Ford tried to catch his breath after the latest electrical shock. He won't tell Bill the equation. No matter what Bill can't make him talk. Bill paused his shocks momentarily. This wasn't working. He needed to find Ford's weakness. He looked over at the door way and see his Hench maniacs defeated.

"Guys, seriously? You had, like, one job to do here."
Bill complained. Ford cheered.
"Go Dipper and Mabel."
Then it clicked with Bill.
"Well would you look at that. Those kids really care about you"
Bill turned around to face Ford.
"and you care about them. Don't you?"
"What are you- oh, oh no!"
"Perhaps torturing those kids will make you talk."
"No! Wait! You can't-"

Bill turned around and Ford's body started to turn gold again.
"I'll make a deal with you!"
The goldifacation stopped about half way up and Bill turned around once again.
"Ok Fordsy, I'm listening."
"If you make sure the kids are safe I'll tell you the equation."
"Now we're talking. Ok deal."
They shook on it. And Ford told Bill the equation.
"Finally. Now I've got to take care of a few things. You stay here."

Ford became completely golden again then Bill left to deal with the mechashack. The fight lasted a while. It was frustrating for the triangle that he couldn't hit the damn thing but he soon found a weakness. He floated back to the door.

"Oh no it's Bill. That's what you're all thinking, right? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop, chop."

He had what he needed so he didn't waste time with words after that. He came back inside the fearamid and turned everyone except the Pines into tapestries and hung them on the wall. Bill faces the Pines family.

"Now what to do with you."
"Remember our deal Bill!"
Ford warned.
"You made a deal with him Great Uncle Ford?!"
Dipper asked in alarm.
"I had to, Dipper."
"Yeah pine tree, now you and shooting star get special treatment. Here's your special treatment."
Bill snapped and Dipper and Mabel passed out.
"Kids!"
Stan yelled but before he could get to them Bill had the unconscious bodies up in the air. He snapped and they were teleported away.

"Bill! We agreed you wouldn't hurt them."
"Sixer, what did you do?!"
Stan yelled at his brother. Bill laughed.
"You told me to keep them safe. You never specified that I couldn't take them for myself. After all what safer place is there then with the ruler of your universe."
"That's not what I meant."
Ford pleaded.
"Too late sixer. Let's see how you two do surviving a worldwide oddpocalypse."

Bill snapped and the elder Pines twins were teleported away. Now then, Bill had an oddpocalypse to spread. After a while Bill came back to the fearamid. He went to the very top where the Pines twins were peacefully snoozing together on the living flesh sofa.

Ok time to take care of these two. They might be useful in the future. He could make them slaves. Nah he has a better idea. To accomplish it though these two need to like him. With a wave of his hand Bill wiped the 12-year-olds' memories.

They may not even remember their names but Bill made sure to keep their bond intact. They'll be his little prince and princess of the apocalypse and Bill will be the king. Bill looks at them. If they're going to be royalty, they need to dress properly.

He snaps and the twins are fixed up and in fancier attire that's much more to Bill's liking. Mabel had a pretty yellow dress with brick pattern. Dipper got a white dress shirt with a buttoned blue vest black pants and a bow tie.

Yes, much better. Bill pondered what else to do. Memories or not they're smart kids. He'll get them their own rooms and he'll throw them a party. They should be 13 by now anyway. Time to plan a party for these humans. Bill's going to make them love him.

Dipper woke up in bed unable to remember how he got there. He looks around. The room has a desk, a dresser, a full length mirror and a nightstand with a draw. They were all made of an unidentifiable material. He's gets a weird vibe from it and is not sure he wants to know what they're made of.

The bed he was on seemed normal enough though the black bed frame gave off this weird visible aura of a color Dipper couldn't describe. He looked over and saw there was an envelope on the nightstand. He picked it up and opened it. There was a note inside that looked like it might be written in blood.

It said to come to the main area. Dipper got off the bed and looked at himself in the mirror for a moment then walked to the door. He doesn't know why he's following the instructions of a note written in blood. Across the hall is another door with a shooting star carved into it.

Dipper looked back and saw his door had a pine tree carved into it. The shooting star door opened and a girl stepped out. She was his age and kind of looked like him. She made eye contact with him and they both rushed to each other to hug.

"Are you ok?"
"Yeah I'm ok. Are you all right?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine."
This was Dipper's sister. He remembers she's his sister.
"What's your name?"
"I don't remember. Do you remember yours?"
"No. But I know you're my brother."
"Yeah, and you're my sister."
"Did you get a note saying to come to the main area?"
"Yeah."
"Let's go together."

The two of them walked down the hall. They weren't given directions but a map of this place seemed to have been planted in their minds. Once they got to the main area they were in awe. A big party was set up with a big cake and everything. There were a lot weird monster looking guys around. A floating triangle spotted them and flew to the twins.

"There you two are. I was beginning to think I put you in too deep of sleep."
"Who are you and why'd you put us to sleep?"
"Name's Bill Cipher. And I put you to sleep so I could get this big party ready for you. It's your 13th birthday."
"Do you know our names?"
"Of course, you're pine tree and you're shooting star. I had it engraved on your doors and everything."
Those names sounded right to the twins.

"So this party is for us?"
Mabel said.
"Yep."
"Why?"
Dipper questioned.
"You're Weirdmageddon royalty. Of course you get a party for your birthday."
"We're royalty?"
"I'm the king of everything but you two are the prince and princess of the apocalypse. Now let's have some fun."

The twins got to meet everyone. They were all weird but since they don't have memories to fall back on as far as the twins know this is normal. They ate cosmic cake and had some time punch. They actually had a lot of fun.

They thought, hey, Bill's not that bad of guy. He made a party for them and everything. According to Bill he'd rescued them and had to block their memories so they wouldn't have severe trauma. He set up the rooms for them and everything.

As far as Dipper and Mabel are concerned Bill's great. Getting used to everything was weird at first. Dipper got used to things quicker than Mabel but she wasn't too far behind. Bill gave them basically whatever they wanted.

Dipper soon had access to more books than he could ever possibly read and Mabel had an endless supply of craft stuff. Getting these two kids to like him is going to be a synch. Bill can't wait to see Ford's face when he finds out his grand niece and nephew have joined his side.

He knows Ford will survive through Weirdmageddon. He also knows he'll try to rescue Dipper and Mabel. Oh won't he be in for a surprise. He'll never get the twins back. Not now that they're Bill's little prince and princess.