It was CM Punk's first night in the Octagon, his MMA debut after leaving the world of professional wrestling in the WWE.

"Punk, I have bad news," Dana White said as CM Punk was getting ready for his big fight. "Mickey Gall is no longer your opponent tonight, he got sick."

"Sick? Then who will I fight?" CM Punk whined. "I'm ready to do an MMA fight, Dana, who will my opponent be?"

"That would be me!" said a mysterious voice from the other side of the room. CM Punk turned and saw it was Goku.

"G-GOKU?!" CM Punk yelled. "B-but how did you make weight?"

"Senzu beans, you dummy," Goku replied. "I'll see you in the Octagon."

It was time for the fight. Since CM Punk's opponent was now Goku, it was naturally the main event. CM Punk came out first, shaking in his boots. He knew he had to give it his all but his all wouldn't be enough. Then Goku came out. As Punk and Goku stood face to face, waiting for the bout to start, CM Punk tried to talk trash but couldn't say anything because he was scared. Goku smiled and simply said, "you'll see what happens when you abandon your friends in WWE for the UFC!"

The match started and immediately Goku hit a Kamehameha on CM Punk and one-hit-KO'ed him. Of course, CM Punk wasn't dead, but Goku had to teach him a lesson for how CM Punk turned his back on the WWE. Dana White started screaming. "IT DOESN'T SAY IN THE UFC RULEBOOK THAT KAMEHAMEHAS ARE LEGAL!"

"Yes, but where does it say that Kamehamehas AREN'T legal?" Goku smiled.

THE END