**I don't own Fairy Tail or the characters. They belong to Mashima.

This is just a drop point for Omakes and other randomness. Toral Crack so don't get upset lol.

Omake 1

Macao ducked inside a building with his old buddy Wakaba.

"Things really aren't looking good," He panted as he leaned back against a wall. Baby dragons were all over the place, swarming mages left and right.

"We've got to keep fighting!" Romeo yelled. "It's what Natsu would do!"

With that he jumped to his feet, emphasizing the point, only for his head to hit a large brick. "Ow..." He rubbed the top of his head as a large flower fell from above, also landing on his head.

"Flower power!" He yelled eating the giant flower just because he was hungry and he thought that's what Natsu would do.

Suddenly he grew to twice his normal height. His clothing turned red as white overalls magically appeared on him. He grew a beer belly and a mustache that looked a bit like Macao's.

Macao stared at him in shock. "Who are you and what have you done with my son?"

"What do you mean dad?" Romeo said looking around with a confused look. "It's-a me, Romeo! I'm-a gonna jump on some heads now!"

Then Romeo burst through the brick wall and started shooting green and red fireballs that bounced off the ground and kept bouncing till they hit something. He was jumping on baby dragon heads, smashing them to the ground before they disappeared with a pop.

Macao and Wakaba just stared, unable to comprehend what the fuck was happening. Romeo, on the other hand, was having a blast. He went right up to the palace and kicked a medium sized green dragon's ass like a boss. Soon after Toma came out with a giant mushroom on his head.

"Sorry Romeo, but the princess is in another castle." He said.

Meanwhile, in another part of town, Lisanna ran into Lucy. But she looked a little... different.

"Ummm, Lucy? Why do you have pointy ears? And why are you dressed up like a princess? And why are you not fat?"

Lucy ignored her, pulling out an ocarina and putting it to her lips. Suddenly Loke or Leo, depending on how you prefer to refer to him, came out. But he was different too. He had long ears, his hair seemed blonder than usual, and he carried a bow with a quiver full of arrows.

"Leo! How many black arrows do you have?"

"Enough to slay 3 dragons, if the legends be true milady." The elfin lion spirit replied.

"Very well. Don't miss," Lucy said, and Leo sprang away in search of dragons.

"If only I had a Dwarven bow," He was heard to say as he departed.

Elsewhere in the town, future Rogue stood between Natsu and the exit.

"None shall pass!" He declared with his sword, which apparently came from nowhere, planted firmly on the ground.

Elsewhere in town Gajeel was getting pretty frustrated.

"Fuck this!" He screamed as three long metal claws extended from each hand. "I'm going x men on you bitches!"

Elsewhere in town, future Rogue threatened to bite Natsu's legs off as Natsu departed, using coconuts to emulate the sound of a departing horse. Then instantly got motion sick from hearing something so much like transportation.

Just then Jura came raging through with a young dragonoid on his heels. "Get to the chopper!" He yelled, pointing to the new Blue Pegasus airship some distance away.

Omake 2

"Is that an airship?" Fairy Tail members looked up at the approaching airship, wondering who could be coming to their sacred island during their S class trials.

"I will stop them," Makarov declared as he began to morph into a giant.

Suddenly a huge wooden barrel with a star on the side appeared on the beach, pointed out toward the incoming airship.

"What's that?" Most of Fairy Tail yelled.

Before anyone could try to form a rational response, Elfman's voice was heard yelling "take over: Donkey Kong!"

The next thing they knew a giant brown gorilla came crashing through the forest and jumped in the barrel, which instantly shot it towards the airship. The entire guild just stood their flabbergasted.

"Ummm... what was that?" Gray asked as he watched the departing blur of fur.

"Dunno, but I'm just gonna roll with it bro," Natsu replied with a shrug.

On the Grimoire Heart ship, the crew felt a sudden heavy impact and the ship got a lot heavier.

Then a heavy hit sounded on the deck, shaking the whole airship. Then another. As the guild members sprang into action, the ship was shuddering and cracking like they were in an earthquake.

When they got out in the deck, they were surprised to see an enormous ape pounding its fists on the deck of the ship, breaking through in minutes to the deck below. And the Grimoire Heart.

"No! Stop him you fools!" Raged master Hades. His beard growing snowy white as he raised is staff, whispering sorcery into the howling winds. "We must defend Orthanc!"

"Ummm... K" the rest of Grimoire Heart sweat dropped, completely unsure how to respond to this.

But them it was too late. Giant ape fists smashed the heart, causing Hades to collapse in a dead heap and the airship to plummet into the ocean. Only Zancrow managed to escape, levitating out of the ship to the beach where he was met by Natsu.

"I am the power!" Natsu roared as he suddenly became as muscular as Elfman and whipped out a bad ass sword. He then jumped on happy, who transformed into a giant blue tiger. Together they charged the shocked Zancrow, smacking him away from the island with Natsu's huge sword just as Donkey Kong returned riding on a swordfish.

As the rest of the guild gaped, Natsu, Donkey Kong, and Happy transformed back into Natsu, Elfman, and Happy and high fived.

That's it for that omake lolz. Review if you want. Or don't. Either way.