punched the black haired cat in the abdomen and rubbed his throbbing ear when it was free. He scooted closer to the blue haired witch and wrapped his arms around her with a smile, "I'm not a pervert, I just like your mistress. I've been watching her come home for a few weeks already - she seems really nice and cute."

He smirked mischievously at the older cat, "Though I will admit - her chest is really soft." My, was he a blunt one.

Hinata could only frantically try to keep her violent cat from killing the new feline on the spot.

She just hopes that she could get some answers when Mitsuki's owners come for him.