Disclaimer: I have no ownership of either American Dad or Naruto

Beta: Dragonlord0, OmegaDelta

Warnings this contains extreme lemons, dominance, girl on girl action

Bashing: Stan Smith

Author's Note: I know it's been a while since my last update but I wanted you all to that I haven't abandoned this story Enjoy reading this chapter

CIA

Stan sat frustrated at his deck looking at a photo he'd taken of Naruto, the more he stared at the photo the angrier he felt towards Naruto.

"No good terrorist thinks he can come into my country and turn my family against me. Well, he's got another thing coming." Stan said to himself.

Two of Stan's co-workers came by his desk, these two are Dick and Jackson. Noticing he's in a bad mood Jackson is the first to speak.

"Hey Stan why the long look?" he asked.

Stan stares at them and talks with his grit teeth. "You wanna know what's wrong? I'll tell you wants wrong a terrorist has moved into my neighborhood and worsts he's turning my own family against me. What's even worse than having a terrorist on your own block, is your daughter going a date with a terrorist. Oh sure he claims to be Japanese but he's not fooling me, I'm on to him and his terroristic scheme."

"What's he planning?" Dick asked.

"To take over America!" Stan answered enraged imagining his country being ruled by the enemy. "And I can't let that happen, I've got to find out where evil lair is."

"Evil Lair? Isn't that unusual, Stan." Dick said.

"What would a terrorist need with an evil lair, he's not some Disney villain." Dick added with more ethnic on "evil lair"

"Why, why, why a lot of things. Bottom line is this terrorist needs to be stopped be for he destroys us all." Stan says then smiles as he comes up with a devious plan. "Say you and Dick wouldn't happen to be doing anything tonight?"

"Well actually we're going to watch the new Adam Sandler's movie "Daddy I Did It Again" Jackson told Stan.

"Isn't that the prequel to Triple Daddy?" he asked.

"That's the one!"

"Well that's plans been canceled, I need the both of you to spy on this terrorist for me." Stan said as he showed them Naruto's picture.

"Can't you do it yourself?" Jackson questions.

"I've already told you, this terrorist has brainwashed my family and I've been forced to sleep on the couch for the past two days." he told them which made Dick and Jackson snickered. "This is no laughing matter, he knows I'm on to him and I guarantee he's planning to silence me at this very moment."

Naruto's House

Naruto is currently lifting weights as part of his morning workout, while it was normal to workout to get yourself in shape and for your health but Naruto did it for a personal reason, the strength to protect. The death of his parents and Mikoto not only drove him to honor their memories but also to prevent what he'd gone through from happening to anyone else. He puts the weights back on the bar by the sound of someone knocking on his door, the blonde goes to see who it is and standing there is a car dealer.

"Excuse me, are you Naruto Uzumaki?" he questions.

"Yes. Any particular reason you're here?" Naruto eyes narrow suspiciously.

"There is I'm here to present you with your brand new car." he announced stepping aside revealing a yellow-colored SUV.

"New car? There must some mistake, I didn't purchase any car." Naruto said,

"There's no mistakes, the car was bought a few days ago by a Mr. Ocard and requested it be delivered to his nephew."

The blonde now understand what was happening, the moment he heard Draco's name backward and what he meant by "large package".

Naruto pretended to be surprised. "Oh yeah my uncle did mention to me I'd be getting one. Sorry, I must have forgotten."

"It alright, happens most of the time. Now here are the keys to your car, enjoy." he told Naruto as he handed the keys.

After the car dealer left Naruto goes to check out his new ride, he then notices an envelope on the driver's seat. He opens it and reads it

"Dear Agent Naruto Uzumaki

If you're reading this letter then you've received the car I purchased for you. However, before I get into details you have to know this is no ordinary car, I had the boys in the lab modify this car for your benefit into a state of the art talking car, its name is Xeon. And all you need to do to activate Xeon is say parents love in Japanese. Xeon is equipped with stealth mode, machine guns, smoke grenades, tantrum shied, an advanced GPS, tracking device, and replaceable tires, police monitor, localized EMP, Rocket Launchers, Twin Gatling guns, poison grenades, oil slick As for the car itself can turn into a speed boat, a motorcycle, and a plane. As a safety precaution, Xeon is wired to self destruct in the event it falls into enemy hands, I trust you won't let that happen. I know your birthday's months away but considered Xeon as an early birthday present.

The blonde grinned after reading the letter. "Thanks, Draco I'll be sure to do something for you in return. I gonna take this baby for a spin." Naruto steps into his car and says and the password to awaken Xeon.

"Greetings Agent Naruto, I'm Xeon. How may I be of service to you?" the vehicle spoke in a British accent.

"Draco wasn't kidding when he said you're state of the art and the British accent a bonus." the blonde commented mused by the talking car. "Alright, Xeon I have a date with an amazing girl tonight and I need something fancy to wear, can you pinpoint the best shopping stores in town?"

A holographic globe appears on the car's GPS mainframe then it zooms into the area of Langley Falls. The locations of said stores are shown on screen, Naruto had become impressed with Xeon more and more.

"I've found over ten stores that should suit your interest, which one would you like to go to?" Xeon inquired.

Naruto smirked. "I'm feeling optimistic, let's swing by all of them.

"As you wish!"

Smith House

Hayley groans in frustration she'd been searching for an outfit to wear and so far she found nothing. Her room had clothes tossed everywhere, normally she won't be all that concerned about what she wore but after meeting Naruto she wanted things to be perfect. Sure he's kind and caring but deep down she had this incredible feeling about him something she never felt from any other guy nor her ex-boyfriend Jeff Fisher.

In a fit of rage, Hayley throws a pair of shoes at the wall as she falls backwards onto her bed sighing. The door opens and there stood Francine, she was downstairs during the laundry when she heard a commotion coming from her daughter's room. Like any loving mother, Francine immediately stops what she doing to see what's happening, once she got to Hayley's room she pushed her ear against the door and could hear her Hayley's situation.

Francine enters Hayley's room. "Are you alright, sweetie?"

"No, I'm not! I have a date in less than three hours and I can't find anything to wear." Hayley said.

Francine sat beside Hayley and put a comforting hand on her shoulder

"Is that all?" Francine asked with a smile as Hayley nodded. "Is someone nervous about their date with a certain blonde Japanese boy?"

"I am, I guess it's because I'm worried I'll be single forever. I mean my previous dates didn't turn out so well." Hayley said.

Francine looks Hayley in the eyes while putting her hands on Hayley's shoulders.

"Hayley, listen to me. You're a smart, gifted, drop-dead gorgeous young woman."

"You really think they're someone out there for me, mom?" Hayley inquired.

"I know so. To hell with those douche bags you gone out with, they're gay anyway expect Jeff who's a deadbeat. My point is just yourself besides Naruto really likes you otherwise he wouldn't have asked you out.

Hayley smiles before giving her mother a hug. "Thanks, mom you're the best!"

"Anything for you sweetie." Francine said returning the hug. "If you want I could help you get ready for date."

"I like that!" Hayley replied.

Hours Later

Stan car pulled up in the driveway and enters his house, where Steve, Roger, and Klaus were watching TV while Francine and Hayley were nowhere around. Stan noticed something was off.

"Where's dinner? he asked.

"Francine hasn't made any, she's been with Hayley since this afternoon!" Roger answered.

"That's odd!" he stated with his hand on his. "She usually has dinner ready by now, what could she be doing for so long?"

"Instead of asking us, ask her yourself." Klaus told him before turning his attention back to the TV.

"Good idea. Francine, Francine get down here." Stan yelled.

No less than a second Francine appears at the top of the steps midway down the steps after hearing Stan shouting her name. "What is it, what's wrong?"

"What's wrong, I'll tell you what's wrong. I come home after a long day at work to keep this country safe and provide for this family, and all I ask is you cook me dinner." Stan told his wife.

Francine rolled her eyes annoyed. "Well excuse me for helping out daughter get ready for her date. Besides I ordered us Mexican takeout."

"Oh that's just great, first you're allowing our daughter to hang out with a terrorist and now I'm gonna starve." Stan groans angrily as the doorbell rings.

Francine answers the door since Stan was being too much of an ass to do anything except complain. There stood Naruto, his attire for the evening is a pair of white shoes, black jeans, white shirt that was buttoned up to his lower chest leaving most of it revealed along with a black jacket that was shorter than the shirt with white lines going from the collar, which was high, to the sleeve and two lines on the torso.

"Hey, Francine!"Naruto greeted with a friendly smile.

"Hello Naruto, my don't you look handsome." she told him although in the back of her mind handsome wasn't the word she wanted to say. "That outfit looks expensive, not that it's a problem or anything but it totally looks good on you."

"Thanks, I sort of treated myself to a little shopping spree this morning. All in all, I say it was worth it." he said.

"I'll say it was, well come on!"

Naruto walks into the Smith where Steve asked him over a dozen questions all referring the two of them hanging out which resorted to Naruto turning him down again. While was chatting with Roger and Klaus, Francine went back upstairs to inform Hayley of Naruto's arrival. Stan stood on the other side of the room glaring daggers at Naruto.

"Just look at that terrorist, acting all innocent. Well fake all you because after tonight I'll expose you for what you really are." Stan thought devilishly.

Francine returns with getting everyone's attention. "Naruto and Smith family I give you Miss Hayley!"

Hayley slowly walks down the steps after reaching the bottom everyone could see, she had on a black and red striped tube top revealing her cleavage, a western red mini skirt with high heels. Hayley didn't have on her headband, hair now had layers, red lipstick, pearl earrings, and her peace sign necklace had been replaced by one similar to the Francine has on. Hayley smiles seductively at the blonde as she turns around giving him a perfect view of her outfit first and back.

"What do you think, Naruto?" Hayley inquired.

"You're even more beautiful than you normally look!" Naruto stated truthfully.

Stan, however, had a different reaction as his face turn red from anger as he lets out a high pitch girly scream. A scream so loud everyone in the neighborhood stopped what they were doing to a horde of deer eating grass then stops and finally to reaching outside the planet.

From Stan's POV, everything was dark until he slowly opened his eyes and felt something slippery inside his mouth. His eyes stared down to a horrific site, Roger had his lips mouth on his not only he could feel his tongue. In an instant, Stan shoves Roger off him as he jumps to his feet spitting and rubbing his lips repeatedly to get the taste off.

"What the hell Roger, what the hell do you think were doing?" Stan shouted at the alien.

"Giving you CPR, what else!" Roger stated the obvious. "You screamed like a girl after seeing Hayley then passed out, you've been out for thirty minutes.

Stan sighs with relief of some sort . "God that worst nightmare, I've ever had.

"Dad that wasn't a nightmare!" Hayley stated annoyed.

Another look at Hayley turns Stan's face red again as he unleashes another high pitch girly scream following by him passing out once more. Naruto shakes his head in disappointment wondering how anyone can deal with this sort of stupidity.

"Want me to give him CPR again?" Roger asked.

Francine mumbles some swear words under her breath as she kneels down and slaps Stan twice, it seemed to have worked since he regains conscious. Stan stares at his wife then at everyone else, his eyes widen in horror at the sight of Hayley's outfit. Just as he was about to scream for the third time, Francine stopped him by covering his mouth.

"Stan that's enough and you're having a nightmare!" Francine stated.

"You mean all of this is real?" he asked as Francine nodded. "Oh okay!"

Stan gets back on his feet and points at Hayley. "What the hell are you wearing, you look like whore."

"Stan!" Francine said sternly offend he could say such a horrible to his own daughter.

"Oh come on Francine look at her, first she starts dressing like a whore and the next thing you know she's off to Miami to be a pornstar." he said horrify imagining Hayley staring in all sort of adult films. "Well I won't stand for it, go change your clothes right now."

"No, they're my clothes and I can wear them whenever I want." Hayley crossed her arms across her chest standing her ground.

At this moment Naruto came to her defense. "She's got a point, Stan, besides there's nothing wrong with what your daughter's wearing."

Hayley smiled happily that Naruto had her back. While Stan glares angrily at the blonde.

"You stay out of this terrorist, you've been nothing but trouble day you swindle your way into our lives."

"You know I am getting really sick of you calling me that, need I remind you I personally kicked your ass. And don't think I won't do it again so I suggest back off before I really hurt you." Naruto warned Stan.

"Fine! You win for now terrorist." he murmured the last part under his breath.

"So where are two you going?" Francine inquired changing the subject.

"Let's just say I made us special reservations at one of the most expensive restaurants in town. They have good food and good music." Naruto answered.

"Sounds lovely, well we keep you kids waiting any longer, and have a good time."

"We will mom!"Hayley hugs Francine.

"Oh and don't forget you're to be back at precisely 9:00 and no, if, ands, or buts about it." Stan said with authority.

"Dad that's only twenty minutes from now." Hayley said annoyed by her father's order.

"That's good it'll be a short walk around the block and back." he smirked.

"We're going to be gone longer than nine douchebag, and that's that. By all means, keep talking just so the next thing you will earn you two black eyes and a fractured leg." Naruto cracked his knucks then turns to Hayley. "Ready to go?"

Hayley nodded in response as they left the house together holding hands, Hayley commented on how she liked Naruto's SVU which he thanked her for. Once they were in the car they drove off. Stan watched from the window, his eyes shift from side to side making Francine wasn't watching. He takes out his iPhone, dialing in a few numbers.

"It's me the operation is a go, stay on them and don't let the terrorist spot you either. Report back to me on his activities every twenty minutes."

"We're on it, Smith!" Dick said over the phone.

"Game on, terrorist!" Stan smirked.

To be continuced

Author's Note: I hope this was worth the wait and I'm sorry if it's short be but I wanted to be someone very interested for Naruto and Hayley's date. I"ll start on the next chapter after New Year's eve, til then goodbye for now

Merry Christmas