It's not my fault!

For once it wasn't his fault, and despite the fact that they were in another impossible situation.

He was just glad no one could blame it on him.

The guild wasn't very crowed today, most people had gone on jobs leaving Team Natsu who had just returned from a job along with Team Shadow Gear, Gajeel, Lily, Mira, Elfman, along with Master and Cana as the only ones in the guild.

And it was probably a good thing as everyone would find it extremely crazy, not like crazy was anything weird around Fairy Tail.

Heat and ridged cold were currently being expelled by one of Fairy Tails strongest female wizards and their only celestial wizard.

The two girl's foreheads touching as they were shouting very familiar insults.

"Ice Prince!"

"Flame Brain!"

"Icicle boy!"

"Salamander Breath!"

No one would believe it if they weren't watching the fight at that very moment as Erza Scarlet, calm, mature and frightening when angered or when fighting.

Was currently in a head butting name calling contest with Lucy Heartfilia, usually peppy, sometimes accorder to happy weird, yet a loyal friend.

Who was fighting back with equal vigor an icy mist rising from her body as flames surrounded Erza yet neither seemed to care.

"What happened this time?" the one who asked was Fairy Tail's resident alcoholic Cana.

Those who saw her down barrels would wonder how the woman even had a liver anymore.

Erza and Lucy seemed to have completely ignored her as it seemed Gray's patience was running extremely thin.

Natsu and Wendy were both trying to stop the two before any magic flew, but it wasn't working.

The one who answered to everyone's surprise was Happy" How can you be so stupid! Can you not see what's happened, were stuck in a situation even worse than the changeling" the fact that Happy was speaking so seriously while Carla was munching on a fish only confirmed his words.

But before Master Makarov could even get a word in" That it! You're going down! Ice Make-"Lucy began as Erza was charging a Fire Dragon Iron Fist when.

"Both of you cut it out!" what followed were both girls getting hit over the head.

The two were about to yell at Gray when they stopped, sweatdropping at the commanding respect and power being radiated by man.

"Now are you two going to get along" Gray sounded exactly like Erza right down to her commanding tone.

Both girls stood up wrapping their arms around the other's shoulders" Aye Sir!" they said exactly like Gray and Natsu would when Erza caught them arguing.

"This is just too weird" spoke Jet as everyone silently agreed.

Makarov slowly walked up to the group as expressions that never were on their faces were settled, it was clear this spell was similar to the one that switched their bodies this one seemed to be a stronger version of it.

They weren't complain about being in different bodies so instead of bodies it was possible they switched personalities and apparently their magic, magic they seemed to know how to use.

"Alright, explain everything don't leave out a single detail" he gave them all a small glare as they all seemed to be deciding how to start.

Carla seemed to be trying to get Happy's attention as he ignored the she cat surprising them, considering the tom cat's crush on her.

"It happened after we stopped those wizards master" to everyone's surprise it was Natsu who spoke, and he was being polite and respectful to boot looking younger than he was.

Wendy stood beside him a worried yet serious look of contemplation on her young face, looking similar to Lucy at the moment.

"They pulled a last minute trick right before Natsu was about to finish the last wizard off" the fact that little Wendy was speaking so confidently was weird to say the least.

"Those cowards couldn't fight us like real wizards, to bad for them even if it took us awhile to recover from the initial shock we were still able to defeat them" Gray tuned in arms crossed as he seemed more annoyed that they hadn't had a true fight than having what they could tell Erza's personality.

"After we got paid half of our reward since a certain somebody went overboard again" Lucy had spoken up and to their surprise instead of looking at Natsu she was glaring Erza.

"Come off it, I finished the job!" Erza yelled back at Lucy as the two began to butt heads only to freeze at Gray's glare.

"Then we came back and Erza and Lucy started arguing and here we are" finished Natsu as it was too weird hearing the usually loudmouth Natsu Dragneel, talking like a shy and respectful person.

Makarov nodded taking in everything, it was possible this was a curse and if it was they would need the help of its caster.

Small inner voices seem to cry knowing he would never retire; his children just couldn't seem to stay away from trouble.

"At least telling whose, who will be easier this time" it was Mirajane who spoke up as all of Team Natsu just gave her a look.

"Yeah easier" quipped Erza" it's not only our personalities that changed, I have freaking motion sickness now!" she yelled in the exact same way Natsu did when complaining about his weakness.

"I'm sorry, but you seemed to have gotten my immunity to the Troja spell" everyone cringed at the sight of a sniffling Natsu looking just like Wendy when she felt she was to useless.

"I think the more immediate issue is how we're going to change back" spoke Wendy as they had no idea how they were going to reverse this.

Everyone well except Gajeel went into thought about this.

It was weird for everyone currently in the guild, when it had been the Changeling spell it had been humorous but now it was just downright creepy.

It was obvious Erza had changed personalities with Natsu, which wasn't the best combination considering the young woman could be reckless in her own right.

Lucy had seemed to have changed with Gray which was currently being made obvious as the girl was currently fighting herself, it seemed Gray's habit had been past on as well.

Gray was completely calm but the power and respect radiating from the boy and the fact he kept eyeing Lucy and Erza, he had switched with their strongest female wizard.

Wendy seemed to be talking to herself in a panic now that the story telling was over arms moving around as to see if she was real, looking like Lucy when the blond was in a situation way over her head.

Natsu seemed worried and even frighten not at all matching the once reckless dragon slayer, he seemed fidgety and nervous as if not yet fully accepting their situation yet.

As for Happy and Carla, the white Exceed was trying to get the Blue tom's attention only to fail and sulk somehow pulling a fish out of nowhere.

How where they even going to begin to explain this to the entire guild, even more important how were they going to change back?

Find out next time in this funny story that popped into my head