Harley Quinn sat on the floor of their bedroom, gun in hand, sobbing. Red and Blue tears streamed down her face and splashed onto her bare arms and legs. He has been gone for six weeks now, is he dead? She couldn't bring herself to believe it. Should I die too? The door handle slowly rattled and the door screeched open to reveal a battered and blood-soaked Joker wearing the remains of a purple tuxedo. Harley looked up and her heart soared with joy. She quickly wiped away her tears, dropped her gun, and leaped into his arms. He kissed her passionately and combed his fingers threw her hair as she wrapped her legs around his torso.

"I thought my Puddin' was dead. I saw the bat kill you." She exhaled with excitement. As she rapidly filled her lungs with air The Joker could feel her heart pound viciously in her chest.

"My sweet little Harley, you know I can't be killed that easily. I even punished Batsy for scaring you. I crushed the wings of his pet robin!" The Joker laughed in delight, "Now it's just you and me. A king ready to please his queen."

He tossed her on the bed and crawled on top of her, growling like an animal. He tore off her clothes and she shrieked in pleasure. With some help she ripped off his tuxedo and tilted her head to lick his jawline. The Clown Prince of Crime responded by kissing down her neck to her breasts and bit each of her nipples. Harley screamed and cascaded her hands down his chest and abs as he grabbed and bruised her thighs, slipping himself inside her. He thrusted deeper and deeper while she moaned and groaned. The Joker massaged her breasts and she kissed all over his face until it was covered in her makeup. As she orgasmed, Harley bit down hard on The Joker's lip enough to taste his metallic blood. She called out his name again and again as she came. A few minutes later, The Joker grunted out her name as he finished and slid out.

They laid side by side with Harley tracing her fingers across the tattoos inked on his chest. The Joker kissed her forehead and forcefully circled his muscular arms around her in a hug. Harley Quinn turned around so they could spoon beneath the covers. She wiggled her butt on The Joker's lap to tease him and heard a soft giggle on the back of her neck followed by a gentle kiss on her ear.

"I love these moments with you, my little minx."

"I love having you back, Puddin'."